When I want subjective scoring, I'll watch a figure skating competition.
stupid tuesday questions
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, I'll probably be in bed anyway.
You don't even want to know how many day planners I bought and barely used.
If you've ever wondered why Soft Cell didn't really take off in the US, I'm happy to...
"Liberate tuteme ex inferis," the character sinisterly intones. I wish I had.
Some guys memorize sports stats. I can identify Tatjana Patitz.
What can I say? I thought it looked cool at nineteen.
Tonight, tonight... I'm changing the station
Every cloud has a silver lining. Even the one that he kicked up.
Scream away, feel free. But at Ibsen, not at me.
What?!? You mean it's NOT the happiest sound goin' down today?
Eight shiny brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt. Or at least that's how...
Who's the Wedge Antilles in the "Star Wars" of your life?
Doctors can be kind of nutty. Please tell me we're not alone.
The guy who gets to the front of the line at Starbucks and still hasn't made up...
