At The Barnstormer, Jeff Parker formed a poem from Metta World Peace (formerly Ron Artest) quotations, Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion:
I don’t shake substitutions’ hands.
I lose my feet.
I’d like to thank my psychiatrist.I felt something,
But I didn’t know it was an actual head.
I knew somebody suffered something at that point.
There were a lot of emotions in that game.
I can’t worry about that.
I have to try to get the ball…
Read the whole thing.
Awesome. In fact, almost as awesome as the visual of the man brokering peace between the cops and his entourage while wearing Cookie Monster pajamas.Report
Also, too- the question must be asked: what would happen if Metta World Peace and Mario Balotelli ever wound up in the same room?Report
Ron Artest
Is not the best.
His misdeeds did not cease
as “Metta World Peace”.Report
Ah, so “Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion” is not a Stormtrooper Livejournal?Report
OH MY GOD. THIS IS SO SPACE AWESOME IT DESERVES AN ALLCAPS RESPONSE.Report