Fantasy Football Week 8 In Review And NFL Open Thread

Bear on Tracks derail the Express!!!!!

Pooh Bear found three full honey pots in Watkins, Foster and Gronkowski while Thunderlips kissed his sister with dud games from Nelson, Thomas, and Tate. This all added up to a complete trouncing of the Express by Coach Johnson. Tu found a disheartened coach Dman after the game.

Tu: How are you holding up after such a loss coach?
Dman: Ugh that was a bad one. Foster and Gronk had their best games of the season and smacked me right in the face.
Tu: True you were out classed. Are you worried that you scored the third lowest points for the week?
Dman: That is the crazy thing about this week. 123 points has been the highest score for past weeks, but the scoring went crazy this week.
Tu: 123? You sure about that?
Dman: Okay 131, but that would have still scored in the bottom half of this week. It just turned out that this week saw a lot of the good players pop. Next week should be good. Nothing like playing the GoingSouth Dragons after a bad loss.

Peak of the Week

Make it seven wins in a row and eight weeks in a row for Murray to have over 100 yards rushing. Everyone on coach Jaybird’s team had a solid outing except for Vereen, the hero for the Analysts last week (ah how fantasy football hates you coach Belichick. 51 points and nothing to your RBs). Still, the Levellers tried to Level coach Jaybird with the highest losing total for the season and only two players scored below their projections, but it was enough to notch the L. Tu talked with coach Jaybird after the game.

Tu: You just continue to roll coach, even after getting burned by Belichick this week.
Jaybird: I honestly don’t know how this happened.
Tu: How do you mean?
Jaybird: Well, I’m kinda used to being the guy who gets the 3rd lowest score in the league week in and week out. I’m used to looking forward to fighting the two dudes who forgot they were playing.
Tu: So what’s your secret?
Jaybird: The wheel of fortune turns. This week, I’m doing the Ickey Shuffle. Next week, I may be doing the Brian Bosworth.
Tu: Being a color commentator for the XFL?
Jaybird: This is why, when you’re up, you have to ride that horse as hard as you can.
Tu: Did you even look at your fantasy team last week?
Jaybird: Did I telegraph that?

Freak of the Week

Does it surprise anyone that the team playing the GoingSouth Dragons had the Freak of the Week again? Still, the Partisan Warriors stopped the bickering in their ranks to post a solid score while the Dragons ate four donuts for yet another loss. The Week in Review is thinking of pulling the Freak of the Week since it is not a surprise who will get the honors.

The Quatrains of Nostradamus

Everyone has seen it coming, but the GoingSouth Dragon are now on the verge of breaking the predictions of Nostradamus. If only Nostradamus had seen the lack of care from coach Wrymnax….

Remember dear reader that the records listed below are the number of wins and losses still needed for Nostradamus to be proven right.

ContumeliousAnalysts: 3-3
Team Pooh Bear: 3-2-1 AKA: The Anointed Ones
Thunderlips Express: 3-1-2
Waynesport Wildcats: 6-1
Partisan Warrior’s: 3-4-(1)
DownSouth Dragons: 6-0 AKA: GoingSouth Dragons
The Levellers: (1)- 7
Brian’s Best Team: 1-5

Image is John McStravick’s shot “Rock Dennis tackles Taylor Wardlow“, used under a creative commons license.

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