Morning Ed: Animals {2017.10.05.Th}

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1. An2 –

   As long as Södermalmsbon Carola Kastman has had dogs, there have never been any problems with unleashing the jelly among its jellyfish in the town’s halls. But when she, with the newly acquired bacon Coco, would usually visit her hundred farm in the south, she got a total shock.

   (The machine translation also uses the English word for female dog every single time, which is quite something)Report

2. [An5] The shellfish are learning.

   You mess with crabo You get a stabo pic.twitter.com/7orlTmr7xN

   — Natasha (@ChampakChutiya) October 4, 2017

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   1. They don’t just pinch anymore.Report

   2. Crabs aren’t going to become our tasty dinners passively anymore. Its going to be a rumble on the sea floor between the fisherman and the crabs and the Restaurant Critic is hanging on in anticipation.Report

      1. If I am parsing your logic here correctly… we’re implying that the Restaurant Critic eats the loser of the Fisherman v. Crab rumble? Is that a blue state thing now? 🙂Report

         1. I’m trying to riff off of the opening line’s of Springsteen’s Atlantic City. The Restaurant Critic replaces the DA.Report

            1. Dang, not a big Springsteen fan, so missed that. I am a big fan of restaurant critics, they are… del… er, delightful.Report

3. [An1] This stuff seems almost as rare as that mussel that was used to make purple dye the Romans used. Shame the EU won’t let commercial harvesting.

   [An5] Somebody somewhere is going to turn this into the human’s fault now.Report

   1. Perhaps the clam is hard to farm? Although we are getting pretty good at figuring out the protein chains that form silks and coming up with ways to manufacture them.Report

      1. I so want to make an inappropriate sexual comment here……Report

         1. Damnit @damon ! Coffee coming out my nose and everything…Report

4. An8 – Diego’s victory over the hare is now total.Report

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