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Comments by Mike Schilling

On “About Last Night: Beige Trickle Election Results Edition

Not sure I believe rankings that have Pence all the way up at 4%.

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Jacob DeGrom.

(Lifetime 0.9985 WHIP)

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They'll also continuously hold hearings that make the Benghazi ones look almost serious.

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Democrat Katie Hobbs is leading Republican Kari Lake in Arizona governor’s race with a little more than half of precincts reporting, and though much could change as ballots are counted, the GOP nominee is already casting doubt about the election results.

She didn't even wait until she'd lost; her motto is "Lie early and often."

On “Trump Declares War on DeSantis

DeSantis is a lesser evil, but you need a micrometer to measure it.

On “Saturday Night Live’s Spoof Ad: “Thanks, Covid”

That was SNL? It was actually funny.

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If we could just prove the lab leak theory, we'd know whose fault it is, and that would mean that the masks and vaccines are useless.

On “Ten Second News Links and Open Thread for the week of 10/31/22

The story might not have gotten much play in Switzerland.

On “Throughput: The COVID Lab Leak Theory Resurfaces

The fact that the flawed report was engineered by and leapt upon by Republicans is irrelevant.

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It's a plot from Dr. Strangelove. The elite of rich and powerful men would go into a bunker to escape the epidemic not to emerge until the pandemic has burned itself out. They'll need to repopulate the world, so

since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

On “SCOTUS and Moore v Harper: To Be Democratic Or To Seem Democratic

Note that the U.S. Supreme Court does NOT get to decide this; the state supreme court is the final authority on questions regarding that state’s law.

Bush vs. Gore was an exception, because of the overriding legal principle that the wrong guy might have won.

On “A Scottish Vision of America

Ah, is that why the original presidential election system worked so badly, that its creators assumed the US as a while was too large for there to be two national parties?

On “Boris Johnson Drops Comeback Bid, Rishi Sunak Poised For UK PM

Here it's "People elect our party because we lack people qualified enough to do the job or even interested in doing it."

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Sunak is 42, Truss is 47, and even Johnson is only 58. Where does the UK find all these young politicians?

On “The Maniacs

Major League Baseball didn't exist as an entity the way it does today. There were separate National and American Leagues, that couldn't even agree on a permanent World Series until 1905, and that didn't have any common organization until 1920, when they were both desperate for someone to address the gambling issue.

BTW, not just Chicago and New York; there were also two teams in Boston, Philadelphia, and St. Louis.

On “The End of the Future Tense

So sorry, Will. It's a hard thing.

On “Presidential Monday Trivia

For each of them there's something called the (insert name here) Doctrine.

On “Thursday Throughput: COVID Over Edition

IIRC Trump was accused of irresponsibly trying to accelerate the process more than was safe.

More that it was suspected he might. When no vaccine came out before the election, that suspicion expired.

On “Ron DeSantis and the Hollow Victory of Outrage

As if things weren't bad enough, now black women are playing flutes!

On “Class, Behavior, and Just Dessert

“Don’t act like a member of the class in poverty… act like a member of the *MIDDLE CLASS*!!!

This reminded me of the discussion of Black English (AKA Ebonics). Even though linguistically, it's simply a slightly different dialect of English, it conjures bad associations for many people, including lots of potential employers, so speaking it has genuine disadvantages. But the answer to this is not trying to teach "Don’t talk like all the people you know… talk like *WHITE PEOPLE*!!!",

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And a food desert is quite different from a food dessert.

On “POETS Day: Sir Walter Ralegh

I'm so tired
I'm feeling so upset
Although I'm so tired
I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
He was such a stupid git

On “God Save The King: Queen Elizabeth II Dead at 96

That's the point; he needs a position that lets him pardon himself.

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