Goodbye Mike Pence. Others Need to Go.
Mike Pence’s political stars became crossed the moment he signed on with Donald Trump in 2016.
Tagged: Mike Pence
The Yin and Yang and YEETing of Mike Pence
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise, we can stop paying any attention whatsoever to the Indiana Charisma Machine, Mike Pence.
The Time Bryan O’Nolan Met Mike Pence at a Foreign Policy Event
When Mike Pence turned to shake my hand Saturday morning in New Hampshire, one of the most absurd events in my life began to unfold.
Mike Pence RetCons Mike Pence
The former VP thinks a confluence of events, divine intervention, & the indefatigable self-righteousness of Mike Pence will make him president
The Time Mike Pence Tried to Make Scottishness Great Again
The following is fiction. As far as we know, the real Mike Pence is not, in fact, the “laddie from Dunedin” or Chieftan of Clan MacPence
The Time Booper and I Lost Mike Pence’s Children at the County Fair
This story is fictional. To the best of our knowledge, the real Mike Pence did not chase a bunch of carnies down in an autogyro.
Why Mike Pence Will No Longer Allow Booper or Me to Help Him Campaign
This story is entirely fictional. To our knowledge, the real Mike Pence has never had any run-ins with Augustus Cobbledick.
Where Waldo Was: A Booper and Bryan Misadventure Featuring Mike Pence
In the last week you traveled to the 1920s, met a wizard and inspired Mike Pence to curse and this is where you refuse to suspend disbelief?
The Time Mike Pence Saved Christmas
The following story is meant as humor. As far as we know Mike Pence does not do a spot-on Elmo impression when he has two lungsful of helium.
The Time Mike Pence Just Shot a Man in the Face
This story is entirely fictional. To our knowledge, Mike Pence has never administered experimental doses of Thorazine to the mentally ill.
Mike Pence and One Cheer For Doing the Right Thing
By being at the Inauguration instead of the outgoing President’s “yea me!’ rally, Mike Pence was tipping his hand towards national unity.
The Time That Booper And I Exfiltrated Mike Pence From Cuba
The following story is meant to be humorous. Any resemblance to the Vice President or a beloved talking conveyance is purely coincidental.
Gohmert “Pence Card” Lawsuit Tossed For Standing
Rep. Louie Gohmert’s “Pence Card” lawsuit to empower the Vice President to change the 2020 presidential election results has been dismissed
Paging Dr. Kübler-Ross
Burt Likko compares the bizarre subversion-of-democracy fantasies of Trump supporters with the actual law, and is unimpressed.
The Unbearable Lightness of Veeping
They both tried to walk various tightropes between their own pasts, their principals’ present, and their own imagined electoral future.
The Time Mike Prevented A Shark From Beheading A Moose
The following story is humorous. As far as we know Mike Pence could, in fact, use his fingers to count to ten, were it necessary.
The Time Mike Squandered Three Wishes Granted By A Crone
The following story humorous: As far as we know Mike Pence can not, in fact, whistle loudly without using his fingers.
The Time Mike Foiled A Jesuit Conspiracy To Infiltrate And Seize New Brunswick
The following story is meant to be humorous. As far as we know Mike Pence did not, in fact, foil a Jesuit conspiracy.
The Time Mike Foiled A Jesuit Conspiracy To Infiltrate And Seize New Brunswick, Part The First
The following story is meant to be humorous. The real-life Mike Pence is not, in fact, an expert in 19th Century whaling techniques
The Time That Mike Encountered A Wendigo And I Introduced Him To The Future Mrs. Michael Pence
The following is not intended to represent the real-life Mike Pence. As far as we know has not, in fact, nearly soiled himself in the Maine Wilderness.
