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On “Open Mic for the week of 3/10/25”
My theory is that they wanted to do this last year but didn't have organizational cover.
Now they have it.
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Yeah. But they can’t talk about the list. They can’t talk about why they can’t talk about the list. They can’t talk about why they can’t talk about why they can’t talk about the list.
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Going to war with their students is possibly the stupidest thing Columbia could possibly do.
There are a bunch of students on campus including students who are thin-skinned enough to think that Columbia is at war with them by taking the side of the building occupiers.
"The kids who just want to be 3 minutes tardy to class and then go back to the dorm to have AI write their assignments." Those kids.
Oh, is that the case? Man, I sure hope that a precedent wasn't set earlier! It might result in absolutely *ZERO* sympathy!
"Guys, why are you insisting on using the same rules we insisted on when we won the argument last time?"
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Seems like they *CAN* negotiate with Trump and quite effectively. "Yeah, sure. We wanted to do that last year, actually. And you'll turn the spigot back on? Sweet!"
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Didja see how Columbia has announced disciplinary measures for the occupation of Hamilton Hall last year, ranging from multi-year suspensions, temporary degree revocations, and expulsions?
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I was talking about Kash's tweet, Dave. And then talking about how everybody responded to it with "WHERE IN THE HELL IS THE LIST".
If you wanted to talk about how Kash's accomplishments ain't all that and are overshadowed by his failures, might I suggest you read my comment again? Maybe?
On “Cut and Dried from the Training Camps”
Background info: This comic is from March of 1915.
You may know Joseph Jackson as "Shoeless" Joe.
Mr. McInnis is probably "Stuffy" McInnis.
Eddie Collins was a successful 2nd Baseman.
John J. Evers is the Evers in "Tinker to Evers to Chance".
Lawrence Doyle was about to enjoy a season in which he would win the Batting Crown.
Henry Zimmerman, affectionately called "Heinie", won the Triple Crown in 1912 and never played baseball again after 1919 where he was accused of fixing games.
On “Open Mic for the week of 3/10/25”
Oh yeah? Well, here's Matty!
Sixteen thoughts on an averted shutdown. The subhed? "A bitter pill that Schumer is correct to swallow"
Point the twelveth:
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He has tweeted in his own defense:
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They're being led by Schumer, though. The Republicans have been playing clips of Schumer talking about the shutdown threat all throughout Biden's term.
Additionally, one of the main things that Elon is doing is pointing out that Government is a scam and we don't need 80% of it. A shutdown actively *HELPS* him.
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That's kind of the downside of fighting DOGE with weeks of "GOVERNMENT SERVICES ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD AND EACH DOLLAR SAVES A MILLION LIVES".
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The whole Epstein thing continues. Kash Patel had a couple of celebratory tweets talking about how the FBI is arresting members of the Tren de Aragua social club and a Director at Customs and Border Protection being arrested for FEMA fraud and the lion's share of the responses were not "good one, nice collar!" but "WHERE IN THE HELL IS THE LIST".
Pam Bondi had a couple of tweets about swearing in a new Assistant Attorney General and praising the K-9 working dogs of law enforcement. The lion's share of the responses were not "good one, nice collar!" but "WHERE IN THE HELL IS THE LIST".
They can't talk about the list. They can't talk about why they can't talk about the list. They can't talk about why they can't talk about why they can't talk about the list.
On “Posing, Posturing, & Positioning: 2028 Democratic Presidential Candidates”
Oh yeah! That's the one where she had Beyonce speak!!!
I remember that.
Hey, the mistake there was not "doing it", it was asking Beyonce to speak.
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When was the last 50 state presidential campaign?
Trump campaigned in New York, New Jersey, and California.
For what that's worth.
I agree 100% that the House is too small.
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Imagine a candidate asking "Why aren't I 50 points ahead?"
But, like, really asking this. Like, they're actually interested in an answer.
On “So Let’s Put Together a Democratic Party Ad Campaign”
There's a bunch of House Dems all tweeting out the following (word-for-word):
This is followed by an opportunity to freestyle. "Let's get it done." "I am ready to vote today!" "Period."
It could be worse, I suppose.
On “Posing, Posturing, & Positioning: 2028 Democratic Presidential Candidates”
What does the future of the Democratic Party look like?
Is it skilled members of the Professional Managerial Class who demonstrate the best ability to act like a Project Manager able to herd the cats of all of the bureaucrats?
Is it a firebrand capable of whipping up the masses?
Is it Kamala Harris? I understand that she made zero mistakes in her last campaign for president (outside of the "nobody's perfect" level nitpicks that are inevitable) and the only problem was that she didn't have enough runway and Trump has demonstrated that you can win an election after losing one.
In 2012, Romney was a pretty good candidate and might have been a perfect candidate if you could drop him in the middle of 1996.
But all of the names listed above strike me as having a similar problem. Newsom would have been perfect in 2016! Pritzker? Perfect in 2016! Buttigieg doesn't strike me as presidential quite yet... He might make a perfect VP, though. (Of course, maybe he's paper-thin and would just be a gay Dan Quayle... at least he'd have the press on his side.)
The big problem the dems have is that they're trying to go through their bench and find the guy best suited to win in 2016 and not the best guy for 2028.
But Pritzker, out of all of those, strikes me as the most capable of taking on Vance.
On “Open Mic for the week of 3/10/25”
Does "obey laws" cover civil statutes?
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That chick should be fired *SO* fast.
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Eh, my definitions of "good" and "evil" are less common than I'd like (though there is a lot of overlap on pragmatic issues when it comes to my local community).
I'm not sure that discussions of morality will get you to the destination you want to go... not with the Omnicause the way it is.
On “The New Suit”
"In my defense, in 68 years there's going to be a movie about pants like this."
On “Open Mic for the week of 3/10/25”
Sure. I don't see any reason for the Democrats to change anything.
I mean... are you gonna vote for Vance? You a big Vance fan? You gonna turn your back on BIPOC, AAPI, and LatinX solidarity in order to vote for Tax Cuts?
Here's a page where you can donate to Columbia University.
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According to the Jewish Virtual Library, Harris got 66% of the Jewish vote.
Biden got 68% in 2020.
Clinton got 71% in 2016.
Obama got 69% in 2012 and 78% in 2008.
Kerry got 76% in 2004.
Gore got 79% in 2000.
You have to go back to Dukakis in 1988 to get a number lower than Harris got: 64%.
On “Of Amtrak, AI, and Arguing About Trains on the Interwebs”
I honestly don't know.
I just know the timeline that starts with Jerry Brown and ends up somewhere around where the engineers explained that it still can't do it on schedule.
This guy explains that the 2008 plan that got approved was pretty much unattainable pie-in-the-sky stuff:
The conclusion talks about how plain bagels are better than no bagels after enough failed promises of everything bagels.
I don't know what would have been possible if California did it smarter instead of how they did it. But it seems like doing it dumber might have worked too.
On “Movie of American Gent Worrying over European War”
Layout was, apparently, used the same way that we use "stash" today.