The Cheap-Ass Pantry
This past October I launched the Cheap-Ass Gourmet series, which CC added to with his most awesome homemade yogurt post. The purpose of the series was to provide a starting point for readers who were on a very tight budget, wanted to eat healthy, and were a little intimidated about stepping foot into their own kitchen. The posts included recipes for an entire healthy meal, the approximate cost per dinner, how much time you should budget to make it, and instructions on how to use every last bit of whatever you bought to stretch your food dollar as far as it can go.
Last month Reformed Republican asked what were the basic food items he should keep on hand in his pantry. It was a really great question. Having an unprepared pantry usually leads to it being filled with crappy, unhealthy food. If you’re on a budget, this can turn into a never-ending cycle; every time you think you might want to try out cooking on your own, you realize you have to buy every single ingredient including the staples, and the cost feels prohibitive. But if you can build a good, simple pantry over time then eating well can actually be as cheap (or cheaper) than eating crap. (Added bonus: You’ll live longer.)
I had meant to post this answer sooner, but the holidays being the holidays it lingered on my hard drive until this week when John Cole kicked my cheap ass into gear with this post. (It turns out his brain has been kicking around the same thoughts over at BJ.) For those of you who already have a stocked pantry, please add your own recommendations in the comments section.
And so with that meandering introduction, my Cheap-Ass Ordinary Pantry recommendations can be found after the jump.
A Few First Rules on Building a Well-Stocked Pantry
Rule #1: First off, you need to know this – my pantry would totally suck in your kitchen. (Unless, of course, you have my exact same tastes – in which case, let me just take a quick moment to praise you for your most amazing and refined taste.) You want to make sure that you’re stocking for the kinds of meals you actually want to eat. This means you need to take my actual, individual recommendations with a grain of salt… preferably kosher or sea salt, as I will explain in Rule #2.
For example, I don’t really bake and so you’ll notice that flour isn’t part of my basic pantry. What you will find, however are items that can help you prepare basic cheap Italian, Greek, Chinese, Thai and Mexican dishes, which are the ones I most love to cook when I’m on a budget.
Rule #2: With food, cheaper does not necessarily mean less expensive. Most of the time, food actually adheres to a watered down version of the Sam Vimes Theory of Social Injustice. So if there are particular flavors you like, don’t automatically purchase the thing with the lowest price tag; they are oft times far more expensive.
For example, I happen to like cheddar cheese. When I was young, I avoided buying extra-sharp (which has a more pronounced cheddar flavor) because a brick of it cost $2.50, whereas plain cheddar was only $2.00; I thought I was saving money getting the plain. What I leaned over time was that while I needed to put half a cup of regular cheddar on my enchiladas to get them to taste somewhat cheesy, I only needed a few ounces to get the same cheese kick with extra sharp. So the $2.00 brick would give me five meals worth or cheese, but the $2.50 brick might well give me a dozen. Plus, it actually tastes better.
Similarly, I usually cook most things with the cheapest olive oil I can find; but if olive oil is actually one of the main things I’m using to flavor a dish (a salad, for example, or risotto) I use a very small amount of a higher quality, and it actually saves money (and again, tastes better). Salt is another good example: kosher or sea salt tastes than regular Morton’s Iodized, and you need far, far less of it. (Just don’t buy it from someplace like William Sonoma that will charge you an outrageous price and then send you $0.70 worth of salt in a $5.00 decorative container.)
Rule #3: Buy as sparingly as you can. Jars and bottles of spices can be ridiculously and prohibitively expensive, so get them in small amounts at a store that has a bulk food section. You can even get things like olive oil, peanut butter, and dish soap bulk these days. And if you’re on a budget, this rule should be extended to non-pantry foods as well. If you’re going to buy produce or meat, don’t buy so much that it goes bad before you can eat it. I’ve wasted a lot of money in my life on groceries that have grown self-aware in the back of the fridge before I got brave enough to excavate them. I like the convenience of shopping for two or three nights, but unless you live far away from a grocery store shopping for a week always seems to lead to buying food you throw away later.
Rule #4: Think: whole foods. It sounds cliché, but the fewer ingredients on anything you buy for your pantry the better. If you do need to buy a processed food product, always take note of the order in which the ingredients are listed; they are ordered by quantity. If your orange juice’s first ingredient is not oranges, you should be very, very frightened.
Also, if I may be allowed to sound like your mother for just a moment: Please consider buying brown rice and whole wheat pasta. If you’ve never had them before, they’ll initially taste a little different – because unlike white rice and regular pasta, they actually taste like something. I promise you after a couple of weeks you’ll never go back, which is good; making the switch makes a meal go from being pretty unhealthy to being very healthy.
The Basic Cheap-Ass Pantry
If you’re just starting out, there are a few staples that I would recommend you have ready. Obviously, you can buy these at one time of over the course of a few months.
Oils & Vinegars
- Cheap Vegetable Oil – I recommend canola oil, just because it tends to be healthier than a lot of other oils.
- Cheap Olive Oil – You’ll need this for vegetables, pastas, and a million other things.
- Cheap Cider Vinegar – A surprising amount of things you make from scratch will have vinegar as an ingredient. If you only have one kind, cider isn’t a bad way to go – though white wine vinegar might be a close second for me.
Whole Grain & Protein Staples
- Rice – Buy it brown for health, buy it in the bulk section for price. My staple rice is brown basmati.
- Whole Wheat Pasta – I prefer either linguini or penne, which are little tubes that work especially well for puttanesca.
- Dried Beans – Far cheaper and better tasting than canned beans; my preference is for black beans.
- Whole Grain Bread – Your choice as to which kind to get, but I love rye.
Spices & Flavorings
- Kosher Salt – Less expensive in the long run and better tasting that iodized salt.
- Ground Pepper – I actually use pepper far more than I use salt.
- Fresh Garlic – If you’ve never cooked before, you’ll go through this quicker than you’d imagine.
- Basic Meat Spices: Rosemary, Thyme, Sage, Mint – As I say, buy these in small amounts from the bulk section. As your pantry becomes more complete, getting the rosemary and mint fresh is much more preferable. In fact, if you have a yard or a place to put a pot, you can grow these two with about zero effort.
- Basic Italian Spices: Oregano, Basil – Fresh basil is always preferable when possible and the budget allows, but having dried is good for all the times they don’t.
- Basic Mexican Seasoning: Cumin, Coriander, Chile Powder or Flakes – The oregano goes here as well, really.
Condiments & Various Other Goods
- Mustard – I prefer a spicier version to the standard French’s Yellow, but mustard can help all kind of cheap cuts of meat taste delicious, especially when they’re being served as cold leftovers.
- Ketchup – Actually, I never really use the stuff – for burgers I’d rather have A-1 or BBQ sauce, and I just like mustard on dogs and sausages – but so many people do it’s always been part of what’s in my pantry.
- Soy Sauce – Preferably, the low-sodium type.
- Chicken or Vegetable Broth – Even if you don’t like chicken or vegetable soup, you’ll use these in all kids of cooking.
The Second Stage Cheap-Ass Pantry
Here are the things I would start adding over time once your basic pantry is complete. For young people in school, some of these things are the kinds of things you can always ask your parents to add to your stockings when you go home for Christmas.
Oils & Vinegars
- Nice Olive Oil – For things like salads and risottos (which, by the way, are deceptively easy and cheap to make).
- Balsamic Vinegar – Be careful here; some balsamic can be outrageously expensive; you don’t need to spend a fortune.
Whole Grain & Protein Staples
- Quinoa – A little trendy these days, but the highest in protein of all the grains.
- Whole Grain Couscous – Actually, quicker and easier to make than rice.
- Whole Wheat Pita – A really under-used bread.
Spices & Flavorings
- Peppercorns – This assumes that you’ve been able to get your hands on a pepper mill by this time, of course. Like salt and olive oil, you’ll use less pepper and save money in the long run.
- Thai Spices: Kaffir Leaves, Thai Dried Chilies, Lemongrass – Just typing those three things made me hungry.
- Curry Making Spices: Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Paprika, Turmeric, Mustard Seed – These can be used for many other things as well; also, if you are going to make curries you’ll be using some of the spices you have already accumulated in your basic pantry as well.
Condiments & Various Other Goods
- Fish Sauce – If you aren’t familiar with fish sauce, believe me when I say that you eat it all the time in just about every dish served in every Thai restaurant you’ve ever been.
- Coconut Milk – I prefer light.
- Ginger Root – Like the garlic, you’ll use this a lot more than you think you will.
- Capers – I use these whenever I make puttanesca, which is perhaps the ultimate cheap-ass homemade dinner.
- Olives – Great snacks, but I use them a lot in both Italian and Greek cooking; I suggest using the kalamata variety.
- Canned Tomatoes – Be sure to get some kind that doesn’t use sugar or high-fructose corn syrup; it should just have tomatoes, citric acid (which keeps the tomatoes from going brown), and perhaps some sodium. I prefer the ones that are fire roasted.
- Almonds – Okay, okay, I rarely use them for cooking – but always having almonds on hand ensures I’ll never be wanting for a healthy snack.
And there you have my cheap-ass pantry. I’m probably forgetting a million things, but I could use the above to keep myself happy and on budget for quite a while.
Feel free to let me know what items you couldn’t live without in the threads below.
Popcorn. Great snack. We make it in the wok with a bit of peanut oil, keeps the wok seasoned. If you lid doesn’t have a rim to prevent oil splatter, consider making one (you can keep re-using it if you’ve a place to store it) out of aluminium foil. We purchase it in bulk, organic, at the local food co-op.
Oatmeal. I love oatmeal; I eat it frequently for breakfast. I use it to make crunchy toppings on muffins and apple crisp. I make oatmeal raisin cookies. You can cook 1/2 cup of oats in a cup of boiling water for two minutes, let it sit covered for another, and have a delicious breakfast ready instantly.
Powdered buttermilk or powdered milk. I don’t drink it; though I might consider it in an emergency. But I use it for baking a lot. Powdered buttermilk is a real gift; great in homemade bread, in muffins, pancakes, etc. When you’re using it, you can replace the milk in the ingredients with water; less a couple of tablespoons for a full cup.
Flour: If you want to bake, you need a flour of some sort. Dont’ go for the bleached white flour. I prefer white whole-wheat flour, which is a whole grain milled from white wheat instead of the more familiar red wheat. It’s not as dark in color, doesn’t taste as harsh, but has equal nutritional value. I use it for pie crust, cookies, bread, muffins. I also use whole-grain spelt flour (a cousin to wheat) because we’ve a friend I often cook for who has a wheat allergy. Spelt has less gluten then wheat, so it’s more delicate in cookies, muffins, etc.; and has a very nice, sweet flavor.
Sugar: sweetener for a cheap pantry deserves some serious consideration, for there are many options. The cheapest is plain white sugar. Brown sugar is nice for adding sweetness to stirfry, for cookies, etc. Honey and/or maple syrup are preferred for beverage sweetening in my house, I use them in small amounts in many savory dishes, as well. And I really like sucanet, which is dehydrated cane juice, similar to raw sugar. I bake a lot, and I use sugar in my baking. but I’ve found I can cut down on the amount of sugar significantly; 1/3 to 1/2 in most recipes; particularly if you’re using spelt flour.
For baking, you’ll also want baking soda. Baking powder (store in the refrigerator, don’t by a big container unless you use it frequently, it looses it’s oomph, so replace it after a year.) Yeast. I don’t use a lot, I tend to use a levain (a live culture that lives in my refrigerator), but I do use it some; I purchase a bulk pack, give half to friends, and keep the rest in the freezer.
I like to make pie. I make the best pie crust ever; it’s won many awards. I used to use crisco. I no longer do. I like a butter pie crust, but my sweetie doesn’t. So I need another fat. Good lard is hard to find and very expensive. I’ve settled on an organic palm-oil shortening, it’s solid but not hydrogenated, and has no trans-fats. I typically mix 1/2 butter and 1/2 of this shortening to make a crust. I also do this with cookies; but if I’m going for big flavor, I’ll splurge and go for a luxury — extra-virgin coconut oil.
My house’s favorite cookie right now, an adaption of the Toll House Cookie:
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter
1/2 cup extra-virgin coconut oil
2 eggs
3/4 cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon salt
1 scant teaspoon baking soda
2 1/2 cups sifted spelt flour or 2 1/2 sifted cups of whole white-wheat flour
1 pkg. chocolate chips
Preheat the oven to 280F; if it won’t go that low, set it as low as it will go.
Cream the butter & coconut oil, add the sugar and cream again. Stir in eggs, vanilla, salt, and baking soda. Stir in the flour (do not use a mixer for this, you’ll develop the gluten in the flour and make your cookies tough) and then the chocolate chips.
Drop by rounded tablespoons into a baking sheet that’s either lightly greased or lines with parchment paper.
Bake about 15 to 18 min., until just set but still slightly soft in the very center. You’re using a cool oven to avoid burning the coconut oil, so it will take a bit longer then typical.
cool on a wire rack.
These are heavenly; worth the splurge of the coconut oil. A jar will last in the pantry indefinitely, and one jar typically makes 4 batches of cookies.)
/and forgive the turn toward baking, but that’s what I’ve been doing today. Many, many batches of cookies later, I’ll be prepared for the celebrations with friends and family next week.Report
Zic-
Both of these comments are AMAZING!!!! Thank you so much!!!!Report
Please make these cookies. You family will be thrilled. (And can I point out they have 1/2 the sugar of regular chocolate chip cookies?)
Thank you.Report
I share a kitchen with Tod and can promise we will try out this cookie recipe. My mouth is watering already!Report
Are you a knitter? Perhaps a Knitter?
I am.Report
Brown sugar: I get the dark, and use it as a base for steak rubs.
Don’t ever buy anything but real maple syrup. I go with the dark stuff for that too.Report
Yes. Real, 100% maple syrup.
Also too, I’ve long substituted Organic Turbinado Sugar for both white and brown. But I’m not entirely convinced it’s necessary. I cook a lot, but I don’t bake much. So I don’t actually use sugar all that often, except for my daily cups of green tea and that’s got local honey in it. I’d be happy to defer to serious sugar experts.Report
The brown in brown sugar is residual molasses.
You could sub molasses instead. There are three grades, depending on how dark you want it.
I always use the blackstrap for brewing. Takes at least 1.5 lbs/5 gal. to have any detectable flavor effect on the finished beer, but less than that sure makes the fermenter smell good.
Turbinado is the British form of brown sugar, as I understand it.
Wondering how malt extract would work with a steak rub.Report
I don’t know about the UK, but Turbinado’s a pretty common form of sugar in the states. I’m not entirely convinced it’s all that different from good ol’ brown. Their claim to fame, both of them. is that they still possess the natural molasses found in cane sugar before it’s processed. More or less.
I think Turbinado is, specifically, less processed. Less processing = “better”. But I don’t have a strong opinion on whether or not that’s actually true.Report
It’s actually the same amount of processing; something like the different grades of petroleum distillates appearing at various stages of an evaporative column.
I’m pretty sure turbinado is a lighter grade of brown; less molasses than brown.
It’s fully fermentable.
But now you have me questioning.
It could be demarrara sugar I’m thinking of.Report
That natural sugar stuff is nasty. In one of her more insane attempts to cure my childhood depression, she took me to some quack who put me on St. John’s Wort and told her that I was being poisoned by processed foods. So she got rid of all the sugar in the house and replaced it with that.
It’s not flavorful enough to sub for brown sugar, it’s too flavorful to sub for white sugar, and the thick crystals mean it’s a bitch and a half to dissolve in liquids. I think that’s what made us ditch the whole regimen–It wouldn’t dissolve in my parent’s coffee. Thank god for that at least, otherwise I still might be taking St. John’s Wort.Report
Fake maple syrup is not maple syrup. Ever. It’s corn syrup flavored with fenugreek.
That said, it has an affinity to curry; a tablespoon or two in a mild curry is amazing. You can use a mild curry for pumpkin pie spice. The darker, the better; more minerals, and more flavor. Late winter, I go help with the maple sugaring at some friends, and come home about $100 lighter but with five quarts to last us the year. We always bottle my syrup the day we make it, and I only put it through a course filter; it settles, and won’t be as clear. For pancakes, etc. we’ll leave it settled, but for cooking, I shake the bottle and use the dregs of older syrup; with the goal of getting as much of that mineral goodness into the food as possible.
Tomorrow, I’ll make roasted squash; 1 large or 2 small butternut squash diced into 1″ chunks, roasted in the oven of my wood stove with 1/4 cup of butter, 1/4 cup of the cloudy maple syrup, a tablespoon of a mild-curry, sea salt, and leeks, thinly sliced across the grain, sprinkled throughout. (A regular oven works, too.) Roast them uncovered, stirring occasionally, until the liquid has cooked out and the squash is soft, falling apart, and beginning to brown along the edges. Temperature doesn’t much matter, though hotter cooks faster.
I often throw a squash in with a chicken, roasting it all at 325 for 2 to 2.5 hrs. This is a good chance to try a different kind of chicken seasoning, so I might throw a cinnamon stick, couple of cloves, and chunk of ginger into the cavity with an onion and some celery. Leftovers make an amazing chicken pie, using the carcass for a stock turned into a gravy. Haven’t tried it yet, but I’m planning to experiment with using the squash to make the crust (upper only, I think) like a popover.
And the suggestion of replacing ‘pumpkin pie spice’ with curry leads to another replacement favorite of mine, Tandoori seasonings. Every year, people across the land make Chex party mix with seasoning salt. Ugh. Try tandoori seasoning, add your own salt. Tandoori’s also excellent on fried potatoes, roasted vegetables, in eggs, sprinkled on oiled cubes of stale bread for making croutons. Any time you’d reach for that jar of red seasoned salt, consider tandoori and sea salt, instead.
I recommend purchasing curry and tandoori at an Indian spice shop if there’s one near you. They’re very fresh and fragrant; most of what I see for sale in stores, even bulk places with high turnover like Whole Foods, have a rancid smell in comparison. If there’s no Indian spice shop nearby, order on line from a place like Penzy’s; and use them within 3 to 6 months.Report
I know a great trick with maple syrup, if you like French toast: put the maple syrup directly into the egg mixture that you coat the bread with, before it goes on the stove. The syrup flavour permeats the entire bread, it’s not affected adversely by the cooking process and you just put a bit of butter on it before you eat it. Just as good and keeps the kids from drowning the bread in cups of syrup because they want to pour it themselves.Report
Sweet!
My kid puts a dab of maple syrup into scrambled eggs before cooking them; says it builds in the flavor he otherwise would crave from bacon.Report
Ever crumble just a bit of blue cheese into scrambled eggs?Report
A shot of good Scotch in a pumpkin pie will make the thing come alive.Report
. . . and a shot of whiskey will liven up a pot of chili.
My preferred is the Yukon Jack 100 proof, something of a sweeter Canadian whiskey.Report
I use baker’s chocolate for chili, myself.Report
I propose petitioning Zic to do a detailed guest post on pie crusts. My husband is obsessed with making pies and always ends up wailing in the kitchen in woe over how horribly it is going (I consider the outcomes edible and nice but he always wants to throw it out onto the green roof for the neighbors cat*).
I revere yeast breads with a passion near religious and am halfway good at them (learned at Nan’s knee) but pastry in general and pie crust in particular is one of those magic uncomprehensible things.
*This is against our HOA’s rules, also I hate that cat and love pie so I prevent him from doing so.Report
I would heartily second this. Pie crust doesn’t get enough ink or pixels.
My wife does… *something* with pie crusts, and whenever people eat pies she has baked, they go on and on about the crust. Before we were married, it never occurred to me to consider the crust of a pie as a thing you could do to varying degrees of deliciousness.Report
I would be delighted.
I was also considering one on bread basics.
And one on shopping/cooking/dining with your nose.Report
I would be super-thrilled to read all of those.Report
The nose post would be especially awesome. I buy all my fruit using my nose instead of my eyes already.Report
Exactly.
Next time you’re cooking a soup, stew, or sauce try something. (I usually demonstrate this when making a meatless tomato sauce.)
Before adding either salt or sugar, smell it.
How does it smell? Flat? Full-flavored and ready to eat?
Now, add 1/2 the amount of salt you’d usually add, and smell it again. Flat? Full-flavored and ready to eat?
And the rest that you’d usually add, and smell again.
Neither salt nor sugar has an aroma. Go stick you nose in the sea-salt canister, the sugar canister; they simply do not tickle the schnoz. But, and this always seems like a bit of magic to me, they’re presence in food enhances the food; you can smell the difference.Report
Oh good, I have a bunch of whole wheat flour and have been wondering what I should do with it.Report
Apple breads or ginger breads can be made with WW flour, I know.Report
Lots of good ideas. I will have to try them all. I have a lot of flour. Thanks!Report
Do you have room to store some (or even all) in your freezer? It will last longer. Nice water-tight container does the trick. I keep flours I don’t use a lot in the freezer, and scope them out before use, giving them a few minutes at room temp to warm up beforehand.Report
I do, thank you. I will put it in there. My freezer is even more empty than my pantry. I do very little cooking. I was surprised to see how many items I have that Tod listed in the OP. Most of them I don’t know how to use, so I just look at them.Report
Here’s the most basic cookie recipe I know, and it’s a fine one, too!
Brown Sugar Shortbreads
Preheat oven to 350F (or 280 if using coconut oil).
2 sticks of butter; OK to replace half with x-tra virgin coconut oil at room temperature.
add 3/4 cup brown sugar, packed into the measuring cup. Cream again, really well.
about 1/4 to 1/2 cup table sugar
2 1/4 cups flour; you’re whole wheat will work just fine, put some in a bowl, fluff it with a fork, and then pour it into your measuring cup and level with the flat of a spatula or knife.
Cream the butter (and coconut oil, if using); which means to stir it briskly until it’s light and fluffy. A hand mixer is excellent at this, but a sturdy wooden spoon is the traditional implement. Add the sugar, and cream well again. the longer, the better; but don’t knock yourself out, just make it look light and fluffy. Gently stir in the flour until just incorporated. You want a soft dough that’s tacky but not sticky.
I use a melon baller for the next step, but a tablespoon will do. Measure out equal sized lumps, a rounded tablespoon melon-ball sized. (The only thing that matters is consistent size.) Gently roll between your palms to form balls, and roll each ball in regular sugar. Place them on a baking sheet, at least 1.5 inches apart.
Now press them gently to flatten. (This is why they were rolled in sugar; helps keep them from sticking.) You can use the bottom of a glass, one of those ceramic presses, a fork cris-crossed peanut-butter cookie style, or a pecan half (which you want to leave on the cookie, so you’d need pecans, too.)
Bake for about 7 to 12 minutes, it will depend on the size of the cookies, until the edges are set (it won’t feel like dough, it will feel like cookie,) but the center is still soft.
Transfer to a wire rack to cool.Report
Thank you! Maybe I’ll make some tonight and let me son have *a* cookie on Christmas. I’m not totally heartless.Report
Merry!Report
Coconut Milk – I prefer light.
Easy to make; and cheaper then canned: shredded unsweetened coconut. About a cup, covered with 2 cups of nearly-boiling water. put in a blender or use an immersion blender for a minute or so. Food processor works too, but it’s messy and hot. Let stand at least 20 min., and then strain for about 12 oz. of coconut milk. A second, lighter milk can be made using the same coconut. When I make coconut curries, I usually make the first batch for the curry, the second as the liquid for cooking the rice (basamati preferred). Would also be good for beverages calling for coconut milk. And it does not have the metallic tang that canned coconut milks sometimes develop.Report
Speaking of coconut milk, once while trying to find a good salad dressing for my rabbits (like carrot food for babies or some other bunny-safe topping), I tried making ranch style dressing (from the Hidden Valley dry packets) with coconut milk instead mayonaise or sour cream. It couldn’t tell it wasn’t regular ranch dressing! Neither could my friends. It’s bound to be healthier.Report
Coconut milk is very high in saturated fat (almost its entire fat content), so it might be less healthy than sour cream.Report
For sour cream/mayo replacement, Greek yogurt. I have no idea how that would fly with bunnies though.Report
Coconut oil got an undeserved bad reputation.
It’s good for you.
http://www.doctoroz.com/videos/surprising-health-benefits-coconut-oilReport
I was going to point the same thing out. We cook with coconut oil all the time, and often will swap it into our baking in place of butter (and ALWAYS if the recipe calls for margarine). It adds a very subtle coconut flavoring to the end result (which we enjoy), and is also far healthier than anyone gives it credit for.Report
Anyone who ever took a basic course in organic chemistry, hell, anyone who understands the definition of calorie or joule, understands the debate about saturated/unsaturated oil has become an asylum run by the lunatics.
It’s not what you eat so much as how much you eat. Cholesterol (wiggles fingers menacingly) ooh it’s so terrible, we’re told. Here’s a sovereign route to avoiding cholesterol: be a plant. We’re animals, people, and that means cholesterol is how we metabolise pretty much everything, including a host of fat-soluble vitamins such as A and D.
Yes, high levels of cholesterol make a difference, get checked every few years as you get older. Quit eating so much goddamn red meat and keep your metabolism in good shape. Beyond that, pay no attention to these maniacs who are trying to scare you about Wicked Old Cholesterol. If you need statins, your doctor will tell you. But the sanest route to avoiding cholesterol related problems is to eat reasonable portions and keep your metabolism in good shape by moderate exercise.Report
Well that’s no fun!
Far more entertaining to agonize over ingredients labels on boxes of breakfast cereal and base major life and dietary decisions based on breathlessly-reported and half-understood regurgitations of press releases on the front page of national newspapers masquerading as “health news.”
A friend told me a story of his father, who is 98 years old. Dad goes in to see his doctor. Doctor: “What brings you in to see me today?” Dad: “Doctor, I’m worried that my cholesterol levels may be too high.” Doctor: “Get the hell out of my office. You’re 98. Whatever you’re doing, do more of it.”Report
That would have been my exact response.Report
is to eat reasonable portions
Maybe we can talk about reasonable limits on speech. Reasonable limits on interracial marriage. Reasonable limits on abortion. Reasonable limits on gender equality.
If I don’t stand up to “reasonable”, I may find myself in a country that I don’t want to live in.Report
Yeah, it’s probably best that people don’t know the health risks of whatever they might choose to eat. They’re too silly and uneducated to know what to do with that information, anyway.
(I may need a referee’s call here to be sure, but I think I may have just Jaybirded a Jaybirded response. 🙂 )Report
meh.
Reasonable should be internalized, with, perhaps, some reasonable advice about what — health wise — reasonable actually means; a foodie’s 1st amendment right, and an insured’s wallet interest. Reasonable includes a comprehension of what industrial food is; reasonable discussion of what’s often not food, but food-like substances, and the additions of taste pumpers that unreasonably mislead your future grazing habits.
I think Apollo had it right, when it comes to defining reasonable: practice all things in moderation, including moderation. People should enjoy food first and foremost; eating is one of life’s greatest pleasures. And moderation today will make bingeing tomorrow, surrounded by loved ones, all the finer.
But this conflating diet discussion with civil rights is silly. You may reasonably have the right to eat yourself to a Bombardini-esque death. But before you implode under your own weight, if I’m sharing your health-care costs, I have a reasonable 1st amendment right to talk about reasonable diet.
More importantly, your reasonable inflates the free-speech of industrial food manufacturing into something thatReport
Get fat enough and you’ll have trouble standing up for any reason at all.Report
One thing that I was surprised to learn was that a slow cooker could let me spend about 1/2 as much on the various cuts of meat. “Stew meat” can make a fine stew if you let it cook on low for 12 hours first. (It has the added bonus of having all of its prep time the night before… which means that the day of the meal itself has diddly squat for you to do beyond making a salad or something.)Report
Crock pots = awesome. I actually have two of them, each of which I’ve used for nearly 20 years depending upon what/how much I’m making. Stews, chilis, BBQ beef/pork … my gosh, I have books upon books of crockpot recipes.
Way back when I was a working mom of school-age kids, I would throw whatever it was I was cooking into the crockpot the night before, plop it in the fridge, and first thing in the morning I set it to cook. Voilà! Dinner.
Kids are grown and gone now, but I still use the crockpot. Just usually the smaller one.Report
We have two crock pots, too. Kitty usually does the main in one and a side in another.Report
You clearly have a crew to cook for. 🙂Report
Pat and Kitty have a fantastic crew to cook for.Report
We do dinner, lunch, and leftovers. Slow cooker meals are usually threepeats.Report
JB,
A pressure cooker can work similarly in terms of making use of otherwise difficult meat. I don’t own one because I rarely have the need to use such meats in a shorter period of time and/or make particular dishes with pressure cookers are ideal for BUT if you are looking to stretch your dollar and want to make use of cheaper-but-more-difficult meats, a pressure cooker can also do a world of good.
AND WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT…
I can’t recommend highly enough getting the meat grinding attachment for your stand mixer, presuming you have a stand mixer, which you should.
You can save a good deal of money on ground beef by grinding your own. And you get a better quality even for the same price. And, if you are into ground chicken or turkey (which I love to use in a bunch of simple dishes that I want to healthily), you can safe a TON of money; ground chicken/turkey runs for $7+/lb by me, where chicken/turkey breasts can be head for half that and ground at home.Report
I grew up hearing stories about “that time that the pressure cooker blew up” and maimed an entire neighborhood. We didn’t have one. I, sadly, have internalized the stories and (deep breath) I’ve never used one.Report
My stepdad had one. As I understand them (which is admittedly not particularly well), they are much different now than they were when you or I was a child. They’ll likely maim only you and maybe Maribou. Certainly not the entire neighborhood. And if that remains a fear, move to where TrumWill lives. There your neighbors are so far away not even a nuclear pressure cooker could do them harm.Report
I’m sick and tired of people sliming nuclear power in these threads! Nuclear power is a significant potential cooking resource and works a heck of a lot better than solar power (ever tried cooking an egg in a dish on your windowsill on a sunny day? Pro tip: it doesn’t work*). Nuclear pressure cookers have caused less deaths per cooked meal than any other pressure cooker except hydro. And yes I know that the Soviets had one blow up and irradiate the Ukraine but that one was built without a containment vessel and how in the hell do you cook without one of those? Oh those zany soviets.
*And you get a snarky letter from the HOA.Report
If I can’t nuke it and eat it in under two minutes, I don’t want it.Report
I hardly ever realize that I need to cook until I’m absolutely starving.Report
Any post with a Pratchett reference is ipso facto awesome.Report
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One of those great ideas I’d thought of in October, and then forgot in November, and only remembered after the 15h of December when it was too late was to do a front page book club (or see if I could get Jay & Pat to allow me to do one on MD) for The Hogfather.
I need to find a way to calendar that idea for next year.Report
As in junior partner in MD, I say let’s go for it.Report
Full partner! And: yes indeed.Report
Then why am I only getting 10% of the profits?Report
You need flour for more than baking. Flour forms a basic part of most sauces, both your basic white sauce and your basic brown sauce. Use it to coat meats (usually with an egg wash, and some salt and pepper and maybe other herbs) before sautéing them in a little bit to foil, or baking them.Report
I usually keep pesto around for when I want to use basil.
And the oregano from the Mexican section is much different than ordinary oregano. It’s bigger clumps which stay fresher longer with a noticeable taste difference.Report
I grow basil in the summer; use it fresh from the garden, so that harvesting makes the plants get really bushy.
Before frost, I harvest it all, and grind it in the food processor with olive oil, then freeze it in ice-cube trays. As soon as it’s frozen, I transfer it to zip-lock sandwich bags (a few per bag) and put all the smaller bags into a bigger freezer bag. I use that in sauces and soups all winter; just plopping a cube into the cooking mass. Maintains good fresh basil flavor, but doesn’t work well in dishes that aren’t cooked or for pesto.Report
Woman after my own heart.
I’m okay with most herbs being dried/ground, but these two I use fresh all the time: basil and cilantro. Whatever the one doesn’t make better, the other one will.Report
Yes.
And Oregano is always better dried; cuts the minty flavor it’s otherwise prone to having. (Unless you want that minty flavor.)
And Will H., European oregano and Mexican oregano are to entirely different herbs; though they are often considered interchangeable. Mexican oregano is excellent in bean and cumin flavored dishes. Even better is epazote, and while ok dried, is really best fresh; it’s easy to grow.Report
Call me impressed. You know your herbs.Report
Pesto, yes! It is the single best reason to grow one’s own basil. There’s hardly a thing that can’t be made better with either pesto or fresh basil.Report
(I’m supposed to be sending you an email. But in prep for the next few busy days, I’ve spent today being shamefully indulgent in whatever looks like fun and ignoring virtually everything that seems remotely hard. Too bad there isn’t a career path for a Professional Slacker who doesn’t play video games. I’d be dynamite at it.)
Under the category of Fun!, this post. I’ll be back.Report
Too bad there isn’t a career path for a Professional Slacker who doesn’t play video games. I’d be dynamite at it.
You have company, sitting in a chair surfing the web instead of cleaning the dinner dishes.
/but there are pecan cookies slow-baking in the oven.Report
OMG. Have mercy with the cookie stuff already! I’m drooling all over my keyboard and my thighs are expanding just reading your comments.Report
Maggi seasoning, indispensable for soups. Also sambal oelek, Asian chili paste.
And, of course, a hot sauce like Tabasco, or whichever variant one prefers. If you can find it, I highly recommend the Belizean brand, Marie Sharps.Report
I always have Tabasco handy. Not really for cooking though. I like Bloody Marys. Checking out your links as I type … there are only a few joys in my life that top new cooking stuff.Report
Mmmmmm… BMs….Report
Dude! Are you actually trying to gross me out from one of the joys of my life? I will cut you. Don’t think I won’t!Report
Ha! A friend and I enjoy figuring out the adjectives that can apply to both forms of BMs and then talking loudly on BMs in public, much to the chagrin of folks nearby.Report
You should affect a British accent at the restaurant or bar – then when the wait staff is just slightly too slow, start wondering aloud “Just what does it take to get a bloody BM around here?!”Report
There’s always shigella.Report
You’re the doc – I don’t know know s**t from Shigella.Report
when tabasco graces our household, my husband drinks it straight.Report
And I thought I was the only one.
Your husband obviously has good taste.Report
rofl. it’s not a /hot/ sauce, it’s a vinegar sauce. slightly spicy.
/hot/ in our household means dundicuts, and plenty of ’em.Report
Mirin, nori and umeboshi are staples for me.
Also olive oil is one of those things you want to be careful about being too cheap on. There’s so many fakes out there today that it’s worth going a little extra to have the real thing, given that the flavor profile is so substantially different.Report
You are a stronger man than me. I had umeboshi once, in onigiri.
Oh, my!
Costco has fabulous (cooking) olive oil, for a fraction of the price.Report
Trader Joes cooking olive oil is also tasty and affordable…Report
Ruhlman’s Twenty.
Then, Ruhlman’s Ratios.
Simple made easy.
You’re welcome.Report
This suggests a cheep-ass pantry primer on the essential cook book collection.
‘Cause everyone’s got to have at least one they consider ‘essential.’ Or two or ten. Or more.Report
Nob’s right. Don’t go cheap on Olive Oil. First Cold Pressed EVOO is the healthy stuff.
– The best EVOO actually has a high smoke point so can be used even for grilling. But that stuff is seriously expensive.
– The EVOO available at your local grocery store almost certainly does not have a high smoke point, so no high temp cooking. But it’s perfectly fine for low temp cooking and dipping and dressings- all a matter of taste. Experiment with the sale stuff, get organic if you can. (Got a Trader Joe’s handy?)
– For high temp cooking, non-EVOO (especially Light Olive Oil) works well if you’re looking for a hint of flavor. But it’s not remarkably healthier than Canola oil just by virtue of its oliveness. If you need a flavorless but healthy oil, Canola is the way to go.Report
While we are aiming at inexpensive foods for the inexperienced starter cook (think a 19-year-old kid in college with her first apartment) ktward’s rule of thumb is exactly right — if you intend to actually taste the stuff, it’s worth it to spend a little more on the good olive oil.
For instance, cheap and very tasty salad dressing can be made with mid-range EVOO, relatively inexpensive red wine vinegar, and a little salt and pepper. Makes the weeds taste better and it’s 100% good for you too.
If you’re frying up a cutlet in a sauté pan (see my comment about flouring a cheap cut of meat above) then canola oil or a light vegetable oil works just as well as VOO or regular OO.
Tell the difference by holding the bottle up to the light. The greener the oil is, as a general rule, the better. Cheap olive oil looks yellow.Report
Ah- a fellow OO connoisseur. How lovely!
My own salad dressing: EVOO, balsamic vinegar, a lot of fresh grated garlic. (I’m sure I eat way too much garlic for anyone else’s pleasure but my own.) I often throw in this herb or that, depending upon whatever strikes my fancy at the moment. A bit of salt and freshly grated pepper and I’m a happy salad camper.Report
Burt: next time you’re nearby, stop by their tasting room: http://www.pasolivo.com/Report
I tend to use white vinegar for my dressing, which is substantially cheaper.Report
my salad dressing LOTS of garlic (you can never have too much) mashed and ground with kosher salt, EVOO, and lemon juice mmmmmReport
And while I have my oil soapbox handy, I’ll just add this:
Oils, most especially the healthy kind, can go bad sitting in your pantry. Bad, as in rancid. Decidedly unhealthy.
If I could offer just one tip, it would be this: learn what good oil smells like. When you first open the bottle, sniff it. If it’s some ilk of olive oil, it should smell, at least marginally, like olives. Some stronger EVOOs smell kind of spicy, but they still smell like olives. Canola oil should have virtually no smell at all. Every time you use that open bottle of oil, you should sniff it first. If it smells different, if it has a “chemical” whiff to it, pitch it.Report
Rancid oil, unlike other spoiled foods, isn’t too unhealthy. It’s just what happens when oil oxidizes. Trust me, I’ve had gallons of rancid oil.
Maybe it makes your tummy a bit more upset.
Won’t kill ya.Report
Vermouth and lemons. (Yes, I know you seem to be steering clear of perishables. But if you’re going to the store every few days, grabbing a few lemons won’t break your bank.)
Unlike with cocktails, you don’t need to shell out more money for particularly good vermouth. Martini & Rossi dry vermouth (which I would never drink) will no nicely for cooking. Added to soups, roast poultry, sauces, etc, it adds wonderful depth and flavor. Keep it in the fridge, and it will last at least a month.
And the same goes for lemons. A little bit of fresh lemon juice adds a wonderful bit of flavor to countless dishes, heightening the complexity of the taste. And lemon zest is a welcome addition to many baked goods.Report
I just discovered quinoa and was proud of myself for finally eating something healthy.
But now I read that the current craze for it is making it too expensive where it’s grown, where people need to eat it to live.
So no more quinoa for me, I guess….Report
Hey!!! Shelley!!!
I’d had it in my mind to rummage through the comments to get your email address, and here you are!
We’re doing a Guns In America symposium in early January, and I wanted very much to invite you to contribute a poem, were you so inclined.Report
Also, that’s a bit of discouraging news about the unintended consequences of hipster food.Report
I’d be fascinated to read an article on that. Off the top of one’s head one would assume that if quinoa is becoming so popular and prices are rising that it’d be a problem for people to buy where it normally is eaten (aka where it’s generally grown) then shouldn’t the values of their crops be rocketting up with commesurate buying power and benefit for the quinoa growing natives?
Could ya hook a gentleman up?Report
yes… but that’s mountain food. and transportation costs in the mountains are HIGH.Report
The $12 I spent on a bottle of peanut oil a few months ago was probably the best $12 I’ve ever spent in the kitchen. It gives my East and South Asian dishes a nice earthiness and doesn’t have any distracting fruity flavors like olive oil. It also has a pretty high smoke point and so is relatively easy to cook with.
Speaking of peanut, a jar of unsalted peanuts can be really useful too. I either put them in my kung pao whole, or chop them up and put them in pad thai or whatever bastardizations of asian noodle dishes I feel like putting together.
As far as appliance-y things go, I think having a mortar and pestle is vastly underrated. I don’t have one myself, but every time I cook with my friends’, the spices I crush make the dish so much more flavorful. I’ve heard that bruising plant material this way rather than cutting it releases a more complex profile of aromatics. Makes sense to me.Report
How much peanut oil does $12 buy? And where’d you get it?
You can also use it to make homemade peanut butter.Report
I’m not at home right now, but I think it’s in the neighborhood of 20-24 fl oz. I got it from the Dominick’s in downtown Chicago, which is part of the Kroger/Ralphs family of stores.Report
Mortar & pestle is fantastic.
They come in various sizes; always get a size bigger than you think you need.
Fresh crushed coriander or allspice is far superior to any dust sold in little cans.Report
I can never manage to crush coriander fine enough for my taste. Any tips?
For me, it’s cardamom. Wowsa, is that stuff awe inspiring when freshly ground!Report
I’ve become a big fan of whole spices. Now that it’s xmas time, i’ve been using whole nutmeg and grating it myself. Taste is better and lasts longer vs purchasing pre-ground spices.
Also, I’m a big fan of growing your own herbs in pots–at least the more hardy types: sage, rosemary, mint, etc. Dry them yourself.Report
Thanks for the post.
Not too surprisingly, as I have started experimenting with recipes, I have already acquired many of these items. I did the three Cheap-Ass Gourmet meals, and they turned out well. I ended up roasting the turkey this year, using some of the knowledge picked up from roasting the chicken, and it turned out awesome. Later, I used the turkey carcass to make a stock, and I combined it with a bunch of vegetables that needed to be consumed to make a vegetable soup.
Right now, I am trying to cook a new recipe every weekend to learn new things.Report
Braise/Stirfry/Roast/Broil/”Bake Bread”/”Bake Quick Bread”/”Marinade”
Learn techniques. The more basic the recipe, the easier it is to focus on the technique.
Today’s tip that you didn’t need:
Pasta does not go into cold water (turns to sludge). 😉Report
I cannot begin to tell you how happy it made me to read this.
And kudos for going whole turkey already! It was years before I got up the nerve to try one.Report
This was a rough year for my mom. Her sister had been in and out of the hospital over the past year. That first week of November, my mom was pretty much living at the hospital to be with her. My sister and I decided to give her a break this year, since she would be worried about how to make sure we all had out Thanksgiving dinner on top of everything else she had to deal with. We ended up splitting the cooking between the two of us (though my mom did a few simple dishes). I think everything I made this year I made for the first time.
The food turned out well, and Mom got to take it easy. My uncle and cousins ended up coming over for the meal, and Mom spent most of the afternoon bragging about the fact that we did the cooking. It definitely made her day.Report