Based on a true story that definitely happened. Definitely.
The Last Jedi is an easy movie to have opinions about.
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Hey, at least he got to have sex at Stonehenge with Miranda’s Enormous Chest. Suck it, Druids. (Ed note: slightly NSFW – you probably got that already.)
I had this sneaking suspicion that the reason I’d been born at all was to rid the world of Ferris Bueller.