Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl.
Blinded Trials
On medicine and philosophy
I get a little bit meta this week. Also, cannibalism.
I think I may be a little bit in love with Emma Stone.
For crying out loud, Ace of Base had how many hits? Where is the justice, universe?!?
No, no. Please, alter this beloved foodstuff beyond recognition. I was only eating it for the flavor,...
Thank you, random stranger, for giving me something to ponder as I count down the miles on...
"Are you sure you don't want to check it? Here, I've taken it out of my wallet...
"The Simple Life"? Nay, loving her was far too complicated.
So it turns out that I have a perfectly good reason that I won’t be able to...
Her name was "L'Wren Scott," not "Mick Jagger's girlfriend."
Why show up at a party when everyone knows you weren't invited?
You're welcome to all the peaches you can eat, man. But please shut up about it.
Another year, another Oscars. Discuss.
At last the big night is finally upon us. Just like last year, I offered a set...
I probably couldn't have afforded a Bellini, even if I'd thought to order one
I guarantee we were having more fun than anyone else in that restaurant.
"The Teapot Dome scandal is the same as all the rest," mused the Dowager Countess. "Doubtless...
