Headline of the day: Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills Iraqi Pupils.
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Between this and having to sever ties with at least two uncontrollable Syrian insurgent groups, Ayman al-Zawahri has got to be moaning to himself about how hard it is for a terrorist organization to find good help these days.Report
Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.Report
“Of course they’re not real explosives! If they were real, then when I pulled this cord, they’d”Report
What does “Al-Qaeda” stand for?
Allah! Let’s Quickly Acquire Extra Dozen Apprentices!Report
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I am in awe.Report
No Student Left Behind.
It’s funny, because previously this instructor and his class had generally gotten glowing reviews. “The bomb!”, one called him, referring to the instructor’s revolutionary effect on the students’ thought processes as “mind-blowing; incendiary.”
Of course, there were always those students who couldn’t hack it, and flamed out early.
Grading scale:
A – AAAAAHHH
B – BOOM
C – Crater
D – Dyn-o-mite!
F – Fish me, I just blew up the classroom and all my students
On the plus side, if the teacher doesn’t blow up within 15 minutes of the class’ start time, the students are legally free to leave. Fact.Report
Do they still get the 72 virgins?
If so, is it 72 each or 72 to share?
#confusedReport
My second favorite inappropriate joke: “His last words were ‘Now pay attention because I’m only going to do this once…'”
My favorite inappropriate joke: “They passed with flying colors. Especially red.”Report
What was the last thing to go through his head?
His ass.Report