The Mary Sue Problem And Giving The People What They Want
The concept of a Mary Sue is not one that I take particular issue with. As a writer myself, and this includes fiction, a Mary Sue only becomes a problem with bad writing. The biggest cardinal sin of writing is doing it badly. Plot holes, conveniences, etc. But bad writing is only truly bad if it doesn’t fit the context of the world it inhabits. A character who crushes it always only becomes boring if there is no challenge in that success. As a lover of action movies and action anime and superhero movies, a Mary Sue is not an overpowered or OP character. Superman and Batman, both OP in their own right, fit the context of the world they exist in. A Mary Sue is a character who succeeds without any significant struggle. The issue becomes one of established franchises.
The one example most people mention is Rey. I was one of those The Force Awakens defenders because we just didn’t know her background from only that movie. It was the first in a planned trilogy. I didn’t expect Rian Johnson to crap the bed so hard, nor for Kathleen Kennedy to greenlight a new Star Wars trilogy without demanding on a trilogy plan before filming the first movie in it. (Or for them to completely say no to George Lucas’ ideas for a sequel trilogy. That one broke Jeremy Jahns.) Bad decisions abound, but I’m glad Favreau and Filoni have brought the fans back somewhat. Give fans what they want but do it well. Fan service is only bad if it’s not done right.
Back to Rey; my theory after seeing TFA was that she was the sole survivor of the Jedi temple massacre Kylo and the Knights of Ren clearly committed (via a flashback) at some point in the past. Kylo being particularly intrigued when he found out a girl had given his Stormtroopers trouble made me think he knew who she was. In short, she had training, but Luke wiped her memories and hid her where it was unlikely anyone would come looking for her. And that was probably Abrams’ idea, but he absolutely sucks at follow through. Leaving the sequel without a script and letting Rian Johnson do his own thing was the worst decision in the franchise since Mace Windu went down like a chump. (He apparently is returning for the Obi-Wan Kenobi show.) JJ can build a great world, but he can’t finish it in a satisfying way.
But Rey in TFA isn’t explicitly a Mary Sue. She became one later when it turns out she did all that TFA stuff with zero prior Jedi or Force training. Which is insane. Also, she never really lost a fight in the entire trilogy. And that says nothing about wasting both Finn and Poe, Finn especially egregiously likely to keep China happy (the Chinese government is incredibly racist, especially towards black people.)
I bring all this up to get to the core problem. The Mary Sue Problem is largely due to the Galbrush Paradox. In short, a female protagonist is not allowed to suffer but a male protagonist, especially a white dude with brown hair in his late thirties, can have all manner of horribleness done to him. But it goes further than that. A male protagonist is also allowed to show weakness in a way a female one is not. As an analogy, author Jack Fisher elucidated that Guybrush Threepwood, the protagonist of the classic point-and-click adventure video game series Monkey Island, is a weakling and terrible at being a protagonist, something consistently pointed out by basically everyone in the games. The woman he is on task to save in the first game ends up saving herself once he catches up with her. The joke is that she’s an anti-damsel in distress and he’s an ineffective protagonist. The key to this is the absolute crapstorm that would result if you swapped their genders. A female protagonist goes to save a prince, and the prince saves himself by the time she finds him, making her an ineffective and weak heroine. Imagine it.
Certain people just don’t let those stories happen without a five-alarm fire of Internet hate discourse. So, Hollywood knows there’s a demand for strong female protagonists, but they just know those heroines can’t suffer and must succeed, usually without much challenge. This is what made Captain Marvel such a boring movie. She is never meaningfully challenged throughout the movie for long and defeats all foes rather easily. Brie Larson played the character with a wooden arrogance that just didn’t sit well with me. Respect is earned and Carol Danvers had yet to earn that. She earns it in Endgame but is also yeeted out of the fight by one Power Stone-powered punch from Thanos, so there is that.
And this brings us to another subject: Critics and the stories they like. If you could even believe it, only one MCU movie has any Oscars at all, even the technical ones. And that movie? Black Panther. It won a technical award over Infinity War, nominated in the same year. Absolute insanity. The Academy has a bias against good special effects in popcorn flicks. Like idiots.
Critics tend to love one-off stories more than continual narratives, as far as movies are concerned. Self-contained narratives. Why? Because one-off stories allow the protagonist to lose and stay in that state. Critics love their poignant failures, even if the failure is unearned, as it were. The original ending of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story has the Average Joes lose. The director said he preferred that ending as a true underdog story is one where the underdog inevitably fails, like the Jamaican Bobsled Team or Eddie the Eagle (oddly, the same Olympic games.) But that ending sucks and just goes to the end credits. The new ending is funnier and gave us fat suit Ben Stiller lip-syncing to that milkshake song with big floppy man boobs. Horrendously funny.
One-off stories where the protagonist doesn’t really win or even loses are adored by critics and largely hated by general audiences and promptly forgotten by both. No staying power. Critics ain’t rewatching a three-hour movie that ends in failure again. A movie with zero rewatchability is a bad movie. This shouldn’t surprise anyone. If the movie isn’t poignant in the end or satisfying in the failure, it’s just a cheap gut punch. Humanity likes seeing humans succeed against all odds. You pull that carpet out from under your audience, they will hate you for it.
The best comedies or action flicks, in my mind, will beat a tragic drama any day, even though I do love that genre as well. My top ten favorite films of all time, in order, are: Dirty Harry, Animal House, The Princess Bride, Napoleon Dynamite, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The Dark Knight (and maybe The Dark Knight Rises if I’m being overly positive,) Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Kill Bill: Volume 1, the Back to the Future trilogy (I can’t pick just one,) and, finally, John Wick (and the first sequel if I’m being generous.) Not a single drama in the lot. Nor a single failure storyline. The protagonists all succeed in whatever task was set before them (if we exclude The Bride not finishing her quest as the sequel is my least favorite Tarantino movie.)
Give the people what they want. And what they want is for the villains to lose and the heroes to succeed against them. And that limitation isn’t really bad. There are so many stories; just give them a happy ending. People desire victory for the main character, whom the audience is meant to empathize with and see themselves as him or her. You have that character lose; the audience feels that they themselves lost. And who wants that? I don’t want to be preached at for current political discourse talking point #5. And few other people do. Except the critics. And you know my feelings about them.
To bring it back to the Mary Sue Problem. We know and expect the protagonist to win in the end for most mega franchises. If they lose, they don’t stay down long. That essentially makes all entertainment of this stripe nihilistic, as nothing really changes. This isn’t inherently bad. It’s escapism. Rick and Morty and One-Punch Man are both a parody of this idea. It doesn’t mean you can’t fill your world with excellent characters, world building, set pieces, and insanely sharp and biting dialogue. But this is also why media with overt modern political themes with total and complete lack of subtlety are hated so much by general audiences and adored by the usual suspects. No one likes being lectured to unless you already agree with the underlying message. Christian targeted movies are in the same box. They make a great ROI, but most are lazy pander jobs with little more to say that the audience wasn’t already aware of.
But this brings us somewhere else. Toxic fandom is a misnomer. From GamerGate to The Last Jedi discourse, the fans are rarely the problem. A franchise is not owed money from prior fans. You must keep them happy if you expect them to keep showing up. You piss off enough of the established fanbase, you kill your brand. It can reanimate with the right touches, but Disney learned the hard way when Solo bombed after The Last Jedi delivered well below fan expectations.
Subverting expectations is not inherently a bad thing, but just don’t do it to a franchise like Star Wars. Do it to a slasher franchise like Halloween or an action horror franchise like Alien because even the committed fans will agree most of the movies in these franchises suck. You have more to play with since fan goodwill isn’t as high. Experimentation with the core ideas is encouraged. But not with franchises with decades of goodwill like Star Wars. It is very easy to have all that goodwill squandered with one to three disappointing films (TLJ, Solo, and TRoS all disappointed.) It took a shot in the dark series like The Mandalorian to even begin to recoup some of that lost goodwill. And the fans are not all back yet. The Book of Boba Fett squandered some goodwill on many fans’ favorite character. Idiots. They repeated the Solo problem. Whether the movie was good or not doesn’t mean it was a good Han Solo movie, which it definitely wasn’t. TBoBF was not a good Boba Fett show. It was The Mandalorian season 2.5, as the best episode of it has no Boba Fett. In a show named after him!
The Mary Sue Problem is not that a character is powerful, but that strength and success are unearned in the eyes of the audience. Who wants to root for a character who wins without even having to try? What’s the bloody point of watching that?
No it isn’t, it made perfect sense, or at least as much sense as The Force ever makes. Hey, remember when Luke Skywalker managed to fly an X-Wing excellently the first time he got in one, and indeed managed to make a shot that was considered impossible, even with computer assistance, by the rebellion pilot sitting next to Luke? How much Force Training did Luke have at that point? For that matter, how much force training did Anakin have when he was Pod Racing? Sure he wasn’t great at it, but he was a little kid flying a remaindered pod, and Qui-Gon was shocked a human could pod race at all – he specifically says that human reflexes are too slow for Pod Racing.
There is no textual support for the idea that Force Powers requires extensive training to use – when training Luke, Yoda suggests that the most important thing is mindset, Luke can’t lift his X-Wing out of the swamp because he doesn’t believe he can, not because he hasn’t trained enough. This is speculation, but I think “Jedi Training” is more about inculcating values and mindset that learning specific techniques, in the same way that the Spartan Agoge was more about brainwashing young Spartiates than teaching them any particular skills.
For a brief shining moment after The Last Jedi I thought Disney was going to do something interesting with the Star Wars franchise, that they were going to tear it down and rebuild it in a new direction, something that drew from the past but led to a new future, a progression for the series. But no, there was no plan and they let that insipid hack Abrams come back a make a move all Star Wars fans could come together on and agree was bad.Report
fans – and the people who service their $$$$ through pandering – are bad for fiction. and culture. and the arts. and traffic flows. and whatever else you got.
fans are a parasite in search of a human host. they are the monsters produced by the sleep of reason.
otoh, the second film was mostly pretty good (casino sequence aside), and also laura dern(!), but the insane pull of hereditary monarchy is too strong to resist, i guess?
fwiw, my kid loooooved the third movie until the montage at the end. even a tween is gonna throw a flag on that level of laziness.Report
…but the insane pull of hereditary monarchy is too strong to resist, i guess?
It’s nominally science fiction, isn’t it? SF has had a thing at least for constitutional monarchies since forever, usually with the plucky monarch saving the day.Report
fandom is monarchist propaganda at its heart, so this scans.
fandom delenda est!Report
Agreed, fans are far too demanding of artists. It’s a rock and a hard place. Either you make art and ignore the fans and risk serious financial hardship, or you do fan service and risk being thought as a hack or a sellout (but the pay is more regular).Report
This is what I was going to say. So let me just ME2!Report
By the start of the second movie, Rey had canonically trained with Luke (Despite his apparent reluctance) for some time. By the start of the third movie, she had canonically trained with Leia for…months(?).
Oh, she also started off as a scavenger who knew how to use her staff, and had all sorts of street-smart training, constantly fighting to survive.
Luke literally is like ‘Obi-wan had some little drones that shot blaster bolts at me and Yoda showed me how to lift a X-Wing, and my training was finished really quickly…wait, Yoda actually said it wasn’t finished, but we’ll never get back to that’. Because of extremely weird editing or poor writing or something, Luke’s training with Yoda seems to take like two days.
And he started off as…like someone middle class with no combat knowledge at all? Yes, it’s a farm, but it’s a farm that seems well off enough to casually have a bunch of droids, and Luke’s major complaint is not getting to hang out at Tosche station or whatever.
Rey is twice as trained and more experienced than Luke at literally any comparative point in the trilogies.
The only point she is untrained is the first movie…where she basically doesn’t use any force powers on purpose (minus the weird mind trick.) until the very end…
…using Luke’s lightsaber, which she’s already had a vision with and now has lept into her hand and clearly has some weird mystical to her and is somehow her destiny….or Luke is her destiny, or something. That’s it, that’s the ‘Mary Sue’ everyone is talking about, an actual outright explicitly mystical victory because the Force/Luke’s lightsaber is actively doing stuff. (Again, by someone who knows how to use a staff as a weapon.)
Unlike Luke’s shot and victory, which really doesn’t have any such justification besides ‘womp rats’.
“How dare a woman be involved in some mystical thing!”Report
And he started off as…like someone middle class with no combat knowledge at all? Yes, it’s a farm, but it’s a farm that seems well off enough to casually have a bunch of droids, and Luke’s major complaint is not getting to hang out at Tosche station or whatever.
Yes, middle-class farmers with droids but also with Jawas in huge track-driven vehicles that are impossible to hide running about, casually confiscating droids. How does that work? Do the farmers pay Jabba protection money? Is there some allotment scheme, and if you have more than your allocation of droids the Jawas can take some? Do droids fall out of the sky regularly, so that is what the Jawas normally live off of? Rey’s life style, on a different planet, suggests that yeah, technology falls out of the sky regularly.
For the last 30+ years my go-to-sleep trick has been to work on a science-fiction screenplay, all in my head. These days, the usual place where I fall asleep is when I’m working my way through the parts, trying to make sure that the whole thing is mostly logically consistent.Report
Honestly Russell, I drifted off when you started writing about the most recent Star Wars movies….Sorry, but they were SO crappy, I just spent 5 minutes reminding myself on how much $ I wasted. Wasn’t it the first movie that was, essentially, the same movie as Star Wars? Lord. There are few movies skip over when immediately watching TV, all these three are on the list.Report
Yup. I thought the prequels were awful but then the sequel trilogy said “hold my beer.”Report
“One-off stories where the protagonist doesn’t really win or even loses are adored by critics and largely hated by general audiences and promptly forgotten by both.”
Casablanca
Rocky
The Bad News Bears
Those are three off the top of my head.Report
I’ve never seen The Bad News Bears, but the other two popped into my head while reading this article. But in fairness, both those lead characters attained moral victories. Rocky proved himself and lasted the fight, and got the woman he loved. Sam killed the villain and got his soul back. It’s true that modern movies wouldn’t have the guts to end like those, but you can’t call Rocky and Sam losers. That’d be like calling Schindler a loser for not saving more people (which fits how he saw himself at the end of the film).Report
You’ve never seen the Bad News Bears?!?!?
Rocky lost the big fight. Sam lost the love of his life. The Bears lost the their hated tormentors (sorry for the spoiler). Obviously, something else had to be gained in the process. But the fact remains that they are examples of not having the “Hollywood Ending” that Russell so covets.
And while the losers have to gain something in order for the movie to work, in the films where the protagonist wins, they often lose something in the process. Some price must paid or the movie probably sucks.Report
By Sam do you mean Rick?Report
Obviously.
Must have had Sam Spade in my head because it would be hard to confuse Bogey with the piano player. …Report
And two of those had sequels where they won. And Casablanca is beloved by anyone who was old enough to see it in theaters and largely forgotten by modern audiences. It is the TCM Problem. A movie pumped as amazing but doesn’t really stand the test of time of relevancy.Report
What? Casablanca hasn’t stood the test of time?Report
Man, you’ve said some wild things on here, but “Casablanca… doesn’t really stand the test of time” is easily the wildest.Report
It is a movie everyone says is amazing, like “Citizen Kane,” when not a lot of people actually talk about it anymore.Report
They’ve been around long enough, and been discussed long enough, that there isn’t much to say now. Sort of like Milton. Or Shakespeare.Report
Plenty more to say. That’s a convenient dodge.Report
Prove it. Say it.
What would someone who isn’t a movie junkie or critic have to say about Citizen Kane or Casablanca other than they are two of the best movies ever made, and leave it at that? Experts have picked over both movies for decades. Neither you nor I would have anything useful to add now. And what would be the logical occasion to say more if we had more to say?Report
I’m pretty sure Sly Stallone and the creators of the Bad News Bears NEVER envisioned their respective scripts as a first part of a trilogy. Subsequent money grabs do not change the fact that they were originally stand alone stories.
And I’m just going to ignore what you said about Casablanca …Report
Humphrey Bogart was a unique talent, but I always preferred “The Maltese Falcon” to his romance stories.Report
I like him best as the antagonist in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, which is another movie where everyone loses in the end – except maybe the old man. Great flick.Report
I do love villain turns for leading men. Leo’s best role was in “Django Unchained.”Report
I don’t think Rick “lost” in Casablanca. I think he found himself. Yes, he has to give up Ilsa, watch the great love of his life leave. But he finds a mission, a purpose for himself, and he realizes that there’s a whole world he has to help save and redeem. And part of that is letting go of Ilsa, painful as it is, and in making that sacrifice he becomes, against all odds and despite his dirty hands and an ambiguous appearance to the world, an agent of good. (Thus the final line.)Report
I think “victory” and “loss” are not the best yardstick for evaluating many stories.
Russell lists Dirty Harry as his favorite movie. I agree that it’s a great movie, but I’m not sure I would describe the end as a victory. Harry kills the Zodiac expy, which is nice because that guy really sucked, but afterwards he throws his badge in the lake, walks away, and has clearly given up.
Now they change that ending implicitly in the sequel, but taking the first movie alone, he can’t win and probably never could have won.Report
The farmers have won. Not us.Report
Harry’s arc was always going down. He started bitter and mostly dead inside and ends up the same way but out of the system. DH took Bullitt but stripped away any love from Harry. Which is is pretty f’n depressing. It’s not a victory at the end since the “hero” is broken.
All this is why i will re-watch Bullitt but haven’t looked at DH in many years great movie though it may be. Giggling insanely over the top villian with two scoops of nihilism is not fun to watch.Report
Yeah whereas for me I think Bullit is a great flick, but Dirty Harry‘s downbeat storyline is in tension with the reactionary fantasy in a way that fascinates me every time.
Also Clint Eastwood is fucking amazing in that final scene.Report
It was a response to the urban rot of the ‘60s that those on the right blamed on the pro-criminal SCOTUS cases that preceded the rot. That DA office scene makes that clear.Report
That’s a good way to look at it.Report
And he does get to walk off with his new friend…the serial rapist. I love Casablanca, and Claude Rains’ incredible charm makes that character almost work for me, but Renault really is a horrid little man.Report
the godfather?
pretty much any tragedy, really. though do they make tragedies anymore?Report
Romeo and Juliet, MacBeth, the whole lot of them- indefensible and unwatchable!Report
…and Goodfellas and French Connection and Gone With The Wind and Lawrence of Arabia and Chinatown and Network and One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest and The Maltese Falcon and Raging Bull and Annie Hall and Midnight Cowboy and West Side Story and King Kong (from my perspective the ape was the protagonist) and Taxi Driver and A Street Car Named Desire and Amadeus and The Manchurian Candidate and I’m tired of typing…Report
the Ape was the protagonist
A new and unexpectedly controversial take has entered the chat.Report
Controversial, sure, but still totally rightReport
Who else would be?Report
I think they keyword in Dhex’s post was anymore.Report
Well they remade West Side Story.
And how did things turn out in the end for the protagonist in “Joker”?
That checks the boxes of “comic book movie” and “actual film”. I guess could be argued that it is not a stand alone, even though they won’t be making another w/ Joaquin Phoenix.Report
Yes but they are only seen by a largely aging audience with a small chaser of bougie SLAC grads in their 20s-40s. Exception might be Parasite.Report
I would like to note that there are significant TV shows that function as tragedies.
Bojack Horseman
Game of Thrones (Stark Tragedy, Lannister Tragedy, Tagaryen Tragedy)
Breaking Bad
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good point! maybe people like watching the slow burn of a multi-season car crash more than a languid 2hr tire fire?Report
Bojack gives you a half-dozen characters to invest in, and even if you aren’t always heavily invested in Bojack himself, you’re still caring about someone. Sometimes Todd, sometimes Diane, sometimes Princess Carolyn (a real fan favorite).
Game of Thrones always has someone who’s a winner. And it’s written in such a soapy way that you can cheer the winner while crying tears for the loser — at the same time. Truly, GRRM is a good soap writer, always has been.
Breaking Bad? Well, it’s got babies. Women love babies (and I boycott shows that have them getting excessive screentime. Too manipulative for my taste.)Report
I’ll throw in “Cyrano” and, by definition at least, “Macbeth.” Granted, modern versions of older stories.Report
The Big Lebowski.
Which is not a particular favorite of mine, but I’ve gotten my head bitten off for saying that often enough to think it has a lot of fans.
Also,The Maltese Falcon. Sam Spade solves the murder, but he’s not any better off.Report
Noir detectives never end up better off.Report
Favorite noir: “Out of the Past.” Great, great movie, but the thing that really stands out for me is…not even a spoiler…the kid lies at the end. God, I love that. Watch it and see.Report
Coen Brother protagonists all wish they were in a Marvel movie.Report
Parasite and Manchester by the Sea, two of the best films I’ve seen in a theater in the past few years.Report
I think around the time of Captain Marvel, Slate had an article about being tired of all the designated cat fights in Marvel movies. As somebody pointed out in the comments section, most ordinary viewers do not want to see a man beat up a woman even if they are two super heroes and the woman wins. Seeing a man hit a woman sets off something visceral. This is why you can have a Galbrush type female protagonist. Very few people are going to like it.Report
Make the villain also a woman. Problem solved.Report
Yeah and that’s how you wind up with designated cat fights.Report
So, you can’t win. Might as well make the villain an alien gas cloud.Report
Well you can either do that, or you can accept you can’t win and not play.
A lot more movies are clearly taking that route these days.Report
That doesn’t solve the problem. Like Pillsy said that results in the designated cat fight and most people still don’t want to see an incompetent woman as the protagonist or antagonist. The closest you get to Galbrush is in romantic comedies like Bridget Jones diary because the average woman is supposed to be able to project herself into the heroine’s place.Report
When I saw ~50 movies a year, I wanted new and novel sprinkled in the old and familiar. This weekend I might want a straightforward melodrama. Next weekend, though, I’d probably want something with a twist and a character with depth (defined as “unpleasant with a heart of gold”).
Remember “The Usual Suspects”? I thought that movie was *BRILLIANT*!
Now I realize “oh, I spent two hours being lied to and then spent some time being impressed that that was novel”.
Now that I am old and see maybe two movies a year, I’m okay with good guys winning and bad guys losing and maybe put some explosions in there to brighten up the color palette.Report
Some people write fanfiction.
Other people, we can call them “overachievers”, write fanfiction from the perspective of an entity derived itself from an entirely made up world.
In short: Snow Crash did it better, and before “The Usual Suspects.”
In comparison, the treat of seeing a Victorian morality play, as created and executed as a holodrama, is vastly more amusing, than a criminal making up a fib.Report
I saw 120 movies in theaters in 2019, 69 (nice) last year. I always crave something new. “Everything Everywhere All at Once” blew my mind.Report
Yeah, I honestly think that that has a lot to do with it. When you see a lot of movies, you see exactly how many of them use Blake Snyder’s “Save the Cat!” template.
AND OH MY GOSH THAT TEMPLATE WAS WEARING THIN BEFORE THAT BOOK WAS EVEN WRITTEN.
But if a movie is a treat? A once every six months kinda thing? Well, you could do worse than a formulaic movie that rewards you for finally leaving the house.Report
You don’t pay attention to that. Because I definitely don’t.Report
Well, if you want to continue to not pay attention to that, don’t read the book.
It’s Hero With 1000 Faces for Dummies.Report
Most stories follow a three act structure. This has been true for centuries.Report
The Usual Suspects is a tough one for me, because I can’t watch Kevin Spacey any more. But as a film I think it holds up. There are only two movies that are ever discussed as the “best twists of all time”, and in both cases the reason they worked wasn’t so much the mystery as the acting, writing, and direction. You don’t get to the end of a movie caring about it unless it’s good. I guess you could say that The Usual Suspects had you on the edge of your seat until the ending because you were waiting for an answer, but it was mostly because you were engaged in the film, and The Sixth Sense wasn’t didn’t treat itself as a surprise-ending movie, so that was all audience engagement that kept you going.Report
Well, the feeling of “holy cow, I never saw that coming!” was because, for two hours, you were being misdirected. It felt fresh! New!
But it was just being lied to. Say what you will about Sixth Sense, they at least weren’t out-and-out *LYING*.Report
What I’m thinking about is that Kevin Costner Robin Hood movie. There was something that happened at the end that made slogging through the movie almost worthwhile, and by “almost” I mean not at all because it was a horrible movie but at least there was something. It could have been memorable if the first two hours weren’t life-draining. What The Usual Suspects and The Sixth Sense had going for them is that you were engaged with the movies. That’s my point. In retrospect, I’d remember both as pretty good movies even if their endings were conventional. I love Gabriel Byrne, and as for Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey, they seem like they could both be capable of nightmarish deception. Actually, I think Fight Club is a better comparison for The Usual Suspects even though the twist isn’t at the end. They’re both out of sequence, and rely on narration, and use framing techniques that make them interesting on more than one rewatch.Report
Well, this is like that thread about top songs of any given year, ain’t it? Everybody remembers #73 and #98, nobody listens to numbers one through sixteen anymore.
What holds up from 1991? Silence of the Lambs, maybe. Naked Gun 2 1/2 (sentimental favorite). Addams Family…
What still gets watched. “Oh, I can’t believe you’ve never seen this?” and then the evening’s plans get changed?
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
What About Bob?
And, of course, The Last Boy Scout.
Most movies just don’t hold up.
But they aren’t MEANT to. They’re a Snickers bar. They’re a bag of chips. They’re a Coke.
Nothing wrong with that.Report
That’s a bad year to use as an example. Of the top 5, three are considered classics (T2, Beauty and the Beast, The Silence of the Lambs), and the other two are in that weird category of hit movies no one liked even at the time (those being Hook and the bad Robin Hood movie I was just mocking).Report
But nobody watches T2 anymore. It was a special effects extravaganza until, one day, it wasn’t.
Beauty and the Beast is a Disney kids’ movie. Disney kids’ movies are a category unto themselves.
Silence of the Lambs was good, sure, but it’s not a movie that is watched in the current year. It’s just a good movie that was good and now it’s not pressed into anybody’s hands.
It’s just a higher production value American Ninja IV.Report
Have you watched T2 recently?
The FX hold up extremely well. It doesn’t try to do some stuff you might expect a contemporary movie to do, but pretty much every FX shot looks incredible, and a lot of more recent films seem to think they can do literally anything and everything with CGI and do faceplants.
It also tells a great family-friendly sci fi story about a kid who needs a dad, and finding that dad in a murderbot from the future.
Also it was from the time when family-friendly sci fi stories could be rated R and involve dudes getting stabbed right through the face.Report
Not in the last 4 or 5 years, but I’m comparing the “walk through the bars” thing with, oh, Parasite.
T2 had me say “those are awesome special effects”.
Parasite had me say “wait, those were special effects?!?!?”
(CW: violence in the second half, spoilers in the second half)
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead is one of my FAVORITE movies ever! Had (okay still have) huge crush on Gary Oldman and Tim Roth…Gary a little more. Dreyfus was great too
I can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and I can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and I can do you all three concurrent or consecutive, but I can’t do you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory — they’re all blood, you see.Report
I knew we had Crantzheads among the commentariat!Report
Huh. I love the play as something to read, but didn’t think it was. filmable. I’ll have to check it out. (Jorah Mormont and Bill Haydon too!)Report
One good thing came out of that Robin Hood movie. At my fencing club, when someone complains that they’re having a rotten day and asks what they should do differently, everyone in the vicinity shouts, “Move faster!”Report
I mean…
This is sorta why it’s hard to watch _anything_ he’s done, because in his best roles, he’s playing a character that…uh…well, at some point you start wondering if it’s a character. You’re thinking ‘This character is _really_ good at hiding how evil he is.’
I used to enjoy House of Cards, but didn’t quite keep up with it, which means when all that came out about him, I was a season behind.
I mean, I’m glad they killed him off, and I fully intended to finish it, but I just could not watch that previous season to get caught up…I tried, but no.Report
The one good thing to come out of that Robin Hood movie was “Men in Tights”. That was great parody and even my adult kids rewatch it.Report
I rewatch both prince of thieves and men in tights. The Bryan Adams soundtrack at the end is nice too.Report
I was really excited to watch The Usual Suspects, because I thought it would be really clever, showing us a lot of stuff that we think means think A and then making us realize we’d been misled and it really meant Z. (Sort of what Twelve Angry Men does, but with more pizzaz and less social conscience.). Nope. It showing us a lot of stuff and then says none of it happened.Report
I think we are all letting our memories be colored by more recent reviews. Now it feels like a gimmick or a trick but at the time I think the broader consensus was that it blew everyone’s mind. I know Ebert hated it but it seems to have high critic and audience ratings on rotten tomatoes.
I do however recall watching it with an acquaintance from Germany when I was college who had never heard of it. Everyone was dying waiting for his reaction at the end. I don’t know what we were expecting but Instead of some kind of animated response he very matter of factly said he felt he had been deceived.Report
One of the conversations we had a couple of times at Denny’s was “so what in the story was probably true?”
The police line-up and the emerald heist were agreed upon to have mostly happened that way. The job on the boat happened, but we had no idea whether it was set up the way that they said it was set up. Like, the synthetic heroin? We didn’t know whether that happened or not.
And, from there, we concluded that the contents of the conversations during the scenes were not much else was happening were all 100% made up.
Not that that matters.Report
I think that is much more the spirit in which it was intended and initially recieved. Like you were supposed to go debate what was real and what wasn’t. It’s only after it got the super cynical internet treatment years later and after a number of other over-hyped films with twist endings that it became ‘the whole thing was a lie/the audience was trolled by the film makers.’Report
I am going to dissent a bit, in the sense that I think the salience of this critique is limited to a certain set of big budget blockbuster type movies. You sort of get at this in your reference to Halloween, but I think that example shows the narrowness of this issue.
As far as genre movies go I greatly enjoy horror. I would say one (though far from the only) reason people enjoy horror is that it can both be fun and also subvert expectations. You understand that ambiguous or downright bad endings are on the table, though there are happier endings too. That’s where the real tension comes in. I am of the opinion that super hero movies are so bad or forgettable (to adults) in large part because they by definition lack stakes. Same is true of Star Wars or other big property movies.
I’m also going to say something really upsetting- those movies are made for children. One of the stranger phenomena of modern pop culture is disappointment in movies that are made and marketed to kids. Kids like simpler stories where the good guys win, and it is ok when winning doesn’t require trying too hard. And if an adult wants to find some escape and appreciation in that simplicity too, who am I to judge?
What makes no sense is to go into a film designed to appeal to 10-12 year olds and be disappointed about a lack of adult level coherence and stakes. The little boy or little girl sitting next to you devouring popcorn and sucking down soda does not care about you or your feelings. Comic books are kid stuff. Comic book movies are kid stuff. And that’s ok!Report
Everything from “The Green Knight” to “Hardcore Henry” to “The Maltese Falcon” to “Everything Everywhere All at Once.” The protagonist should succeed, but when he or she does not, the movie is quickly forgotten.Report
Superhero movies are so bad because they are too high stakes. For the studio, that is. I think they learned their lesson after being forced to go with “This is a placeholder idea” in order to resolve Age of Ultron.Report
I think the better superhero movies do have stakes, it’s just that the stakes are not ultimately about whether the hero foils the villain’s dastardly plot. Of course they do. A superhero story is not going to end with the villain blowing up the universe.
But a lot of the time while the hero wins the fight agains the villain, it’s at a cost of something else that is personal. The hero won’t lose the fight to the villain, but will they return home to the bosom of their family or end up outcast and alone? That’s a question that you don’t know the answer to, and one where the film can surprise you.
Lots of superhero movies don’t do this, or don’t do this well, but when it works it provides a story that can interest the adults while simultaneously hooking in the children with the fights and explosions and costumes.Report
…The little boy or little girl sitting next to you devouring popcorn and sucking down soda does not care about you or your feelings. Comic books are kid stuff. Comic book movies are kid stuff. And that’s ok!…
Well, I do care about you and your feelings, but that is the only nod I make to adulthood in a movie theater. Lights go down, and I still get a bit of a shiver. God, I love it so.Report
This post can be summed up as “the original Star Wars were made for me and I now hate that they are being made for people not me.”
As the meme says, change my mind.Report
Except they weren’t. I have not seen them again since I was real little (raised in the ‘90s) outside of TESB 40th anniversary a year or two ago. You act like it was made for me when it wasn’t. I only care about good movies. My favorite movie of all time came out nearly two decades before I was even born, same with my second favorite.Report
Here’s something that I think will change the whole “Giving People What They Want” thing.
Set up an algorithm. Figure out what movies make money. Figure out the keywords that work. *REALLY* work. See what parts of Save the Cat! you need in every flick. See which ones you don’t.
Then put it through the machine. Eventually it’ll even tweak itself.
Finally. A movie made *FOR* *ME*.Report
It’s gonna be internet cats all the way down.Report
That’s all audiences. Some movies made for a niche end up being enjoyed by most.Report
I got to wondering. How much did T2’s computer effects cost? I was hoping to find “the scene where Robert Patrick walks through the bars cost $X” but the closest I found was this:
25 Man years. $1 million and 5 man years per minute.
5 seconds of special effects. A little over 2 man years. A little over $80,000.
How expensive is that now? If it’s practically free and takes seconds, then all you need is a decent script.
(GPT-3 can help with that too.)Report
“Someone” decided to redraw CATS after it got out to theaters, because apparently humans can notice frames that look wrong.
“Don’t worry, I can fix it!!”Report
You can find some long pieces with interviews with many of the people who did the CGI for Terminator 2 at ILM. Almost all done on Silicon Graphics IRIX machines. And they were writing a whole lot of the tools as they went. Lots of the people they hired for the project told some version of the story about coming in on their first day, someone would show them the storyboards, they would say, “Oh, that looks really cool. How are you going to do it?” and the answer was, “We have no idea. That’s why we hired you.”
I had an IRIX box for a while for a project a couple of years after T2 came out. For the time, really impressive frame buffer manipulation hardware and memory bandwidth. But a primitive toy compared to, say, Apple’s new M1 Ultra chips.Report
Moore’s Law, but for liquid metal terminators.
30 years since 1991. That’s halved 15 times? Yeah, a kid could do this in his basement now.Report
5 million dollars times 9.31e to the -10th is about half a cent. (A little less.)Report
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I think you slipped the decimal point a little.Report
Oh, crap. Is it 4-5 cents, then?
You’ll need a budget at that point… still doable, though.
Or, wait, 45 cents?Report
Let’s just say it’s more complicated than that.
Hardware subject to Moore’s Law is probably a small part of that $5M. There’s probably free software that can do all of the production work rather than buying or writing software, so that’s gone to zero.
OTOH salaries have inflated a lot. (Okay, maybe not so much if you’re going to hire a kid.) Someone has to find/build the models, animate them, generate textures…
I watched the movie with my son after he had finished his graphics design degree. His comments were along the lines of “Do you know how much work it is to get all the reflections on the T-1000 right when it walks through a shot?”Report
Sure, but even so, you’ve gone from it taking a major studio to do it to a handful of hobbyists being able to do it with a high-mid to low-high end gaming box and an additional budget of a couple hundred bucks for software.
You could probably have counted the number of people who could have pulled something like that together in 1991. Fewer than 50 people. Maybe fewer than 20.
Now? There are more than 50 people who could pull that off in the dorms at UCCS.Report
You gotta hand it to those ILM folks. Yeah, we’re used to this sort of thing now, but that scene *still* looks cool and scary today. (Part of it is Robert Patrick keeps his face looking like he’s mildly disgusted, like he’s watching a distasteful commercial.)Report
I will not attest to what people remember or forget overall, but Zodiac is a favorite movie of mine, and one I’ve seen on more than one occasion, and the whole thing is about failure and dissatisfaction.
GoodFellas is maybe my single favorite movie, and ends in failure. And that one I’m sure people remember.Report
And the joke is that “Dirty Harry” and “Bullitt” are both based on the cop who chased the Zodiac killer.Report
Yeah, and that comes up in Zodiac, too.Report
“Dirty Harry” was explicitly made to be the anti-“Bullitt.” There’s even a very sly reference to that when Scorpio forces a green VW Beetle off the road, a reference to a major continuity error in the “Bullitt” car chase.Report
or the scene in The Dead Pool.Report
That’s the fifth movie in the franchise.Report