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Comments on Open Mic for the Week of 5/5/2025 by DensityDuck in reply to Jaybird

> Go to the Plagiarism Story Show
> Ask the ticket lady "is this for-real plagiarism or just using the same facts"
> She doesn't understand
> Pull out a chart and explain the difference between unattributed copying of substantial reasoning and analysis, and use of the same words to list facts
> She laughs and says "it's good plagiarism, sir"
> Buy a ticket, sit down
> It's use of the same words to list facts

hey, at least he's keeping his campaign promises and following up on the thing that got him elected!

And boy it sure is a good thing you called it out here, because if there's one thing you can say about the Ordinary Times crew is that they definitely don't recognize how those cracker broads are racist as all hell.

"So your opinion is that societal improvement is impossible and nothing can or should be done to make humans better? "

Lee, she shouldn't have done that.

What do you think should happen to her?

(Also, she shouldn't have done that.)

"You make that sound like a bad thing."

I can doomscroll all day on Twitter, bro.

They forgot to have him say "also I guess I'm sorry I jumped out of the car to go yell at you after I cut you off and you honked at me, maybe threatening a stranger with violence was a bad idea after all".

"Oh wait, he shot a moderately rich guy? Hey, now I love the idea of violent vigilantes using 3D-printed firearms and homemade silencers, I totally support it! And Due Process is really important, I definitely think that process is the basis of justice!"

(thank you for writing "counsel" and not "council" there, although in this case the latter might be less incorrect than usual)

they're going to be very disappointed to learn that you do more stonework when you've been banned from the Masons than when you're in them

 

 

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