The Colombia Gambit

Michael Siegel

Michael Siegel is an astronomer living in Pennsylvania. He blogs at his own site, and has written a novel.

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  1. Jaybird
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    In the middle of all that, Petro had a *GREAT* tweet (and this is how Twitter’s auto-translate translates it):

    Trump, I don’t really like travelling to the US, it’s a bit boring, but I confess that there are some commendable things. I like going to the black neighbourhoods of Washington, where I saw an entire fight in the US capital between blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should join together.

    I confess that I like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller

    I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, are memorable in the history of the USA and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders with the electric chair, the fascists who are within the USA as well as within my country

    I don’t like your oil, Trump, you’re going to wipe out the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a glass of whiskey, which I accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it’s difficult because you consider me an inferior race and I’m not, nor is any Colombian.

    So if you know someone who is stubborn, that’s me, period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and your arrogance, like they did with Allende. But I will die in my law, I resisted torture and I resist you. I don’t want slavers next to Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next to Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you can’t accompany me, I’ll go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world and you didn’t understand that, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels Aureliano Buendía, of which I am one, perhaps the last.

    You will kill me, but I will survive in my people, which is before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom.

    You don’t like our freedom, okay. I don’t shake hands with white slavers. I shake hands with the white libertarian heirs of Lincoln and the black and white farm boys of the USA, at whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which I reached after walking the mountains of Italian Tuscany and after being saved from Covid.

    They are the United States and before them I kneel, before no one else.

    Overthrow me, President, and the Americas and humanity will respond.

    Colombia now stops looking north, looks at the world, our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Cordoba, the civilization of that time, of the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood has the black resistance fighters turned into slaves by you. In Colombia is the first free territory of America, before Washington, of all America, there I take refuge in its African songs.

    My land is made up of goldsmiths who worked in the time of the Egyptian pharaohs and of the first artists in the world in Chiribiquete.

    You will never rule us. The warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom, who is called Bolívar, opposes us.

    Our people are somewhat fearful, somewhat timid, they are naive and kind, loving, but they will know how to win the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all of Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, today’s Panama, formerly Colombia, which you murdered.

    I raise a flag and as Gaitán said, even if it remains alone, it will continue to be raised with the Latin American dignity that is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather did not know, and mine did, Mr. President, an immigrant in the USA,

    Your blockade does not scare me, because Colombia, besides being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know that you love beauty as I do, do not disrespect it and you will give it your sweetness.

    FROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA IS OPEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY.

    I am informed that you impose a 50% tariff on the fruits of our human labor to enter the United States, and I do the same.

    Let our people plant corn that was discovered in Colombia and feed the world

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  2. Jaybird
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    The conservative media is portraying this as a huge win for Trump. This fits a pattern we’ve seen in the Administration of creating an unnecessary problem, “solving” it and then claiming victory.

    An additional dynamic is that the liberal media tends to portray such things as Trump creating a huge loss for himself. He’s going to make the price of coffee go up! You’re going to pay more for a Venti Macchiato! He’s going to destroy the flower market right before Valentine’s Day! He’s ruining *EVERYTHING*!!!!

    And then, a few hours later, wait, the diplomats fixed it. As you were.

    The Republicans wouldn’t be able to point out that your Valentine’s Macchiato is now safe if there weren’t so many voices screaming that those things are doomed.

    Mick Foley had a great line in one of his biographies where he talked about putting the other guy over. If you talk about your opponent as if he was a nobody and you beat him, who cares? You beat a nobody. If he then beats you? Dang, dude. You just lost to a nobody.

    If, however, you build the other guy up and you lose to him? Hey. You lost to a guy who was pretty good! No shame in losing to a guy who is pretty good! And if you win? Holy crap. You just beat a guy who is pretty good! There’s glory to be found in that!

    And the media keeps turning these little popcorn farts into The International War To Settle The Score and when Trump walks away with an arguable W from The International War To Settle The Score, hey. That’s pretty cool. That’s a big W!

    When, really, it was a popcorn fart. And of course he won. He was fighting against Colombia right before Valentine’s Day.Report

    • DavidTC in reply to Jaybird
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      And then, a few hours later, wait, the diplomats fixed it. As you were.

      Jaybird, I fear you are still in the _last_ Trump term, where Trump had people around him to fix things.

      He doesn’t this time.

      This wasn’t fixed by diplomats. Colombia stated a position, that it would not accept military flights or detained people, and Trump threatened to do something, he was called out on how stupid that was, and he backed down from that position and completely accepted what Colombia demanded.

      It’s likely someone near him pointed out how stupid that was, and that makes it looks slightly like the last administration, but the only reason anyone got away with that is Trump literally does not care about this topic. Deporting a bunch of people to giant fanfare is something he wants applause for, he doesn’t actually care about it as a policy.

      And I’m honestly not sure this is over anyway.Report

  3. DavidTC
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    The mere fact that Trump started handcuffing Colombia citizens to metal seats on military craft to fly them back to Colombia, by itself, destroyed Colombia’s view of the US.

    And we’ve also done that to Mexico and a few other South American countries. The Community of Latin American and Caribbean States (CELAC) has called for an emergency meeting about it.

    But that was pretty much limited to the local area…until Trump decided to threaten a trade war over it. At which point it became clear that America was completely unreliably as any sort of trading partner.

    It’s also worth reminding people that sending undocumented people on military planes is more expensive and more work and solves literally no problem whatsoever, there’s no reason to do it. And the only reason Trump is doing it is a) to look fascistic for his base, and b) as part of the gibberish justification to try to revoke birthright citizenship by claiming it’s ‘invasion’.

    This isn’t something that can be justified as being in American’s interest, this is literally just American abusing the citizens of another country to be cruel.

    Europe is, meanwhile, still freaking out over Elon’s salute and Trump threatening Greenland.

    I think people don’t actually understand what is happening here, because they are cocooned in American media, which is required to pretend everything is normal. The rest of the world is not treating any of this as normal.

    Again, the second Trump administration is fundamentally different than the first. The first had guardrails.Report

  4. Saul Degraw
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    As Jonathan V. Last pointed out on the Bulwark, this is basically gangster government. Trump feels the need to swing his member and there is seemingly nothing stopping him.

    The last week was a total blitzkreig of executive orders and it is going unabated this week. So far we have only seen one court rule on one EO (birthright citizenship) being blatantly unconstitutional. Everyone else seems caught like a deer in headlights and/or find as going Garland slow because it is important because of norms and reasons and being sent in a train to Dachau couldn’t convince them otherwise.

    I agree with all your points here but something has to boomerang hard and hit Trump back and nothing seems to be doing it yet and there is a part of me that thinks they have to know everything they are doing has a good chance of creating a recession or possibly a depression.Report

  5. Derek S
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    Part of me is curious. When the next batch of illegal immigrants are ready to be sent off, will whatever country that is send their own planes for pick up? Thus saving the US the money needed to send them back.Report

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