35 thoughts on “A Rattlesnake Solution

  1. First, I am excited about an American snake island, and plan to visit when they’ve had sufficient time to breed. Though I do feel bad for the island’s rat and mouse populations. Perhaps also the baby bunnies there.

    Also, the golden lanceheads on Ilha da Queimada Grande are really interesting. I watched a documentary about the island once, and they are freaky and terrifying. A large number of the individuals are intersex, which means exactly what you’d think it means. They’re also spectacularly poisonous, perhaps the most deadly in the Americas. Basically, never go near that island.Report

        1. Ahem…from Chris’ comment, above: A large number of the individuals are intersex

          So, sure, if you guys are cool with exterminating a bunch of likely genderqueer, trans, and gay-married snakes, I guess that’s your opinion, but it all seems a little harsh to me.Report

        2. Are we sure you know what the word endorsement means? And if we aren’t sure you know what the word endorsement means, can we be sure that you aren’t sure that you don’t know what the word endorsement means? Are you sure you didn’t mean indoors mint? It is entirely possibly you were talking about the LifeSavers you left on your counter this morning. As such, everything you have ever said is not only suspect but now entirely dismissed. Because that is the *only* possible way to read your comment here. Obviously.Report

        3. Thanks @sam 🙂 I can’t be any worse than any of the current candidates right? Who wants to be in my cabinet? of course I’ll need a veep, and my Supreme Court Nominee @Burt LikkoReport

  2. Gee Sam, tell us that you really think 🙂

    In all seriousness, this is one of the problems with the kinds of environmental or land use regulation that give local governments veto power over the project. Groups that will ear costs from the project, even fi those cost are outweighed by the overall benefits, can often stymies a project, That is even easier if the group taking the hit are politically connected.

    I’m not suggested a free-for-all mind you, but something with a bit less discretion for local government would be useful. My preferred approach would be something like a paying a fee to government for permission to build structures with negative externalities. The cost of different externalities can be set on a standardised scale, thereby reducing the opportunity for political manipulation.Report

  3. Dude,

    “Democracy” won in the Cape Wind deal. Are you AGAINST DEMOCRACY?!!???

    All those dollar bills get to vote baby. “Murica!Report

  4. Dude. You are cruel.
    Yes, let’s go ahead and put rattlesnakes on an island full of Deaf People!

    And people get upset when I use the technical term idiot.Report

  5. And then Sam Jackson will move them all from the lowlands of down-island to hills of up-island, because he will be tired of the Martha’s Vineyard snakes on the Martha’s Vineyard plain.Report

    1. Martha’s Vineyard, America’s new death penalty system. Drop off the convicted at Squibnocket Point, and if they can make it to Oak Bluffs, they can have their sentence commuted.Report

      1. I worry more about the spiders, honestly.
        One of them fell in my husband’s eye the other day. Or was that more deliberate…?
        (Seriously, he gets necrotic bites from spiders. they do not heal.
        If I see a spider in the house, it dies.)Report

      2. That was just that one snake, that one time, and some people aren’t sure it was actually a snake. Eve had eaten some strange mushrooms earlier in the day, after all.Report

  6. First, I must applaud and admit my immense envy of the writing style employed here, Good Sam. Truly funny stuff.

    Perhaps engaging too seriously with the topic at hand, why exactly are we populating islands with snakes that would otherwise be extinct? I mean, I struggle to see how an isolated island of snakes contributes to the broader ecosystem. So why bother?

    As to Martha’s Vineyard… well, it’s MARTHA’S Vineyard… not HIPPY’S Vineyard. Take your pachouli oils elsewhere, punk!Report

    1. Though nothing I’ve read so far indicates this, I assume that they’re planning on letting them build a large enough population in the relative safety and isolation of the island to allow them to then transplant them into other areas of their natural range.Report

    2. I think the idea is restoring a population that died out and, to be fair, I may have slightly exaggerated the scientists stated goals. But apparently, Massachusetts once had timber rattlesnakes, and now they don’t. so the idea is getting back to the good old days of people getting eaten whole by snakes, I guess.Report

      1. And Brazil?

        Are we sure we want these monsters?

        Because that is what they are. Monsters. Shouldn’t we be putting our conservation efforts to more palatable creatures? Like facehuggers?Report

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