Joe Biden Pardons Local Man

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  1. Jaybird
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    Wait, does this mean that Hunter no longer gets to plead the 5th on anything?Report

    • CJColucci in reply to Jaybird
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      Anything covered by the pardon.Report

      • Jaybird in reply to CJColucci
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        From the article:

        The broadly crafted pardon explicitly grants clemency for the tax and gun offenses from his existing cases, plus any potential federal crimes that Hunter Biden may have committed “from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024.”

        That means that Hunter can’t plead the 5th on any Federal crimes, at all, over the last decade.

        Huh.Report

  2. Jaybird
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    And, of course, the headline:

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  3. Saul Degraw
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    Good.

    And anyone who thinks this will “justify” Trump doing wild pardons, please remember this:

    1. He has already did it at the end of his first term;

    2. His cabinet nominees lets us all know exactly what is second term is going to be like;

    3. He was going to do wild pardons anyway;

    4. He just nominated Charles Kushner to be ambassador to Framce. Kushner is a man who tried to honeypot his own brother in law and send the tape to his sister.

    4a. Guess who pardoned Charles Kushner?

    5. “Just because Republicans are going to be bad, doesn’t mean Democrats need to stoop low” and 5 bucks gets you a cup of coffee the chance to hold your head high as the train takes you to DachauReport

    • Jaybird in reply to Saul Degraw
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      I didn’t mind when Jimmy Carter pardoned Billy, I don’t mind this pardon.

      I think that this pardon is funnier than Billy’s pardon, but maybe it’s just because a lot of humor from the 70’s doesn’t translate perfectly to the current year.

      (It does seem that the institutionalists seem to hate the pardon but the accelerationists seem to love it. Seems about right.)Report

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