Cryptocurrencies, Explained
Cryptocurrencies, Explained: Arboreal mastication of the liminal turophilic angstrom usually results in–your mileage may vary!–platonic lucre
Tagged: Parody
The Time Mike And The 23rd Indiana Light Artillery Castrated A Bull
Parody: To this day, Mike Pence carries a sharpened Newberry Knife about with him at all times, just in case.
The Time Mike’s Woody Was Full of Hookers
Parody: “Sometimes Mike Pence’s trademark friendliness and humility would land us in some strange situations…”
Noah Hears From God While on Twitter
If God decided to destroy the earth with a flood in 2018… Noah is tapping away furiously on Twitter when he hears a thunderous voice with reverb – like he’s maxed out his Beats headphones:
Everybody Loves Biden
The best part about this is the pretense that Biden doesn’t have time to be interviewed about a spate of hilarious Onion articles: A spokesman for Mr. Biden, Jay Carney, said the vice president...
“For one, the point is clearly made that the ‘master ring’, the so-called ‘one ring to rule them all’, is actually a rather elaborate justification for preemptive war on Mordor. “
I missed this the first go-round, but McSweeney’s parody of Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky on The Lord of the Rings is pretty funny.
