I Wanted a Stealth Fighter But This is Ridiculous

David Thornton

David Thornton is a freelance writer and professional pilot who has also lived in Georgia, Florida, Kentucky, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Texas. He is a graduate of the University of Georgia and Emmanuel College. He is Christian conservative/libertarian who was fortunate enough to have seen Ronald Reagan in person during his formative years. A former contributor to The Resurgent, David now writes for the Racket News with fellow Resurgent alum, Steve Berman, and his personal blog, CaptainKudzu. He currently lives with his wife and daughter near Columbus, Georgia. His son is serving in the US Air Force. You can find him on Twitter @CaptainKudzu and Facebook.

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13 Responses

  1. Jaybird says:

    please let the pilot be male
    please let the pilot be male
    please let the pilot be maleReport

  2. Chip Daniels says:

    Lauren Boebert:
    “This is what happens when the military is so woke they allow transponders in jets.”Report

  3. CJColucci says:

    It’s a stealth fighter. You aren’t supposed to be able to find it.Report

  4. Jaybird says:

    The conspiracy theories have begun.

    There are some good’uns.Report

    • Michael Cain in reply to Jaybird says:

      I said elsewhere yesterday that I’m willing to make a small wager that the root cause will be a software error. I note just in passing that one of the Marine Corps’ spokespeople has mentioned that possible reasons for the incident included “hardware or software failure”.Report

      • Jaybird in reply to Michael Cain says:

        The CEO of the company in charge of the software has declared that his software had nothing to do with it.

        This strikes me as more likely than the “small arms fire” theory that bounced around. (I mean, it’s not *IMPOSSIBLE* to make a shot from 2000 yards away… it’s just that the people capable of making such a shot are exceptionally rare and mostly in Canada).Report

        • Michael Cain in reply to Jaybird says:

          I didn’t say anything about hacked; just an ordinary bug somewhere in the eight million lines of code that run on the F-35. Note that of the F-35 variants, only the F-35B used by the Marines has a software-controlled ejector seat.

          Anyone who guarantees that there is no sequence of real-time inputs, including possibly faulty sensors, that will cause the software to fire the ejector seat when it’s not appropriate is a fool.Report

          • Jaybird in reply to Michael Cain says:

            He’s denying that it’s his software at all. Vigorously!

            Report

            • Michael Cain in reply to Jaybird says:

              It never would have occurred to me to consider the company that provided Lockheed Martin with the RTOS and an ADA IDE as the source of a software bug. I’m betting it’s code that runs in application space, or whatever the equivalent is in an F-35.Report

              • Jaybird in reply to Michael Cain says:

                We’ve got a lot of stuff that we used to be good at and we’re not good at it anymore.

                It wouldn’t surprise me to hear that it’s true here too.

                But a bug in the application space strikes me as the happiest outcome.

                Maybe pilot error. Maybe crew error. (I mean, we had one of the Thunderbirds in a field around here a few years back.)Report

              • Michael Cain in reply to Jaybird says:

                Aye. Who would have anticipated the outcome of the first launch of the Boeing Starliner? After the capsule failed to reach the proper orbit, a manual source code inspection found two bugs. The one that caused the orbit problem, and a second, patched in the orbiting capsule, that would have caused the capsule’s destruction when reentry was attempted.Report

  5. DavidTC says:

    Ah, the F-35, the airplane that no one actually wanted and various issues delayed for years, mostly because they decided that having one aircraft that can do everything is a good plan.Report

  6. Jaybird says:

    Good news! It was due to bad weather.

    I looked in the story and it said:

    The search for the stealth jet was focused on the area “around Lake Moultrie and Lake Marion,” Joint Base Charleston said of a pair of lakes that have an average depth of just 20 feet.

    So I went to a map of South Carolina and saw where Lake Moultrie and Lake Marion were and looked for the closest city to that and guessed that it was either Manning or Santee or Moncks Corner. So I went to Wunderground and looked up the weather for September 17th for Manning.

    Cloudy. High of 79, low of 61. O inches precipitation.Report