The Temple – Car Seat Headrest
A constant lyrical refrain of the Church of Indie/Alt-Rock from at least the 1990s onward, has been its proud outsider status – but along with that, there’s a persistent ambivalent fascination with the concept of mainstream success, and a not-so veiled desire to be granted entry by its priests into the rock-crit ‘canon’ anyway.
In Guided By Voices’ “Smothered In Hugs”, off Bee Thousand (both the band’s breakthrough album, and at the time, their intended swan song) we have these lines that speak to Robert Pollard’s disappointment at not having his artistry widely recognized:
But the judges and the saints
And the textbook committee
Decided you should be left out,
Not even mentioned
Providing a seemingly-comforting answer, we have Destroyer’s “Destroyer’s The Temple”, which also speaks of this phenomenon in religious terminology:
Don’t you mind, our children go unseen to us
The popular singers, they’re mean to us
Go find there’s joy in being barred from the temple
Though the graces sing our praise in countless catchy ways
This is essentially the struggle – internal to the artists themselves, and within their scene – that Billy Corgan simply dismissed as irrelevant, in some of the very first lines of his massive-in-every-respect Siamese Dream – notice that once again, he uses religious imagery:
‘Cause they know
Who is righteous, what is bold[…]
Hipsters unite
Come align for the big fight to rock for you
Beware
All these angels with their wings glued on
I couldn’t help but think of these self-referential, quasi-religious appeals to the canon when listening to Car Seat Headrest’s Matador debut Teens of Style, and specifically single “Times To Die”, a simultaneously murky-yet-melodic number which amusingly namechecks the venerable indie label’s founder Chris Lombardi as deity, or indie-rock Pope (Nicene Creedence Edition):
Got to have faith in the one above me
Got to believe that Lombardi loves me
It’s a deal
I want a deal
Let’s cut a covenant[…]
And when they took him to their temple
Oh then they fed him to their devils
And when they took him to the table
(HEY MAN WE LISTENED TO YOUR DEMOS)[…]
They say, “kid you’re good, but do you have what it takes to be
Invited into the divine council?”
The hooks in that song kind of sneak up on you, and you later find yourself humming it unexpectedly.
Headrest main main Will Toledo is a prolific songwriter with a whole slew of self-released records already to his name, and another new album (recorded in a proper studio with a producer this time) already on the way next year.
But 2015’s Teens of Style is essentially a sort of compilation, slightly cleaning up and rearranging some of his prior self-released “greatest hits”. The bandname is a reference to the fact that a young shy (and living-at-home-or-dorm) Toledo would go record his vocals on a laptop in, you guessed it, a parked car.*
Odes to alienated anhedonia are rock-song perennials; but they rarely incorporate a scenario as depressingly-specific as a “wild” sexual dream involving a frustrated and failed attempt to view internet pornography; surrounding this quotidian detail with swirling Beach Boys-on-a-budget harmonies is like putting baroque icing on a sadness cake:
RIYL: GbV; Pavement; Destroyer; Clap Your Hands Say Yeah’s self-titled debut
Post header image: Teens of Style cover art.
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*Christmas came slightly early, as The AVClub published its annual Year In Band Names, and Car Seat Headrest made it!
The article is hilarious, and NSFW. For some reason, seeing so much bad judgement, poor taste, and delusional optimism in one place is always strangely-heartening.
Keep striving, people.
What are y’all listening to?
It’s Christmas season finally, so it’s time to dust off the classics – Trans-Siberian Orchestra and Gary Hoey…
I think I like TSO so much because they take each piece seriously, the way it was intended – the religious songs are majestic, the celebrations of the season are ecstatic, and the ones about family and friends are warm and intimate.
On a non-seasonal note… I got a pointer off of a political blog – on the new Disturbed album, they do a cover of “The Sound of Silence” that might just take possession of the song in the way that Johnny Cash now owns “Hurt” and Tom Jones owns “Kiss”…Report
Not only does Tom Jones not own “Kiss” in any notional way – because Prince rules – but Prince’s lawyers will likely also ensure that Tom Jones never owns “Kiss” in any legal way.Report
Men in purple are being dispatched to El Muneco’s home as we type.Report
Now I’m picturing Prince’s legal team. I hope they are all impossibly-sexy women wearing purple, who speak softly even as they lay the most vicious legal smackdowns on people.
And when they enter the courtroom, fog machines start up.
“Your Honor, I rest my case” [vanishes in a puff of strobe and smoke]Report
“I just dropped my new single, ‘Motion 2 Dismiss’.”Report
D to the i to the s to the m… i to the s to the s to the court of love, your honor.Report
With this guy in the corner:
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm309/Dr_Clipper/GAF%20avatars/purplerainbig.gifReport
Every time I watch that movie — and since my significant other is possibly the biggest Prince fan on the planet, I have watched it many times — that dude nodding at the end kills me.Report
Figured that including that would strike a chord…
My problem with Prince’s version is exactly the same as the original of “Hurt”. It basically distills everything I don’t like about the performer into a three-minute segment, while including none of the parts I do like – and I respect both Prince and NiN immensely. I look at it like … U2 in the 90s maybe, or ZZ Top for a few years after “Eliminator” – it’s a relic of an era in a performer’s career that I would prefer never have happened.Report
I like that poster.
I have been listening to mostly old chestnuts, Savages, Brown Bird, Mastodon etc. But I have been listening to Warpaint alot lately, they have been around for a while now, but are just really hitting the right mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcTp1r_NlsReport
I feel like I did a Warpaint post at one point, probably on “Undertow”, (I have the self-titled album and The Fool), but I’m too lazy to go look. They have a neat sound, never heard that particular song before.
Fun fact: Shannyn Sossamon used to be their drummer.
And their bassist just put out a record as “jennylee”, though I’ve only heard the single “Never”.
It’s not bad – it has a sound I’m pretty much genetically-predisposed to like – but it doesn’t seem like there’s much of a song there:
https://youtu.be/UJ9Wkg7O7P4Report
That Year in Band Names is awesome.Report
As far as “that’s actually pretty good” goes, I think Narc Twain (both name and logo) wins.
In the comments, someone compared list entry “Unkle Funkle”‘s name to Uncle Kracker’s, saying it was just as bad.
The next commenter’s reponse killed me:
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I’m pissed, because I was totally gonna name my band Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium until I read that.Report
The local “alternative” radio station has been playing this in the regular rotation:
http://youtu.be/3dUxPzWWigI
It’s catchy, it’s fun, I like it… but after hearing it a couple of times on the radio, I really sat down to listen to the lyrics and the lyrics are dumb. Really dumb. Like, the only way they could be dumber is if they added a handful of “yeah yeah yeah”s to them.
Which makes me wonder what in the hell makes a song “alternative” at this point.
Probably the fact that they seem to play their own instruments.Report
“Bronze Radio Return”? What kinda name is that?! #allthegoodbandnamesaretaken
I just keep watching this live Chromatics video and wondering at what point my debilitating crush on Ruth Radelet could be considered a problem.
https://youtu.be/GGi0cJRjzbQReport
I am glad CSH is catching on; I wrote a piece a few years back about an earlier record. This is a fine record as well.Report
Hey, an actual comment on the music!
I like me some DIY. I hope a real studio/producer doesn’t sand away the interesting stuff. “Louie Louie” wouldn’t have been better, recorded at Abbey Road.Report