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My first experience with this joke was Shel Silverstein’s ABZ book.
This might be the earliest version of the joke that I’ve seen.Report
Wife asks husband: If I died, do you think you’d remarry?
Husband: Probably, eventually.
Wife: Would she live in this house?
Husband: That would make sense.
Wife: Would she sleep in our bed?
Husband: Probably, depending on the condition of the furniture.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she’s left-handed.Report