Two Men, Two Toasters, Two Breads, and the Search For Truth

Andrew Donaldson

Born and raised in West Virginia, Andrew has been the Managing Editor of Ordinary Times since 2018, is a widely published opinion writer, and appears in media, radio, and occasionally as a talking head on TV. He can usually be found misspelling/misusing words on Twitter@four4thefire. Andrew is the host of Heard Tell podcast. Subscribe to Andrew'sHeard Tell Substack for free here:

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  1. Jaybird says:

    My toaster died two days ago. It was a toaster we got as part of our wedding reception (either from the guests or from the cash we got from the guests).

    I wish I had watched this before settling on an Oster of the same model of the previous toaster.Report

  2. Marchmaine says:

    “Extreme toast experience.”

    …do they have a 4 slice version for, like, $1000? Asking for a friend with a large family.

    Heh…not even I would buy this and I have to be the demographic. Unless…Unless it’s true that Milennials are Now buying houses and therefore are rich and need a better 🥑 experience.Report

  3. Burt Likko says:

    I know that when I cook meats in my sous vide, a lot more of the moisture stays in them, and the meat comes out much more tender than I can get roasting it in an oven or even grilling it. So I suppose it makes sense if the fancy toaster is able to cook up the outside of the bread and keep the inside’s moisture…

    I don’t know that this is worth $400 to me.Report

  4. Slade the Leveller says:

    It’s kind of like buying a car that only takes premium gas. You gotta buy the $5 loaf of bread for your $400 toaster.Report