I could add “Batter up” or “The scoreboard is full of goose eggs”, but that would be gilding the lily. Because it’s already a chicken playing baseball.
(H/t Erik Loomis at LG&M)
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Mike has been a software engineer far longer than he would like to admit. He has strong opinions on baseball, software, science fiction, comedy, contract bridge, and European history, any of which he's willing to share with almost no prompting whatsoever.
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All it does is hit, no fielding at all. Not a complete player, could only make it as a DH.
DH=meh.Report
Still would earn 1 mil+ in the big leagues.Report
I’m pretty sure it’s federal law that you can’t discuss both baseball and ornithology without posting this video.
We’ve all seen it a million times, but it never gets old.Report