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Hunt down that Kafka fellow.Report
You can try, but (spoiler) it will be an unending, incomprehensible, dehumanizing maze of bureaucratic cul-de-sacs; random tragedy and black comedy admixed with no rhyme nor reason.
So, like Tuesday, basically.Report
And then your head explodes!Report
See if I can get a job in horror movie as a monster.Report
I’d look at it as a “glass half-full” situation. At least I’d have an exoskeleton. And all that lint I’ve neglected cleaning the last few years? A ready food supply!Report
You awake to find yourself a giant cockroach…..
Throw it away?Report
Well shit, so much for my plans of sending my sister to that violin conservatory.Report
Congress, here I come!Report
Win. We can close the thread now.Report
Agreed. Stick a fork in it we’re done.Report
FTWReport
Well, because of the reality of physics, there is no chance my limbs or muscles will be supporting me. So there is no getting up and around. Within seconds the attachment of the internal organs to the exoskeleton will probably start to fail. If by chance I am lucky, this will crush the tracheae and death will come soon. If not, then probably exsanguination from internal failures or long term starvation.
BUT because of the wifes eternal hatred of bugs (especially big ones), death would come from 14 rounds of 45 hollowpoint slugs ripping through center of mass in under 30 seconds.Report
Sorry, if I wake up and find that I have become a cockroach, I’m going to terrorise the townsfolk. No way am I going to miss out on that much fun.Report
So……Congress?Report
Here is the post pic.Report
See? Now *THIS* one is an appropriate question for the answer “kill all humans, start over”.Report
Alternatively,
trick or treat!Report