Mayo Is Evil: A Brief History

Ben Sears

Ben Sears is a writer and restaurant guy in Birmingham, Alabama. He lives quite happily across from a creek with his wife, two sons, and an obligatory dog. You can follow him on Twitter and read his blog, The Columbo Game.

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13 Responses

  1. Oscar Gordon says:

    This, my friends, is how history should be taught! Bravo!Report

  2. Pinky says:

    Mayonnaise is a necessary evil (chicken salad sandwiches).Report

  3. Marchmaine says:

    Sed contra, emulsifying egg yolks into a sauce creamier than a cream sauce is unadulterated genius.

    It seems the Menorcans are a contrary lot, for their ‘Gin’ is made from wine spirits and infused with lemons.

    Really, when you put the two together… its a love letter to lemons.Report

  4. Damon says:

    Mayo’s more accurate term is “food lube”. I like it for that, but I’d rather have “Durkee Famous Sauce”

    This seems to be the consensus:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubV3t9_CwDc&ab_channel=Spitwad666Report

  5. Oscar Gordon says:

    Depending on the dish, my go to mayo replacements are cream cheese, or Karam’s Garlic Sauce.Report

  6. North says:

    Personally I’m more partial to miracle whip. It’s tangier.Report

  7. tubino says:

    Real mayo made with real quality olive oil and whipped up fresh as they do in Spain is NOTHING like the crap sold in jars and pickle buckets from cheap tasteless canola oil. People don’t buy mayo in Spain — they just whip up a batch. It’s sad that this is so misunderstood.Report