19 thoughts on “Walking The Plank To The GOP Nomination

  1. I was privileged to read this in an earlier draft before publication and laughed hard enough that my paralegal figured out I was avoiding work. @will-truman perfectly captures the nonsense on stilts flavor of the campaign to date. Justice demands that this post go viral.Report

  2. It is not often I read a post where my #1 takeaway is a childish jealousy that I was not the person who wrote it. This is fantastic and fishing hilarious from start to finish.

    It might well be the world’s first-ever perfect political blog post.Report

  3. “Wolf, I’m standing outside a polling place for the Iowa Caucus tonight and I’ve gotta tell you, we may not need an exit poll at all, based on the number of Republicans I’ve seen going in wearing pirate hats.” -Some CNN Reporter

    I am almost sure those words will be uttered Monday evening. I’d put money on it.Report

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