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Andrew Donaldson

Born and raised in West Virginia, Andrew has been the Managing Editor of Ordinary Times since 2018, is a widely published opinion writer, and appears in media, radio, and occasionally as a talking head on TV. He can usually be found misspelling/misusing words on Twitter@four4thefire. Andrew is the host of Heard Tell podcast. Subscribe to Andrew'sHeard Tell Substack for free here:

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  1. Jaybird says:

    I am exceptionally angry about this. Last night Maribou told me that she really, really wanted a hamburger. I suggested Wooglin’s, our little college diner. That essay there talks about how they shut down to allow for the new hockey rink to be built.

    Anyway, I used to have their number memorized. Haven’t called them recently, though. So I googled them. Saw a new number. Well, they moved, right? I called the number and put in the order for pickup. “That’ll be $X, I’ll have you sign the receipt when you get here.” “Why don’t you put a $10 tip on there and I don’t sign it?”

    And I pull up to the building and they’ve got a large vinyl sign hanging up next to the door saying “NO CONTACT DELIVERY/CURBSIDE PICKUP!” and the old phone number that I used to have memorized.

    Crap.

    I put 30% of the money I spent last night in somebody else’s pocket. Someone else entirely. Someone who didn’t do a goddamn thing except tell Google to put in *THIS* phone number instead of their old one.

    I am so pissed off right now.Report

  2. Oscar Gordon says:

    I refuse to use GrubHub, etc. for this very reason, and I will go to the restaurants website for the phone number (or place the order on their site).

    GrubHub can try to justify their fees all they want, but every story I hear about such services suggest that they are not upfront and explicit regarding their services. Strikes me as shady as hell.Report

  3. Damon says:

    I just had a similar experience but actually choose grubhub. The Indian restaurant I get take out I’ve ordered online for delivery a bunch of times….They used to have a link within their site for delivery…I used it. Now there is a new service…and they wanted me to go set up a whole new profile. Screw that. I’m already registered at grubhub, I just used them. Best I recall the costs were @ the same. I”m not spending another 5 mins registering and saving ANOTHER damn userid and password again. I have like 50 already.Report

  4. Kazzy says:

    I have no problem with these services charging fees they transparently negotiate with the restaurant. That is how the service ought to work: We’ll deliver your food in exchange for X. Do you agree?

    This? This should be outlawed.Report