Tipping Expands To The Sidewalk

Will Truman

Will Truman is the Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. He is also on Twitter.

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10 Responses

  1. Dark Matter says:

    Is this really a thing?Report

    • The “Colosse, DA” dateline and “the Colosse Business Journal” — as well as the over the top parts — suggests satire.Report

    • KenB in reply to Dark Matter says:

      It’s definitely satire, but it’s a little scary how few changes would be required to make it read like a sincere proposal. Good illustration of how easy it is to come up with a string of plausible arguments on principle for something that we all currently agree is ridiculous (but might not agree anymore after a few more years of drift).Report

      • Michael Cain in reply to KenB says:

        My local downtown businesses run sort of the opposite thing for Halloween. Halloween morning from 10:00 to 12:00 parents take their kids up to age five (or maybe it’s four) trick-or-treating downtown. All of the merchants have someone sitting outside in costume handing out candy and admiring the littles’ attire.Report

  2. Greg In Ak says:

    Onion quality satire. Is it to late to add a link to donate to The Human Fund in appreciation.Report

  3. Ben Sears says:

    I’m fickle – capricious even – but right now, this is my favorite article. HT.Report

  4. Jaybird says:

    I will say that I loved getting a piece of the tip jar when I worked the counter at the restaurant.

    This was back when 90% of our business was cash, though. People would order a coffee and a muffin and pay $2.13 and throw 87 cents in the jar. People would order a sandwich and a drink, pay $7.28, and throw 72 cents into the jar.

    And we had hundreds of those interactions all day.Report

    • Michael Cain in reply to Jaybird says:

      I have noticed that the number of people asking for handouts at intersections seems to have declined rather sharply in the past year in my city. There have been no announcements of the city council or police finding new methods for removing them. I have wondered if it simply finally got to the point it doesn’t generate sufficient income because of the number of people who have abandoned cash. I haven’t, entirely, but the cash I carry is one or two $20 bills folded and tucked away in my wallet for emergencies.

      Even my daughter, who worked for a few years in a profession where tips where important, and consequently used to berate me for not tipping in cash — “Let them decide how much of it to tell the IRS about” — has gone cashless and puts the tip on the charge slip.Report

      • Jaybird in reply to Michael Cain says:

        Yeah. At the same time that people no longer use cash, everybody has started asking for tips.

        I don’t mind tipping at the counter of my favorite little deli.

        I’m vaguely irritated about being asked whether I want to tip at Amy’s Donuts or the little food truck. Dude, it’s a box of donuts. Thanks for putting six of them in a box for me.Report

        • fillyjonk in reply to Jaybird says:

          I still pay cash a lot of places. I don’t like loading my credit cards up with small transactions. So when I go to my favorite bbq place and order at the counter, yeah, I’ll throw the loose change they hand me back into the little metal pig they have on the counter. Also the bubble tea place in my mom’s town, I’ll pay with a five for a large specialty drink, get between 30 and 75 cents back, that goes in their tipjar.

          I am much less likely to tip at the counter of a corporate place. I still tip the servers if I get food brought to me and plates taken away (though I find the “monitors” you pay at, where they give “suggested values” for people who don’t know how to calculate in their heads, a little offputting).

          I fully expect to eventually get asked to tip at the self-check-out at the wal-mart, because the mindset now is “how can we extract maximum money from our customer base?”Report