The Disturbing New Labor Trend: Skilljacking

Will Truman

Will Truman is the Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. He is also on Twitter.

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  1. Philip H says:

    TL:DR – companies prize profits over employees and since labor is the only cost they can directly control they will suppress labor to maintain profit growth. Thus not sharing the reward with workers of their hard work.Report

  2. Dan says:

    This is satire, right?Report

    • LeeEsq in reply to Dan says:

      Wil is definitely doing satire but this is also something that can happen today. “More money for us, fish you” is just the order of the day.Report

  3. Damon says:

    Well, I will say that I know personally some HR policies (from back in the day) where you’d get paid one salary for having a bachelors and more for a bachelors and a Masters. For those employees that were hired with a bachelors and got a masters on the the company dime, you did not get a pay increase. When I asked about they…claiming those folks would then leave to get more money, the response was, the company would not pay “twice”-for the masters and for the higher value. Turn over for this was considered cost of doing business.Report

  4. Chip Daniels says:

    Imagine applying this essay to other things that businesses purchase, like fuel, raw materials, or land.

    “When [fuel price] go up, prices go up, [fuel price] go up, prices go up, and so on. The best way for businesses stop this vicious cycle is to contain [fuel] costs.”

    This essay is the “greedflation” rant, except from the employer perspective.Report

  5. Jaybird says:

    Asking for a raise is problematic, really. You may have skills that other people might not have, but you also had advantages that they didn’t have. And this gives you the right to more of someone else’s money?

    How much privilege does a person have to have to see that as an appropriate response to having more advantages than other people?Report

  6. CJColucci says:

    Why is the least an employer can get away with paying employees natural and right and the most an employee can get an employer to pay problematic and extortion?Report

  7. InMD says:

    I personally don’t believe in ever asking for raises. Once you’re in a company there are usually a bunch of bureaucratic hoops and rules of varying validity around the subject, and if they want to keep you they will keep the money coming without a lot of prompting. If you aren’t happy with your compensation the best thing to do is start applying to other places. If you’re worth more you’ll find out soon enough.Report

    • Damon in reply to InMD says:

      One of my previous employers (an operating company within a corporation) had a very clear chart showing you what you merit increase was going to be.

      1) What was your pay against the market pay range for that job (Annual salary surveys were conducted). If you were below the Median, your pay increase was more than if you were above the median-under the concept that all employees should be at the mid point and if you were above, you should be working to get promoted to the next pay grade.
      2) What was your performance rating vs others in your department.

      You added both these factors and that was your pay increase. You literally could compute your pay increase in 15 seconds. EVERY manager showed the chart to the employee. There were only 3 other categories and they were for special skills, etc. that didn’t amount to much more that .5% in total.

      No one bitched about pay.Report

      • InMD in reply to Damon says:

        I’ve heard of organizations that track it that way and think it is probably best way to go if you care about your talent and are in an industry that has to compete for talent.Report

      • Mike Schilling in reply to Damon says:

        When I worked for Large Oil Company, there was a method for computing your target salary that amounted to this. Your raise was some fraction of the difference between your target and actual salary. This allowed your manager to congratulate you regardless.

        Big raise: Hey, you got a big raise!

        Tiny raise: Hey, you already got to your target salary!Report

        • Bell Labs was the strangest, since officially all titles higher than “Member of Technical Staff” were unofficial and descriptive. While I worked there I remember seeing video of the “President” of Bell Labs testifying for a Congressional committee and introducing himself as “Ian Ross, Member of Technical Staff at Bell Telephone Laboratories.”

          They had the same sort of target system, which for an MTS was officially open-ended, but considered your job responsibilities and contribution. Nobel Prize winners got paid a lot.Report

    • Saul Degraw in reply to InMD says:

      This is a very strange rule and I think only applies to very large and well organized employers. I have mainly worked for small to maybe, at most, medium sized law firms. I would not have received raises unless I asked for them.Report

  8. Burt Likko says:

    OMG this is top tier satire. Excellent work, Will Truman! I could so easily imagine coming across this on LinkedIn and no one batting an eye.Report

  9. North says:

    I chuckled very wryly. It’s like straight off of Cato.Report

    • Brandon Berg in reply to North says:

      It really isn’t, though. I get that the existence of intelligent people who disagree with you in good faith creates a lot of cognitive dissonance, and it’s tempting to relieve that cognitive dissonance by pretending that they’re actually saying something really stupid, or that they’re paid shills or whatever, but deep down you know it’s not true, right?Report

      • North in reply to Brandon Berg says:

        It’s satire, BB, I recognize it’s bleak times for republitarianism now days but libertarians should be used to mockery. Heck, they should welcome it. The old formulation was “first they ignore you, then they mock you, then they fight you and then you win.” Using that libertarians have gone from being fought in the Obama years to being mocked and, frankly, are on the very of being ignored. So being mocked should be some comfort.Report

        • Saul Degraw in reply to North says:

          BB is proving the rule that libertarians and conservatives and reactionaries love to dish out but develop the thinnest of skins at the slightest push back or criticism or poking fun at.Report

  10. Marchmaine says:

    Nice.

    But I’ll keep reminding all of us that wages are the box they want us pushing against; management is afraid that we’ll ask for *their* compensation: Wages + productivity gains in the form of equity.Report