Closing Remarks
Tonight I rushed home from work, loaded the dog in the truck and headed out to the farm for one last hunt. Kentucky’s Canada goose season ends tomorrow and that means my year in the field is almost over. I will probably get out and squirrel hunt a couple of times but this is basically it for me. It is bittersweet of course, when I would love to have a few more weekends but know it is time to close things out. I am mentally and physically exhausted, in a good way, and in serious need of some rest. It’s time for me to turn towards the neglected parts of my life and also time to reflect.
This year, like the year before, we hunted as much as possible. From the start of turkey season last April to now I spent roughly 50 days in the field. We hunted in 98 degrees and 90% humidity back around Labor Day and this past Saturday the windchill was in the single digits and we had to break ice on the pond to put our decoys out. I hunted eight pieces of land, two for the first time. I spent time in the field with old friends and introduced one new person to our sport. Murphy is still a work in progress, losing one duck this year and then earning his dinner on several other occasions. My shooting was on point during dove season, fell apart during duck season and bounced back for a banner day of goose hunting two weeks ago. I took a deer for the first time in three years.
The picture above the wild game section of our freezer. We have quite a diversity of items, all taken here in Kentucky. This includes deer, frog, goose, duck, rabbit, squirrel and turkey. To round things out I added a whole country ham that was gifted to me over the holidays. There is more deer in storage at my mom’s house and nearly 20 pounds of venison was given to landowners as a thank you for letting us hunt their property. I have dozens of recipes I want to try this spring and summer but none have me nearly as excited as this recipe for smoked goose breast.
With snow forecasted for us tomorrow spring still seems a long way off but we know from experience that it will come fast. Seed catalogs will start showing up in the mail soon as I shift into gardening mode. There is clover to plant at the farm for the spring turkey season. The ten pounds I add nearly every year while feasting on weekend gas station food will need to be worked off. New locations to scout for frogs on those hot summer nights and landowners to sweet-talk for next season.
For the first time I felt the years catch up to me after a few brutal hunts this season. We spent four hours one morning hunting in cold rain and I went to bed that night feeling like I had been run over by a truck. When I dragged my deer out of the creek bottom where she fell my shoulders were sore for days. The crows feet on my face have become more pronounced though I am proud to report my recently-tested vision is still 20/20. I keep finding white hairs in my beard and suddenly 37 feels pretty close to 40. And yet I feel no desire to slow down. Those little moments feel like challenges, not warning signs.
All-in-all this was a great season. It was marked by a few personal successes and the continued building of a solid team with my hunting partner. He and I have begun to develop a shorthand of sorts and a commitment to mutual success that I believe will pay off big in the years to come. I also mark this season with my usual thankfulness. I am blessed beyond words with kind landowners, dependable hunting buddies and an abundance of wild game. The time for sleeping in on the weekends has arrived and a fat stack of books is under my nightstand. Additionally my blogging responsibilities have been neglected. That ends now. Time to start thinking about next year.
I’ve been meaning to ask: do you butcher the large carcasses yourself? Or is this a “trade for parts” sort of deal, or do you outsource on a cash basis?
I’ve dealt with a pig before, and they’re big, but never done the whole job myself and dizam, it’s messy.Report
When I was a kid, I worked for a rural butcher who would take care of any of your large game for about $50-$100.
Every winter, I would eat soooo much venison sausage….Report
Patrick,
In the past I have paid professionals to process deer for me, which hurts my pride more than I can say. I have also done it myself when I was younger but these days I don’t have a good setup at home (my garage doesn’t have a good place to attach the winch). These days one of my friends does it for me at his house in exchange for access to some of the land we hunt, since it is owned by my family.
I also helped butcher hogs when I was in my teens. That was a 2-day affair with about a dozen people involved. Fun, but a lot of work. Report
I gotta ask:
What kinds of frog?
What is squirrel like? Is it good plain, or is it one of those meats that is much better in a soup or stew?Report
When I see squirrel, I can’t help but think about Mike Huckabee’s story about cooking squirrel in a popcorn popper in college.Report
MRS,
I should probably know this but I think what we usually get are bull frogs and green frogs. I know there are a lot more species but I think those are the two most common. Bullfrogs are preferable because they are so large although in a pond that doesn’t get a lot of pressure the green frogs get pretty large too.
Squirrel is similar to chicken, though with more flavor. They eat a lot of acorns so that flavors the meat. To be honest it is not my favorite wild game to eat but I love hunting them so I try to cook them as well as I can. They do really well in stews or old-world dishes like a cassoulet.Report
Oh god, my kingdom for a cassoulet. Easily in my top five food items.Report
Ryan,
I make mine with rabbit and/or squirel and some good sausage.
MikeReport
My brain is melting right now. It’s 9am and you have already committed my entire day to the flames. Thanks for that.Report
Either you live in a very culinary deprived area or just have very low stakes for giving away your kingdom.Report
Pretty low, but I think you may underestimate just exactly how much I love cassoulet. Although, that said, I do live like two blocks from one of the best French restaurants in DC. They just don’t make their cassoulet with rabbit and squirrel.Report
Like Anton Ego & Ratatouille?Report
Interesting…
I’ve always been a little squeamish to try squirrel, but if I ever find myself staring down at a plate, I will give it a try.Report
Just call me pavlov. I took one look at that lil pic and my mouth started watering.Report
Growing up my Dad and I would butcher the deer ourselves. That was partially a result of having no one to butcher it for him I’m sure. Now he’s much older and takes it to a butcher. This guy will make anything into sausage too, and it’s pretty damn good.
Summer sausage from elk or bison
Venison breakfast sausage
ETC
It’s all damn good.
I do miss the birds though: quail, chukkar, grouse. Sadly, the quail hunting itsn’t what it used to be 50 years ago where he now lives…..Report
Damon – the quail hunting has gotten terrible here as well. It’s a nation-wide problem. Not enough habitat. We have one small covey at the farm but I try to leave them alone.Report
Could you describe the taste and texture of wild turkey to me? It’s one wild bird I’ve never eaten (never been south of Minnesota really) and I am enormously curious about it. I would presume it’s thinner and tougher than a domestic engineered bird and possibly more flavorful? Is toughness a problem?Report
North – Most wild turkeys are remarkably similar in taste to domestic, although you are right, slightly more tough. Careful cooking fixes that. The turkeys I usually shoot are living mostly off of clover and corn in the spring so their diet isn’t much different than domestic birds.Report
Wow I am surprised that they’re so similar though I suppose I shouldn’t be, diet informs the flavor.Report
One caveat I would add is that the meat can be a bit more ‘complex’ in the fall. While they will still eat corn and winter wheat where available they will also begin eating a lot of acorns to build up their winter protein stores. The flavor from the acorns ends up in the fat on the bird and as we know fat = flavor. This is similar to a good Serrano ham.Report
Quail are thriving here, as well as dove. Over the last month the rabbit population was annihilated by a bobcat. I miss those furry lil fellas hoppin around the yard. they should return in force soon.Report
Yep. Sadly. My Dad once called me to ask if I wanted to kick into a group land purchase for deer hunting. Four or five folks would buy the land and pay for it to be planted with desirable crops for deer.
I indicated I’d rather do that for quail, but Dad said that the cost of creating the habitat and maintaining it, much less getting the quail to come would be time and $$ expensive. Many times greater than the “deer route”.
I have heard some good news about folks making progress restoring habitat in Texas though…..Report
Damon,
The problem we have here is that farms are relatively small (under 200 acres). People will tell the fish & wildlife guys they are managing their 150 acres for quail and the response wil be, “That’s great but you really need 500 acres.” They’ve been encouraging people to team up with their neighbors but there just aren’t enough hunters anymore.Report
Yep, number of acres was indeed a factor in my case. That’s what Dad said. God I’d love to have 500 acres of prime quail land.
490 of it could be for the quail.Report
I like to quail watch outside of my office window. I’ve never had the desire to kill them though.Report
The whole world of hunting is pretty alien to me, so it’s been interesting to read your stories about it. Unless I was starving, I don’t think I could bring myself to kill an animal but, if you eat meat (which I rarely do) there is a certain honesty about it.
Congratulations on a successful hunting season.Report
+1
I can’t bring myself to kills something, so I’m a vegetarian. But I like the idea of Mike killing an animal who has lived in the wild and eating. I guess that’s the way to go.Report
Miss Mary – there is an old saying that the problem with game animals is that they have the misfortune of being delicious.
I haven’t worked out the details yet but I am hoping that when I die my family can just leave me somewhere for the critters to eat. Maybe they could rub bacon all over me to speed things along. After all the hunting I have done it only seems fair.Report
If someone doesn’t kill the deer around here soon, there will be an ecological catastrophe (scale: small). And people aren’t going to notice in time.
If there was a way I could wave a wand and make it legal, I’d pay Mike to come up here and hunt ’em down. With arrows, preferably.
These deer are mentally retarded. Chuck a stick (or snowball) at ’em, and they sniff it to see if it’s food.Report
I should probably refrain from commenting, us being on different teams and all, but this was another terrific post. Have you ever considered writing a book about your experiences hunting? I would buy it.Report
Thank you Mike – and yes, I’ve thought about it. I just have no idea what that would look like.Report
Probably look like, well, a book. With, you know, pages. And a cover. Maybe a nice graphic on the front.
Some written words on the pages.
You know…Report
Yeah, I’m going to second Mike’s suggestion.
You should talk to Kyle, Mike D.Report
Didn’t the publisher find Kyle though? That’s my problem – not enough time to self-advertise.Report
I cold e-mailed a publisher recently with an idea for a book (which would be my first.) She wasn’t interested, but was very helpful in suggesting ways to find someone who might be. So, it might not be as difficult as you’re probably imagining.Report
*sparkles* you don’t need to self-advertise if you’ve got finished product. that’s what agents are for. (I’d be seriously interested in what you’d come up with for a science fiction story…)Report
I’m not a sci-fi guy writing-wise. I’m much more Garrison Keilor.Report
and that, my friend, is exactly what would make it interesting.Report
Back home at Asteroid Mining Station Woebegone….Report
Where the gravity is fierce, the solar wind mild, and all the mineral strikes above average.Report