Jaybird
Jaybird is Birdmojo on Xbox Live and Jaybirdmojo on Playstation's network. He's been playing consoles since the Atari 2600 and it was Zork that taught him how to touch-type. If you've got a song for Wednesday, a commercial for Saturday, a recommendation for Tuesday, an essay for Monday, or, heck, just a handful a questions, fire off an email to AskJaybird-at-gmail.com
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on When a Maiden Needs a FriendDude, it's awesome that you found that. I couldn't get past Google explaining to me that I couldn't…
on Open Mic for the week of 3/31/25I, more than Chait, clearly overestimated the Trumpkins. The choice to simply claim prosperity was T…
on Open Mic for the week of 3/31/25Whenever I post, I get sent to a message like this: Warning: Undefined variable $a in /home/ordina27… on Open Mic for the week of 3/31/25Does Chait know who we are talking about? These aren't very bright people, they are fanatically comm…
on When a Maiden Needs a Friendprobably Niels Juul an Illinois state senator at the time and later a us representative. https://en.…
on Open Mic for the week of 3/31/25We're boned. on Open Mic for the week of 3/31/25It's watching the Oh Crap trope from TV tropes in real time: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/…
on Open Mic for the week of 3/31/25Yes, using exports-imports divided by imports, then dividing that by 2, is much more scientific than… on Open Mic for the week of 3/31/25Something Chait muses about over at the Atlantic and something I'd agonized about right after the el…
on Open Mic for the week of 3/31/25I was going to do that too, but I have a decent amount of unrealized gains and was worried about the…
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A Would-Be Buyer at an Automobile Show
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The Greatest Strike in History
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Johnny Lee baby, I like it like that!Report
Weird how the only good songs are the even numbered booms.Report
I would now like to recite the poem “The German Guns”, by Pvt. S. Baldrick:
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom
Thank you.Report
*applauds*Report