Daily Mail: Witches gather at midnight to cast spell on Donald Trump

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Will Truman

Will Truman is the Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. He is also on Twitter.

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  1. Avatar rmass says:

    You can’t fight an orange level prince of darkness with mortal magic fools. Only the blood of a god, on a sacred blade quenched in the goddess of truths tears.

    Silly come to think of it.Report

  2. Avatar Kolohe says:

    I’m surprised that Christine O’Donnell is #NeverTrump.Report

  3. Avatar veronica d says:

    I hope it works 🙂Report

  4. Avatar Dark Matter says:

    If *any* of this sort of thing worked there would be *someone* making money off of it, or weaponizing it.

    A 1% advantage on the stock market is worth probably a Trillion dollars.

    If it takes a human sacrifice to fire up, we’ve got groups that are willing to do that, some of them working for the gov.Report

  5. Avatar Joe Sal says:

    Ozzy sang about days like this.Report

  6. Avatar aaron david says:

    Maybe this explains my headache…Report

  7. Avatar Jaybird says:

    “Thoughts and Prayers”, only negative.

    Next time, they should take X-Lax in the hopes that he’d get diarrhea.Report

  8. Avatar aaron david says:

    Oh, and I forgot…

    Witches be trippin’Report

  9. Avatar Saul Degraw says:

    “There was much fanfare when witches across the world – and singer Lana Del Rey.”

    This is grade A sardonic writing here.

    Someone I know posted a positivish click bait video on this. It annoyed me. I’m as anti-Trump as anyone but I am getting really annoyed by all the click bait especially because I am pretty sure that the person who posted the clickabait witch video is an atheist.Report

  10. If it had been Lester and Judy-Lynn Del Rey, then you’d have something.

    Hello, my name is Bill Owens. You killed my son. Prepare to die.

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  11. Avatar Damon says:

    Everyone knows real witches commune naked with Satan. I saw it in a move.Report

    • Avatar veronica d says:

      I mean, I do, and I’m not even properly a witch. Communing naked with Satan is just a good way to spend an otherwise dull Thursday.Report

      • Avatar Damon says:

        Sadly, all the witches I’ve known, and it’s only been one, would never be, even generously, considered “hot”. Much to my disappointment.Report

        • Avatar veronica d says:

          @damon I know quite a few rather attractive witchy girls. Honesty tho, I’m not sure if I could date one of them, given that I’m a pretty hard-nosed science type. That strikes me as the sort of thing that creates friction.Report

          • Avatar Damon says:

            Shame you’re not “open minded” enough V 😉

            Besides there’s “date” and then there is “date”. Youknowhatimeandon’tyou?Report

        • Avatar Burt Likko says:

          I dated a Wiccan for about four years in an earlier phase of my life. She was quite attractive. Never met many of her Wiccan friends, though. The ones I did were all dudes, who I strongly suspected were more than a bit infuriated that she hadn’t chosen to date one of them. After all, isn’t part of the point of being a Wiccan that you get lots of sex with hot young witches out of the deal? And there I was, just some rando atheist, mucking things up.Report

      • Avatar LeeEsq says:

        Its all fun and games until somebody loses their soul.Report