How Do You Get To Carnegie Hall?

10 thoughts on “How Do You Get To Carnegie Hall?”

1. Between this and having to sever ties with at least two uncontrollable Syrian insurgent groups, Ayman al-Zawahri has got to be moaning to himself about how hard it is for a terrorist organization to find good help these days.Report

2. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.Report

3. “Of course they’re not real explosives! If they were real, then when I pulled this cord, they’d”Report

4. What does “Al-Qaeda” stand for?

   Allah! Let’s Quickly Acquire Extra Dozen Apprentices!Report

   1. Space awesomeReport

   2. I am in awe.Report

5. No Student Left Behind.

   It’s funny, because previously this instructor and his class had generally gotten glowing reviews. “The bomb!”, one called him, referring to the instructor’s revolutionary effect on the students’ thought processes as “mind-blowing; incendiary.”

   Of course, there were always those students who couldn’t hack it, and flamed out early.

   Grading scale:

   A – AAAAAHHH
   B – BOOM
   C – Crater
   D – Dyn-o-mite!
   F – Fish me, I just blew up the classroom and all my students

   On the plus side, if the teacher doesn’t blow up within 15 minutes of the class’ start time, the students are legally free to leave. Fact.Report

6. Do they still get the 72 virgins?

   If so, is it 72 each or 72 to share?

   #confusedReport

7. My second favorite inappropriate joke: “His last words were ‘Now pay attention because I’m only going to do this once…'”

   My favorite inappropriate joke: “They passed with flying colors. Especially red.”Report

   1. What was the last thing to go through his head?

      His ass.Report

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