Worst Day Ever?

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17 Responses

  1. Avatar James Hanley says:

    Hunt down that Kafka fellow.Report

  2. Avatar LeeEsq says:

    See if I can get a job in horror movie as a monster.Report

  3. I’d look at it as a “glass half-full” situation. At least I’d have an exoskeleton. And all that lint I’ve neglected cleaning the last few years? A ready food supply!Report

  4. Avatar Vikram Bath says:

    You awake to find yourself a giant cockroach…..

    Throw it away?Report

  5. Avatar North says:

    Well shit, so much for my plans of sending my sister to that violin conservatory.Report

  6. Avatar Glyph says:

    Congress, here I come!Report

  7. Avatar Citizen says:

    Well, because of the reality of physics, there is no chance my limbs or muscles will be supporting me. So there is no getting up and around. Within seconds the attachment of the internal organs to the exoskeleton will probably start to fail. If by chance I am lucky, this will crush the tracheae and death will come soon. If not, then probably exsanguination from internal failures or long term starvation.

    BUT because of the wifes eternal hatred of bugs (especially big ones), death would come from 14 rounds of 45 hollowpoint slugs ripping through center of mass in under 30 seconds.Report

  8. Avatar Murali says:

    Sorry, if I wake up and find that I have become a cockroach, I’m going to terrorise the townsfolk. No way am I going to miss out on that much fun.Report

  9. Avatar Jaybird says:

    See? Now *THIS* one is an appropriate question for the answer “kill all humans, start over”.Report

  10. Avatar Murali says:

    Alternatively,
    trick or treat!Report