Fiction: Ghost of a Hundred Miles Too Late
It was so sudden. What a shame. How sad. We knew they had had a hard time, but we thought it was getting better. Why?
Category: Fiction
F’n Rubes Who Shovel S***, or Virtuous Manhood
The Tommy Shelbys and Nucky Thompsons of the world are parasites on the real men who make the world go round.
West Virginia, Mountain Mama
So much is happening right now that it’s hard to pay attention to any one particular thing, particularly my implausible escapades.
To the Place I Belong
By this point, I am afraid that the absurdity of all this had become too much to bear.
The Time Mike Prevented A Shark From Beheading A Moose
The following story is humorous. As far as we know Mike Pence could, in fact, use his fingers to count to ten, were it necessary.
Country Roads, Take Me Home
If you choose to rely upon Google, Verizon, and/or Samsung products as an aid to road navigation, do yourself a favor and verify the route using traditional methods.
The Time Mike Squandered Three Wishes Granted By A Crone
The following story humorous: As far as we know Mike Pence can not, in fact, whistle loudly without using his fingers.
The Misguidance Of Clark Kent
The following story is meant to be humorous, and is not intended to represent men of steel or any other alloy for that matter.
The Time Mike Foiled A Jesuit Conspiracy To Infiltrate And Seize New Brunswick
The following story is meant to be humorous. As far as we know Mike Pence did not, in fact, foil a Jesuit conspiracy.
The Time Mike Foiled A Jesuit Conspiracy To Infiltrate And Seize New Brunswick, Part The First
The following story is meant to be humorous. The real-life Mike Pence is not, in fact, an expert in 19th Century whaling techniques
The Eagle Has Encountered Customs
The following story is meant to be humorous. The crew of Apollo 11 did not, as far as we know, have a Duty Free catalog in the Command Module.
The Time That Mike Encountered A Wendigo And I Introduced Him To The Future Mrs. Michael Pence
The following is not intended to represent the real-life Mike Pence. As far as we know has not, in fact, nearly soiled himself in the Maine Wilderness.
The Time Mike Pence Killed An Endangered Bald Eagle
The following story is meant to be humorous. As far as we know he has never, in fact, dressed as a woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Where Are They Now? Dora The Explorer
Whenever people wonder whatever happened to that beloved star of yesteryear, Bryan O’Nolan investigates.
The Time Mike Pence Went On An Ayahuasca-Fueled Vision Quest
The following story is meant to be humorous, and is not intended to represent the real-life Mike Pence. As far as we know his face has never, in fact, turned into a liquid he...
The Time Mike Took Me To The Gathering Of The Juggalos
Vice President Michael Pence has musical tastes for which the adjective eclectic is an understatement, and led us down some strange, old town roads.
The Time Mike Ate The World’s Hottest Pepper
The following is humor. As far as we know the extent of Mike Pences’s knowledge of the Lanthanide series is not, in fact, a matter of public record.
The Time Mike Caused $135,000 In Damage At His Local Target
Most people don’t associate Mike Pence with a swathe of retail destruction the likes of which would impress Genghis Khan himself, but it happened once.
The Day That Comprised The Totality Of Mike’s Bare Knuckle Boxing Career
Humor: “It was at a rest stop outside of Dayton, Ohio that the hunger kicked in. Mike Pence and I were with our roommate Dick Richards buying snack foods and drinks”
The Time Mike And The 23rd Indiana Light Artillery Castrated A Bull
Parody: To this day, Mike Pence carries a sharpened Newberry Knife about with him at all times, just in case.
