Daily Archive: January 31, 2016

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Voter Violations

You better not shout, you better not pout, you better go out and vote or we’re telling all your neighbors. Ted Cruz is coming to town.

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Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers – The Onion

“Once we received word the Sanders campaign had begun canvassing in nearby Fort Dodge, we only had a matter of hours to burn everything to the ground,” said communications director Jennifer Palmieri, who tossed a lit torch through the window of the town’s hardware store before rushing over to help a group of Hillary for America workers erect a roadblock made of dead livestock to prevent all entrance to and exit from the city.”

From: Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers – The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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Sunday!

On The Martian

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Dick Nixon sizes up the 2016 GOP field

Cruz? He’s known to be the worst poker player in Ivy League history. And it shows. He has what they call a “tell;” when he lies his expression is like a child with a...