Happy Easter!
So maybe I’m not the ideal League member to wish everyone a most Happy Easter, self-professed heathen that I am. But Happy Easter, everyone!
We never went to church on Easter when I was a kid, so most of my Easter memories center around the Easter egg hunt that would take place in our living room, dining room and kitchen. My dad was always the parent that hid the eggs. He was very competitive, and made it a point of pride to hide them so that we wouldn’t be able to find at least one. The rule was that each egg was in plain sight, and could be touched without having to move any other objects. This rule, though oft repeated during the hunt, was total rabbit pellets. I remember one year my sister and I finally gave up after about 20 minutes of helpful “You’re getting hotter! You’re red hot! … Oh, now you’re cold again ” from my dad. Finally, he stood up with a look of triumph, picked up the table lamp, turned it over, pulled out a screwdriver from his pocket and removed the base. The egg was inside the base of the table lamp.
Oh, and one year my dad totally forgot he had pulled out the fridge and hidden one behind it, until the smell of it rotting reminded him a few weeks later.
Now I’m a parent, and my kids care little for the eggs. They’re all about the candy, which being Portlandia-esque anti-high fructose corn syrup parents we never buy them except for Easter and Christmas. For me Easter is all about friends and family, which for a non-believer is just about right, I think. We have friends coming over tonight, and we’ll feast on a leg of lamb done on the Big Green Egg (natch), roasted potatoes and asparagus, a mystery salad our friends are bringing, and homemade pastries (made by our friends) and coffee ice cream (made by yours truly). Oh, and wine. Probably lots of wine.
Also, our new favorite Easter cocktail, which is truly Boegiboe worthy: Blood Orange & Basil Vodka Martinis. They’re pretty easy to make. Just muddle a small
handful of basil, and throw it in a shaker with a few cubes of ice, an ounce of triple sec, two ounces of vodka, and the juice of one lime and two blood oranges. (You can use regular oranges, but I like the tartness and color of the blood oranges. Besides, it makes the drink look a little bloody, which – with the fresh Spring basil – makes it a drink worthy of the rebirth themes that surround Easter.) Shake well, and drink. This recipe fills two of our large martini glasses.I don’t know how a non-believer like me is blessed enough to be surrounded by so many truly wonderful priests, pastors, and spouses of each. I know that for all of them today is a work day as much as a holy one, and each will be happy to finally put their feet up this evening. And so tonight I will make a special toast and drink to Britt, Bryon, Shannon, JoAnn, Jane, Jeff, Dan and Calvin. I hope each of them finds time to enjoy this day.
And I’ll make a toast for everyone else too, both here and in my life of flesh. I am blessed enough to realize that in my life it is Heaven, not Hell, that is other people, and those that surround me make me a rich man indeed.
Happy Easter, everyone.
And of course, consider this an open thread.
“Blood Orange & Basil Vodka Martinis”
When I was a kid, we called those “screwdrivers”.Report
Yeah. You guys were TERRIBLE at marketing.Report
All I can think of here is the great Garrison Keillor Christmas controversy. Sorry about that. I’m sure the intention was good.Report
My sentiments on this subject go as follows: Christmas was a glommed-on bit of syncretism adopted for the satisfaction of Saxons and Goths and other such folk who had a big winter Yule festival. Let the merchants and the Xmas Lights Crowd have Christmas.
Just leave the Christians Easter as a religious holiday. We sorta adopted it from the Jewish Pesakh by way of dead reckoning but it’s ours. The chocolate bunnies, the eggs, all that stuff is just bullshit. I suppose we should be thankful there are no Easter Carols at the mall.
Chez Blaise, it was brioche, eggs and bacon for breakfast. Made the dough last night, baked it this morning and took some of it around as gifts. Buttery goodness par excellence.Report
A friend left us some strawberries, so tonight I think we’re trying chamberyzettes. And warmest wishes from our house to yours, Tod.Report
“They’re all about the candy, which being Portlandia-esque anti-high fructose corn syrup parents we never buy them except for Easter and Christmas.”
No Halloween?Report
Oh, we don’t buy them candy for Halloween. Instead we turn them out to beg for it in the streets.Report
Lately Alice can’t stop talking about birthdays. Her friends have had a lot of them, so any festive occasion with cake and friends becomes birthday.
We had to explain to her that yesterday, at our neighbor’s house with barbecue and cake, wasn’t a birthday. It was a re-birthday. I’m not sure she got it. Of course, even Christians call it a mystery.Report
My parents said and did nothing about religion (either for or against) but we celebrated Easter and Christmas pretty traditionally. No hiding eggs, though, my siblings and I were a brutally pragmatic bunch; if we knew we needed to put in effort for an actual egg we wouldn’t have bothered. No, my parents would scatter the actual candy (chocolate eggs and jelly beans) about the house and then perform police action as two boys and a vicious little girl (no one threw an elbow like my sister) ran about collecting the bounty.
Then one year the bounty was very scarce… only a little bit of candy was about the house that morning all of it high up in difficult to reach locations. Everyone was pretty confused until we discovered our Jack Russell Terrier “Honey”(a more inaptly named dog I’ve never known) laying on her bed having been absent mindedly left off her leash that night. She was in a poor state, bloated and groaning, but the expression of pure schadenfreude laden glee on her canine face at my siblings dismay left no doubt in any of our minds that she regretted nothing. She recovered without intervention from a vet and visibly shuddered whenever she smelled candy from that time forward.Report
A Mint Julep was this year’s Easter cocktail of choice. A bit early for them, but I had bourbon and mint, so why not?Report
April cocktail of the month is up. I wouldn’t normally redirect, but Almighty Tod did specifically pay me compliment by name. (Thanks!)
After Christmas, Easter was definitely my next favorite holiday. We usually dyed eggs leading up to the holiday. Then, we woke up Easter morning to Easter baskets with candy and always a chocolate bunny for each of us three boys. Then we hunted around either inside or outside, depending on the weather, for plastic eggs filled with candy and coins. All the chocolate was nice, but the best part was that, once the official egg hunt was over, my brothers and I would take turns playing Easter Bunny, re-hiding the empty plastic eggs for the other two. The dyed eggs were snacks and breakfasts for a few days. Ah, great times.
Yesterday, Alice and a 2-year-old friend hunted plastic eggs at my mother’s house. They were so sweet, eventually deciding that they should always give each other the eggs they found.
As for the religious aspect, I helped fill out the choir at a friend’s church, where he’s the music director. Handel, Bach, and other Easter favorites. I’d never done Zadok the Priest before, but it was a toughie. I’ve always found the story of Christ’s resurrection inspiring, and it was nice to be in a Christian church for their celebration. Alleluia!Report
Seriously Tod, Patrick, & Nob, ya’ll were wearing me down and were oh so close to breaking me Oh well, I guess my liberal conversion will have to wait. You guys really need to go to Biloxi to prove that it is perfectly safe to hang with “The Next Generation“. If you do and any of you are not black, BE CAREFUL, don’t get so comfortable that you fuck up and address your new found friends as “My Nigga”, and if any of you are black for God’s sake don’t do anything that would cause the brothers and sisters to think you are being “uppity”. Take care and travel safe!Report
Really? On the Easter post?Report
My Tod can’t you smite him or something?Report
I totally should. To paraphrase Ned Flanders, I’m pretty sure using the “N-word” on Easter posts makes the baby Jesus cry.Report