Walking The Plank To The GOP Nomination


Will Truman

Will Truman is the Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. He is also on Twitter.

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  1. Avatar greginak says:

    High quality. The Vox ones were the best.Report

  2. Avatar Marchmaine says:

    Noticeably lacking was the SoCon preference for Ninjas. -The American Conservative.Report

  3. Avatar Road Scholar says:

    Two words: Space. Awesome.Report

  4. Avatar Burt Likko says:

    I was privileged to read this in an earlier draft before publication and laughed hard enough that my paralegal figured out I was avoiding work. @will-truman perfectly captures the nonsense on stilts flavor of the campaign to date. Justice demands that this post go viral.Report

  5. Avatar Tod Kelly says:

    It is not often I read a post where my #1 takeaway is a childish jealousy that I was not the person who wrote it. This is fantastic and fishing hilarious from start to finish.

    It might well be the world’s first-ever perfect political blog post.Report

  6. Avatar North says:

    Holy mother of God(ess?) I laughed so hard I almost spilled my tea.Report

  7. Avatar Roland Dodds says:

    “Wolf, I’m standing outside a polling place for the Iowa Caucus tonight and I’ve gotta tell you, we may not need an exit poll at all, based on the number of Republicans I’ve seen going in wearing pirate hats.” -Some CNN Reporter

    I am almost sure those words will be uttered Monday evening. I’d put money on it.Report

  8. Avatar Dman says:

    Excellent. Glad no one was around me as I laughed about this in the office.Report

  9. Avatar Damon says:

    Sarcasm is best when it reflects truth well. Nicely done guys.Report

  10. Avatar James K says:

    This is amazing Will.Report