Small Victories in Parenting During the Age of Islamic Terrorism

17 thoughts on “Small Victories in Parenting During the Age of Islamic Terrorism”

1. I’ll be relieved if my child simply joins a Satanic cult after listening to back-masked MP3’s.Report

   1. Much, much better than starting a Satanic cult with yourself as leader, no?Report

      1. It used to be a lot harder to be the leader of a Satanic cult; self-employed-insurance was no picnic.

         Thanks, Obama!Report

         1. @glyph Not to mention the new regulations involving animal sacrifice. Who has the time for all that paperwork?Report

            1. It still shouldn’t be a problem. For the Brethren of the Dark Sacraments, the devil is in the details.Report

               1. Exactly so. Which is why there’s a groundswell of support for passing a vaguely-worded and generally imprecise bill banning all details of any kind whatsoever.Report

            2. Friggin’ nanny state.Report

            3. This is the beauty of Our Noodly Lord – no troublesome sacrifices.Report

               1. It’s great to finally get pasta all that silly superstition.Report

                  1. Pastafarians are a saucey bunch, that’s for sure.Report

                  2. -5 points to Gryffindor AND Glyphindor!!!Report

                  3. @glyph

                     You are a house unto yourself.Report

2. It’s a little bit like when the Ku Klux Klan had to announce that it was not associated with the Westboro Baptist Church.Report

   1. Great Moments In P.R. HistoryReport

3. I think she’s saying that being Al Qaeda puts her son in less personal danger, not stating her preference in varieties of terrorism.Report

   1. @mike-schilling Yes, but why she would think al-Qaeda operatives are not being targeted is pretty odd and incorrect.Report

      1. Being targetted by intelligence efforts is one thing. Being in active combat military operations is quite another.Report

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