BLINDED TRIALS: Protip for People Magazine
…I don’t know who Kristin Cavallari is either, and I probably care about equally as much.
Author: Russell Saunders
Russell Saunders is the ridiculously flimsy pseudonym of a pediatrician in New England. He has a husband, three sons, daughter, cat and dog, though not in that order. He enjoys reading, running and cooking. He can be contacted at blindeddoc using his Gmail account. Twitter types can follow him @russellsaunder1.
Trump is Bad for Children
On one level, I’ve already grown accustomed to Donald Trump saying things that threatened the safety and health of my patients. I just never expected it to get this bad.
Of course it’s relevant, Mr. Trump
Donald Trump’s friends in the media claim allegations of spousal rape aren’t relevant. That’s baloney.
Good doctors don’t trash-talk their patients
According to Slate, doctors everywhere use slang to dehumanize their most difficult patients. Russell begs to differ.
On the freedom to speak stupidly
In which Russell wearily defends Rob Schneider’s right to say stupid things and still remain a working actor.
Late to the party — tardy musings about the Emmys
Acting awards shows + opportunity for ranting = Cloud Nine for Russell Saunders
To hell with topicality — a writing bleg
It’s not that Rose and Russell are at a loss for words. Rather the opposite, really.
Stupid Tuesday questions, Michael Gambon edition
In which I discuss one of the very few topics about which my best friend and I disagree.
Semi-stupid Tuesday questions, Mrs. Whatsit edition
“You’re given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself. What you say is completely up to you.”
Stupid Tuesday questions, Beau Brummel edition
“This is the kind of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put,” said Winston Churchill. Except he probably never said it.
The moral abyss that is Joe the Plumber
At long last, have you left no sense of decency, Mr. Wurzelbacher?
Stupid Tuesday questions, Anne Boleyn edition
I think I may be a little bit in love with Emma Stone.
Tuesday questions, Wild Flower edition
For crying out loud, Ace of Base had how many hits? Where is the justice, universe?!?
Stupid Tuesday questions, lactobacillus edition
No, no. Please, alter this beloved foodstuff beyond recognition. I was only eating it for the flavor, after all.
Tardy Tuesday questions, Steve Prefontaine edition
Thank you, random stranger, for giving me something to ponder as I count down the miles on my way back home.
