Monthly Archive: January 2016

Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers – The Onion

“Once we received word the Sanders campaign had begun canvassing in nearby Fort Dodge, we only had a matter of hours to burn everything to the ground,” said communications director Jennifer Palmieri, who tossed a lit torch through the window of the town’s hardware store before rushing over to help a group of Hillary for America workers erect a roadblock made of dead livestock to prevent all entrance to and exit from the city.”

From: Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers – The Onion – America’s Finest News Source