Quickly! We need to start putting HFCS into everything!Report
Western medicine has found an absolutely perfect, definitively non-addictive, proven non-side effecty solution for people to focus and not give into their random impulses to KILL IT WITH SHAKES! It’s called amphetamines, and we should consider giving it to all the children, everywhere, forever.Report
Quickly! We need to start putting HFCS into everything!Report
Western medicine has found an absolutely perfect, definitively non-addictive, proven non-side effecty solution for people to focus and not give into their random impulses to KILL IT WITH SHAKES! It’s called amphetamines, and we should consider giving it to all the children, everywhere, forever.Report