Weekend Plans Post: The Radio Stations that Went Away
When I was a kid and finally allowed to take over some of the programmable radio buttons on the family car, I went with the usual ones. Sunny Radio! They played the upbeat pop hits! Power 95! They played upbeat pop hits and sometimes “hard rock” (in the vicinity of Van Halen’s “Jump”). When I hit, I dunno, 16 or thereabouts, I discovered that there was more to life than what MTV played.
There was what MTV used to play!
And, after that, a bunch of stuff that was classic rock and other stuff that was hard rock and then classic hard rock and, holy cow… what’s this “alternative music” thing?
As it turns out, there was this alternative music that never made it to me or my circle. But somewhere around 1993, I discovered 102.7 “The Max”. It was freakin’ awesome. It played Cracker and Dinosaur Jr and Bjork and, yeah, stuff that any given “Classic Rock” station will play today but, at the time, it felt so much more “authentic” than the stuff that actually made it all the way up the charts. “Hey! My songs only made it to number 30 on the top 40!”
After a wonderful year of songs that felt weird and new, The Max became a country station and then a 1970’s station. (The 1970’s station was pretty good. Played a lot of more obscure Elton John stuff.) Then, right around the time it changed format again, I discovered that Pikes Peak Community College had a radio station too.
And, oh man, that radio station was *AWESOME*.
It was, like, Gen X Radio. It played a whole bunch of stuff from the punk era, the post-punk era, and a handful of new bands that definitely qualified as Not Top 40.
Like, I remember driving home from college in the mid-90’s right before Christmas break and tuning in and the DJ was talking about how they were going away for two weeks but would be back on January 5th or 6th or something and then he played The Doors “The End”. Like, the *CLASSIC ROCK* station wouldn’t play that one. Never in a million years! Well, the college station did.
Well, they played it right before they went away for two weeks.
A few years later, they upped their game enough to have 2 and 4 hour long tapes to play over breaks and one of the 4 hour tapes was probably the best music mix I had ever heard. I loved working and listening to that station.
And the DJs were, like, COMPLETELY amateurs. Like, they were *AWFUL*.
They would mispronounce “Depeche Mode” and “UB40” on the occasions that those bands would get played and I would yell at the radio in the car whenever they talked because they always messed *SOMETHING* up. And then, at the next break, they’d talk about the phone calls they got during the song and apologized.
It’s a Colorado Public Radio station now. It plays songs that the current “alternative” radio station plays but also a handful of the more weird and obscure… but usually it’s stuff that gets played ad nauseum by the “alternative” radio station a month later.
The DJs for the new station are professionals. They never make mistakes.
Sigh.
After a week of cold and snow (including a day of the big ol’ fluffy flakes that they use in Hallmark movies), it looks like we’ll be hitting 50 again on Saturday. Which will be nice. And, of course, the hour thieves show up this weekend as well and will steal our precious hour on Saturday night. Not to be seen again until after Halloween.
So… what’s on your docket?
fricken’ time bandits. At least I have spring break next week to adjust myself to driving to work in the dark, and getting up in the really-really dark (when I work out). Yes, there’s more light in the evening but many days I have evening meetings so I can’t exactly enjoy it…
Since it’s my spring break, and I have no time commitments for tomorrow, I am going to the nice smallish city about a half hour south of me that has a very interesting downtown and visiting some of the shops and PERHAPS (since we seem to be in a valley of lower viral transmission right now) eating a meal in a restaurant – I’m nervously eyeing news out of the UK of cases rising again, and the BA.2 variant being “as contagious as measles” and figuring I may need to plan on locking down again soon. Yes, I’ve had all three vaccines but I’m also fat and have asthma and know too many people who had “breakthrough” infections. This timeline just sucks, don’t recommend it, fire the writers before next season, etc., etc.Report
Light in the evening means evening jogs are on the table again, I guess. I don’t know that I can categorize that as a “good” thing yet.Report
College radio is the absolute best. I was at the U. of IA in the late ’80s, and KRUI had the best music, and some of the best/worst DJs in the biz. I think most have gone the way of yours, going professional, and radio is worse off because of it.
Busy weekend for me. A really good friend of mine died unexpectedly last weekend, so I’ll be hitting the wake tomorrow. Sunday, I’m going to a friend’s house for a Nowrooz (Persian new year) dinner.Report
So terribly sorry for your loss, Slade.Report
Thanks. It was quite a shock. He was only 66 and fit as a fiddle.Report
That sucks. I hate saying goodbye to good friends. Good luck in the days to come.Report
I pretty much never listen to terrestrial radio any more, but my wife raves about the Academy’s radio station, which is still run by cadets. The DJs on XM have more freedom when it comes to what they can say, which allows them to inject quite a bit more personality into their segments, which I really enjoy. One DJ in particular, Madison, seems to invoke love/hate on the bird app with her antics. She sings, tells stories, pokes fun at people–seemingly all the things the best DJs do during their shows–and people either love her for it or demand she be immediately fired for these offenses. My particular favorites are the ones who make sure we all know how they immediately switch the channel the moment they hear her voice, or cancel their XM subscriptions entirely. She’s typically found on Lithium (90’s alt and grunge) or Alt Nation (new alt rock).Report
I haven’t yet been able to tip over into satellite radio quite yet. I very much like tuning into my local radio station and listen to them talking about my local restaurants and events at places that I drive past from time to time.
Satellite Radio, being everywhere, is nowhere. Well, it’s where the music is.Report
Interestingly one of my biggest gripes about Sirius XM is how openly New York-centric it can be at times, at least on the rock stations. Of course Clear Channel murdered anything like personality in the DC-Baltimore market in the late 90s so there really is no local alternative.Report
What does it mean for a rock station to be New York-centric? Isn’t it just music, or do they play announcements about events in New York?Report
It manifests itself in a couple ways. The less annoying is the banter about various goings ons in NY/NJ suburbs of no possible interest to most people listening. The more annoying is the excessive celebration of obscure and (most importantly) not particularly good, often defunct or semi-defunct, acts from the various NY scenes. I pay for the service to hear about new or interesting stuff from all over the place, not some rightly forgotten hardcore band that played 30 shows between North Brunswick and Long Island between 1991 and 1993.Report
That’s almost even worse. If they were talking about how “Mule Train is playing at the Crumblehouse on Saturday night!”, you could daydream about going to the Crumblehouse. Maybe googling it and catching a live stream.
As it is, this just feels like Boomers going to Woodstock.
Except it’s not even Woodstock.
It’s about having seen Mule Train at the Crumblehouse in ’93.
(The Crumblehouse is a light fixture store now.)Report
Yea, and then imagine Mule Train deep cuts going into regular rotation for a month to celebrate the 30 year anniversary of some inconsequential EP.
I’ll cop though that my perception is probably very much a result of the stations I’m inclined towards and the amount of time I used to spend commuting. I still think it’s overall worth having and I get the value I want. The local alternatives are really sad. DC has the standad clear channel offering of whatever popular consensus their execs hope to impose. The more classic rock inclined station in Bmore seems to cycle between Panama by Van Halen, 4 or 5 of Zeppelin’s greatest hits, and whatever the latest post-grunge butt rock is.Report
Yes. That bugs the heck out of me about “Classic Rock”.
You listen to them for a month, you’ll hear every song they’re ever going to play. Maybe the DJ will rediscover ELO or one of Elton John’s less-played albums every couple of months or so, but you never hear anything that will surprise you.
Which sucks.Report
My belief is that FM radio is a completely captured medium. They’ve calculated the average drive time for the average listener and determined programming that (i) fits that slot, (ii) works in all of the sponsors, and (iii) has been shown as least likely to cause the targeted audience to change the station. There is no room in the formula for any spontaneity, personality, or anything else.Report
I made the jump about 12 years ago (got a new car with Sirius/XM capability). I live in a small market and all our stations had consolidated so there’s effectively no local news any more, and as for music – well, you remember that bit from Blues Brothers about “both kinds of music, country AND western”? It’s not QUITE that but there’s very low diversity of music stations.
I grew up in the era (or at least in a place where they had) local stations with local programming and I miss it. Some anonymous – for all I know, picked by AI – music stream out of LA? forget it, I might as well listen to Pandora where I can at least downvote songs I think suck.
I also use the BBC app on my phone a lot, BBC 4 is pretty terrific, does a lot of cultural stuff.Report
What is the usual wrong pronunciation of UB40?Report
I heard both “You-Bee-Four-Oh” in one year by one DJ and then “UB-Fourty” two or three years later (by another DJ).Report
That’s what happens when they drink that red, red wine.Report