85 thoughts on “Films That Could Have Been

  1. Lost in La Mancha is another great failure-to-make-of film, about the production (as far as it got) of Terry Gilliam’s film adaptation of The Man of La Mancha. A number of scenes in that one made me cringe in sympathy, feeling the anguish of everyone who had worked so hard on a scene, only to see it fall apart…

    Slightly connected, Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story is great fun, and centres around the fictitious making of a film version of the Laurence Sterne novel.Report

    1. I have the Alien box set of all the films, and there is a very long documentary about the making of Alien 3 which is fascinating. It reminds me a lot of what happened with Dune.Report

      1. I thought the Alien 3 this-is-not-a-directors-cut included in that set is actually pretty good. Not good loke the first 2 but you at least can get a sense of the vision. The movie disappointed me greatly when I first saw it but over time there are elements of it I’ve grown to appreciate. Fincher really got screwed in that whole process though.Report

        1. I watched it again recently; it wasn’t bad. It was a departure from what people expected coming out of the second film, and it never recovered from those preconceptions.

          I do feel the special effects were a significant step down from the previous film. They tried doing less with large alien props, and moved to overlays and early digital graphics, and you can tell.Report

    2. The biggest difference for me between Gilliams La Mancha and the flicks Roland noted was Gilliam’s would been really interesting and new even if it wasn’t good. I think the other films, except maybe superman were doomed for a lot of reasons from the start.Report

      1. I also saw something about the making of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen – which apparently came very close to collapsing under its own weight and not being released (Robin Williams, for example, is uncredited in that one, because he thought it was going to be so awful he didn’t want his name on it).

        It was interesting to see how a few of what seem in the movie like just clever ideas, were actually decisions made at the last minute because they couldn’t afford to do the thing they’d originally intended. The design of the city on the moon is one that I specifically recall.Report

        1. I think almost collapsing under its own weight describes Gilliams typical filming. But he is fantastically creative and unique so i give him points for that. I wonder if he is one of those guys who needs some limits, like money, to bring out his best. If he had a cool 100 mil he might create the most genius thing ever or still end up over budget and with newer and bigger problems.Report

          1. Gilliam needs limits in the form of an accountant or board overseeing him and making sure he stays within budget and on time. Just giving him a limited budget would not work because he will need direction in making sure it is spent well and not just on one thing.Report

  2. Very true. The problem with Dune is that is was always to big of a story for one movie. It worked better in the mini-series version on tv a few years ago. Brando…geez there was a guy who milked his well earned reputation for genius into a well earned reputation as a selfish bored diva who treated people like crap.

    It is amazing with all the tools movie makers have now we haven’t seem more new and exciting projects. There is so much potential to create new worlds and universes but most movies are content to hang around the solar system and recycle action movie plots. The movies like Avatar and ST got of this little world but sadly were lacking in the story and script thingee.Report

    1. @greginak I agree. It’s ironic that we now have the tools to make anything we want happen on screen realistically, and yet its the elements of the film that have existed since its inception that are the most lacking.

      But hey, if making the same comic movie over and over is a ticket to print money, who am I to argue.Report

  3. Jodorowsky’s Dune was simply ahead of its time; there is no way his grand vision could have been achieved with the tools present in the mid 1970s

    Not sure about this – did the state of the technological art really advance THAT much between a theoretical Jodorowsky Dune in the mid-to-late 70’s, and the actual 1984 Lynch film? Whatever else you want to say about Lynch’s Dune, visual effects weren’t really its problem.

    And as you note, Alien used Giger to fine effect back in 1979. Not to mention, if you’ve seen The Holy Mountain or El Topo, you know that Jodorowsky is a filmmaker who doesn’t necessarily need a huge budget or hi-tech effects, to achieve incredibly-striking imagery.Report

    1. @glyph Just based on the story boards and grand scope Jodorowsky talks about in the documentary, I just can’t see it as a film in the 1970s. Even films like Star Wars, which did a good job creating a universe that felt lived in and real, would have been small next to Jodorowsky’s vision.

      As for the 1984 film, it did have some fine effects for its day, but it didn’t capture the bigness of the earlier sketches and designs.Report

          1. I don’t know all that much about Dune, but I went looking for his storyboards on Google Image search, and I’m skeptical. Deserts and mountains are deserts and mountains. Large structures or ships can be done with models and matte (like Star Wars did in 1977 and Alien did in 1979).

            I suspect the real reason it didn’t get made is because even in the 1970’s there weren’t enough drugs in Hollywood to convince execs to hand over that kind of cash to a Chilean surrealist mystic. Lucas and Scott weren’t perceived as wild men. Even David Lynch is pretty normal-seeming.Report

            1. Though wasn’t the point of Argo that nobody wanted to do it for most of the decade, then someone wound up doing it and scored a big hit with Star Wars, then everyone wanted to do it?Report

              1. I thought the point of Argo was that there’s no honor amongst thieves and somebody always ends up in the woodchipper.

                (I never saw Argo, or pretty much any film after 2009 or so).Report

        1. That is some weird, weird stuff. If this guy had made Dune, I’m thinking it would have been even less comprehensible than Lynch’s at-least-if-you-read-the-book-you’d-have-had-a-clue attempt at it.Report

          1. I’ve only seen that one and El Topo, but Jodorowsky is pretty much in a class by himself. Well worth watching some night when you have the time, for the sheer “never seen THAT before”.

            I’ve heard good things (or, well…things) about Santa Sangre.Report

  4. Dr. Who has managed a good few stories from short story to television.
    Some work better than others (the one about the Family of blood is something I still need to read…)

    Like it or leave it, science fiction — with its incessant, often poorly done (by which we mean rampant at the start), worldbuilding — has a very hard time transitioning.

    Welcome to the Space Show is fantastic science fiction. So is Ghost in the shell: Standalone Complex.
    [I like anime, it’s special effects are fabulous]. Crest of the Stars. Cowboy Bebop. Trigun.

    All of them hardhitting, futuristic leaps of the mind.

    Now, the wing commander movie failed because it was an elaborate troll of the director. (this followed two video games, one of which included using a dildo as a flying instrument (one has to consider the previous hires of the female actresses to understand why this was quite so funny — and the look on her face!). There were many lulz on set.)Report

    1. @kim I have never seen Wing Commander, but I did play the game back in the day. Based on your description, I think I have to see it now!Report

  5. Wasn’t Starship Troopers just an unrelated film that had a close enough plot to the Heinlein novel that the producers thought it would be a good business decision to buy the rights to the book so they could use and capitalize on it? I also thought that the director wanted to parody what he saw as the militarism of the Heinlein novel rather than play it straight. This is why the protagonist became a white man rather than a Filipino.Report

      1. @leeesq @greginak

        Although Heinlein’s book, IIRC, focused a lot less on the combat aspects. For the movie, you had to kinda pump that up more.

        There was some “parody” of the Nazi’s though. The uniforms were heavily borrowed from that era. Tell me you didn’t think Denise Richards looked fantastic in that uniform.Report

  6. Science fiction and fantasy movies also had to climb out of there B-movie origins. Even with improved special effects and the success of Star Wars, it still too two decades to get science fiction movies to really win mainstream success. Before Star Wars, the idea of going to a science fiction or fantasy if you weren’t a teenage boy or a kid was weird with a few exceptions like 2001: A Space Odyssey, which was probably the first truly well-crafted artistic science fiction movie with a good script, director, and cast. Even as science fiction movies became big bucks earners, it took them a long time to really shed their B-movie origins unless they were specifically aimed at the family audience. E.T., Indiana Jones have A movie level treatment while other science fiction movies of the time are stuck as B-level movies.Report

    1. “2001: A Space Odyssey, which was probably the first truly well-crafted artistic science fiction movie with a good script, director, and cast”

      Metropolis says ‘nein’ though it says it silently.Report

      1. Or Forbidden Planet, or Planet of the Apes

        The Thing From Another World? War of the Worlds? The Time Machine? Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Day the Earth Stood Still?Report

        1. All of these movies are in the B-movie tradition even if some of them are well acted and have better budgets than most B movies. They were aimed at a primarily geeky teenage boy audience more than most modern science fiction movies rather than a more mainstream and wider audience. Many of them were not taken seriously by the critics at the time, most current science fiction block busters get a more serious reception and treatment, but were seen as light entertainment even if they had a message like the Day the Earth Stood Still.Report

      2. I knew somebody was going to bring up Metropolis. The thing about Metropolis is that it was lost in all but a heavily edited form for a long time afterwards and had no visible effect on the genre.Report

              1. That’s…unduly harsh. I’m not saying Marvin was a decedent of Twiki, he was a contemporary. Twiki is basically TV R2D2 that can talk (and as Glyph pointed out, talk like Bugs Bunny).

                If Jar Jar were half the wise cracking foolishly intrepid sidekick Twiki was, he might have salvaged the prequels. But because they already had R2, that spot was filled.Report

          1. I will edit and change my argument that even though Metropolis was an artistically ambitious science fiction movie, science fiction movies were still stuck in the B-level for decades after it.Report

        1. Even if that’s all true (I’m not sure about that, particularly “no visible effect on the genre”) it doesn’t mean that it wasn’t a “truly well-crafted artistic science fiction movie with a good script, director, and cast”.Report

  7. Film (and television) is such a massive, multi-collaborator thing that it’s really more surprising to me that any of them ever go right, than that any given one fails miserably.Report

  8. I have come around to the conclusion that Starship Troopers, the movie (and, of course, only the first movie) is a valid interpretation of the idea of the book, even if completely at odds with Heinlein’s authorial intent. One definitely has to look at in the same light as Robocop, and not say, Nu-BSG, which is possibly the most straight up Heinleinian work, even though he’s not the source.Report

    1. Also, I thought the Sci-Fi networks miniseries production of Dune (but again, not the sequel) was competently done and worth watching, but of course not earth shaking. Though I haven’t seen it since they aired it, so I have no idea if it holds up.Report

      1. If the cult had cards I’d be a card-carrying member. I also like the way it sought to anticipate technological progress, and did a reasonably fair job of imagining the direction of the net.

        On that sidenote – I’ve often imagined doing a WordPress “theme” that emulated the movie’s “interface.” I had a friend at the time who was a visual artist – active on the LA/NY art scene – who, like a lot of them, supported herself doing work with the effects houses. She also worked on other sci-fi films – hand-painting “cells,” since in that last period before things went majorly digital, the main method for producing “high tech” “futuristic” effects was literally to do them by hand, frame by frame. Nowadays, we could do it mostly by code.Report

      2. “tho not completely at odds with Heinlein’s authorial intent ”

        there are some that read Heinlein as engaging in satire, but I think he meant what he wrote straight up.Report

        1. Been a long while since I read the book. I wonder how much the reading of Heinlein’s intent has to do with political-philosophical statements made in some cases long after the book was published, but I don’t want to get caught up in this literary-theoretical question, since what the book “says” despite what the author intended, what the author really intended, and what the author thought he intended it to say can all be different things.Report

          1. True. As large portions of the narrative are told through discussion in the classroom, I have to feel he really wanted those points to come across as a clear political statement. Otherwise, he could have simply dressed the narrative’s arc in his politics.

            But who knows. I just pulled my copy off the shelf, and will be rereading it again after an 18 year absence.Report

            1. Wish I had my old copy around to check… twould be very yellow by now. I remember some “action sequences” and my first reading of the line “you want to live forever?” – and I’m afraid not much else. So, my only speculation on faithfulness to the book or to H’s vision for it is restricted to whatever’s implicit in that…Report

          2. Starship Troopers isn’t a novel at all; it’s a series of lectures set against a military background. What the books says is what the characters say, and all of them, except the ones who are set up to be proven wrong, all say pretty much the same thing. The main difference between ST and Atlas Shrugged is that Heinlein was five times the writer and ten time the human being that Rand was.Report

            1. My recollection is too hazy. Since I don’t have on hand the paperback I read when I was a boy, I’ll just have to emphasize my partial retraction above. Still not sure whether the movie is or isn’t a valid interpretation of the book or a valid enactive critique of the book or something else altogether. But I still am a fan of the movie! Do you get me?Report

              1. I did see Alien, but neither of the sequels. I don’t think it could live up to my imagination of Paul Reiser in an SF movie:

                “We need to eliminate them!”

                “You know what word I’m not comfortable with? ‘Eliminate’.”

                “Don’t you see the necessity of it?”

                “Not so much.”

                Or:

                (To an alien, eating a human.) “Are you gonna finish that?”Report

              2. I’ll second @kim here. Aliens is a lot of fun, has some good scares, and is a memorable part of the pop culture canon. A fully sufficient and independent justification for the time investment is Bill Paxton’s performance.Report

  9. Sometimes even science fiction fans had a difficult time taking science fiction seriously. When I was a geeky teenage boy, I managed to find a back issue of Dragon that had a review of the anime Bubblegum Crisis in my local library, which subscribed to Dragon for some reason. It was utterly dismissive of Bubblegum Crisis for some reason that I can’t remember rather than being in a state of geeky glee. As far as I can tell, the reviewer thought that serious science fiction and fantasy should be live action rather than animated.Report

    1. That’s just dumb. Anime has awesome special effects.
      The last Star Trek movie’s stunts just looked like “here, a video game!” (which would be fine, mind, if you were actually playing the game, but instead you’re watching it, and you don’t even get Lord Cat grumbling about how hard it is!)Report

  10. “… the social commentary inherent in the novel were glossed over in favor of B quality monster movie scripting”

    Wait, wait, WAIT!! What!?!?!? I think you need to watch it again. Also, watch it in the context of Paul Verhoeven’s other films, including Robocop, which is not a movie about a robot police officer.Report

    1. @christopher-carr I may need to watch it again. My teenage mind may have preferred the film I built in my head.

      I also should read the book again, especially considering the criticisms against it for being fascist or militarist.Report

      1. I never read the book and saw the movie in high school and a few times since. Without any context for it, I thought it was pretty clearly critical of government, militarism, nationalism, and the like. It wasn’t hard to see the bugs as the victims and the humans (or particular groups of humans) as the bad guys.Report

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