Kinda more than a little cool.
Patrick
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on The Four Stages of Post-election Cruelty“No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.“
on He Got Away With ItNo answer to my question above about you being on the jury? How about Biden showering with is daught…
on Open Mic for the week of 11/11/2024And the United States Armed Forces, his own personal army, navy, and airforce and all the intelligen…
on The Four Stages of Post-election CrueltyI will never understand what on earth could lead someone to consider Donald Trump fit for the office… on Open Mic for the week of 11/11/2024The Walking Back: Re my thoughts on @RobertKennedyJr , Science must remain THE cornerstone of our na… on The Four Stages of Post-election CrueltyThe American people fished around and found out. on The Four Stages of Post-election CrueltyI really don't feel like this election needs a post-mortem. The latest vote totals I could find were…
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God made all men. Colin Furze made all men equal.Report
I have to admit, if I’m about to mug some guy and he pops these suckers, I’m going to be about five counties away in less than 2 seconds.
Anybody that has those things is too crazy for anybody with even an unreasonable sense of self-preservation to screw around with.Report
Never bring a knife, or multiple knives deployed like a comic book character, to a gun fight.Report
Maybe someday we’ll be blessed with the movie version of Molly Millions,, the creation of William Gibson with the mirrored shades and retractable claws.Report
I kinda preferred the guy with the fingernail attached to a spool of monowireReport
@zic Molly was always the Stuff! (I was thinking about her just the other day…)Report
Wait, you can get a blow-up doll that looks like Mystique?!Report
Dude you just said that out loud.Report
It’s the rare year where I can get my holiday shopping completely done in May.Report
Sure, shopping for a “friend”. I gotcha [exaggerated wink].Report
Right, uhhh… yeah, errr…. it’s for a “friend”
that works, I guessReport
I thought it was kinda stupid until he made them spark. I don’t why, but the sparking kinda moved it past stupid to awesome.Report