Fantasy Football Week In Review: Week 14

Pooh bear leave honey at home, but still finds way to win!!

Team Pooh Bear left their highest scoring player on the bench, but they did not have to fear as the Thunderlips Express left the win on the bench with two of his highest scoring players shining the pine. Tu caught up with Coach Dman after the loss

Tu: Tough loss coach.

Dman: Damn, it was a nail biter right to the end. I thought Bryant would give me a good shot at the win, but he was a bust.

Tu: Speaking of bust. Any comment on leaving your second and third highest scorers on the bench?

Dman: Who would have put Marlon Brown in place of Bryant???

Tu: A winner?

Dman: Shut up, Tu!!!

Acme Packers sign Tebow for week one playoff win!!!

Tim Tebow is alive and well in the playoffs as the Packers score the second lowest of the playoff teams. Yet they still gained the Freak of the Week by playing the lowest scoring team. The Dragons went Down this week with 8 out of 9 players scoring South of their projected points. The Dragons had the misfortune of starting three Redskin players just to watch the team blow up around Coach Shanahan.

Brian Bests Team Sandcastle!!!

All hope seemed lost for Brain’s Best Team, but the Castle turned out to be a Forte and Chicago stormed it. 32 points later all coach Steve could do take down the flag in surrender. This was despite Sandcastle’s one Chief’s player almost out scoring Brian’s Best Team’s two Chief’s players. Too bad Welker and Gronkowski were both laid out in their games. Their continued health might have led to a win.

Two players collect three silver coins in WhoWouldJesusDraft loss!!!

The Partisan Warrior gain the Sneak of the Week as five players score above their expected total and
WhoWouldJesusDraft is betrayed not by Judas, but by Torey Smith and Michael Floyd. To make matters worse, Coach Tod left the win riding the pine in Cordarrelle Patternson, who scored the second most points on the team.