We have several expert punsters ’round these parts, each of whom has spun some spectacular puns in his or her time here, but to at least one punster out there in the world they do not hold a candle. Because this? This is next level shit (via):
Chris
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For the rest of this person’s life, if he ever hears someone else say a pun in their presence, he can go up to that person, show them his ink, and laugh “Ha ha!”
This is his world – we’re just living in it.Report
Obviously impressive and a well nigh dominant display of nerdism. When he is 80 and in a nursing home he is going to have a lot of frustrating conversations trying to explain a 60 year old tv show and what a mandela is. His last words will be Citizen Kane style “it’s a nelson mandela….get it…come on …its clever” and then dying. So live for today.Report
It’s…it’s BEAUTIFUL
A FRACTAL OF MOCKING “HA HA’S, RECURSING AND ECHOING INTO INFINITY…
It’s all so clear now. Everything.
Farewell, my friends. See you on the other sideReport
Dunno, he went Full Nelson. Never go Full Nelson.Report
So true….so true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1W6-ErrHlsReport
Wait, did you just go Nelson the band? In the dying words of Colonel Kurtz, “The hair… the hair…”Report
Well, it could have been “The Ha!… The Ha!”Report