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I’ll admit it — I have darned socks. I have my grandmother’s old darning egg, and had a tendency to put a toe through the padded knee-high socks I wore during fencing sometimes.Report
I darn socks all the time. The last time was about three days ago, on a heal that was wearing through. The week before that I was darning a the ball area on a sock that had already had the heel darned. I use an LED light bulb for a darning egg.
Everybody says it makes no sense to darn socks, and that I should just run out an buy more socks. I tell them that when the apocalypse hits, or perhaps during the coming civil war, they’ll be coming to me inside of six months to get their socks darned, because the sock factories will be shut down.
When we send humans to colonize Mars, there’s not way they’re going to send enough socks with them. One of the critical skills of a space colonist will be darning.
I’m wondering if Elon should send a couple of vintage, hand-cranked sock knitting machines.
Youtube video of making a sock.Report
What’s the equivalent of darning for pressure suits adequate to deal with the external environment on Mars?Report
Well, you wear the socks the 99% of the time your not on an EVA.
As an aside, I had an idea for a force-free suit joint that I haven’t had time to prototype.
You stitch up a typical sleeve, with the usual gathers around the elbow (like a wooly worm section), with two pieces of nylon that that keep the worm section from stretching out. That’s pretty much the standard pressure suit elbow or knee joint, as you’d have on a Russian or US suit. But since it’s not a constant volume joint, it wants to straighten out under pressure.
So you build one and measure it’s torque-displacement curve (you can see some of these posted for various designs). The more you bend such a joint, the harder it is to bend.
But for any particular joint, that torque-displacement curve is constant. So all you have to do is counter the torque by a fixed function of joint angle. To do that, you give the joint a natural elbow. For an elbow you use some short rods and a bearing, or just a couple of rods joined with a piece of nylon webbing, or you use solid pipes for the straight sections away from the joint, with the upper and lower sections, looking much like a medieval armor.
Then you attach a tendon cable, which will act just like the tendon connecting your bicep to your forearm. The tendon cable could attach to a spring, somewhat counter-acting the natural tendency of the suit joint to straight under pressure.
But then you have the spring pull on a cord that goes around a pulley, while a second sheave of the pulley is cut as a cam that’s based on the natural torque-angle curve of the suit joint. That should allow you to completely cancel the joint’s natural stiffness.
But instead of a spring, you could use an air piston, with one end open to vacuum and the other end connected to the suit pressure, so that the force applied to the pulley/cam system by the piston is directly proportional to the pressure differential of the suit. As an interesting aside, what this mechanism ends up doing is making a constant-volume suit joint, with the motion of the air-piston exactly compensating for the change in internal volume caused by flexing the joint. Thus no work is performed in bending the joint.
At some point maybe I’ll try to build a little prototype. When I was last looking at doing it, I had a piece of nylon tent cloth sewn into a tube, and was trying to find a good sealing compound. There are quite a few polyurethane coatings used for inflatable rafts that might work well.
If you got really fancy with the cams and cables, I think you could make a 3-D joint on the same principles, for a neck, a torso, or possibly a hip.Report
I had a vinyl air mattress that had some small leaks in it, due to a small black kitty, so I just cut it up to form a leg. Air beds are made as tubes, internally, and it’s trivial to cut them into what I need. I’m not sure that I can properly make a caterpillar joint in vinyl as opposed to nylon, but it’s something to play with.Report