Video Throughput: Armageddon
My YouTube channel has been active for one year and slowly built up to 100 subscribers. In celebration, I’m doing a bumper video for you this week on the 1998 Michael Bay disaster flick “Armageddon”. This builds on everything that I’ve done for the last year, especially my reviews of 2001, Star Wars and Don’t Look Up. And I hope it will delight Andrew and Em, who are particular fans of this film.
So what I heard here was that you enjoyed watching this very imaginative movie?
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Thanks for this. Need to watch it again soon since you cut out all the best parts for the vid!Report
Holy crap. This is an hour long.Report
Interesting, as always :^)
Production nitpick: inconsistent audio levels. Rather than constantly fiddle with my computer’s volume level, or decide between inaudible movie clips vs you “yelling” at me, I finally downloaded the whole thing and played it with VLC and its dynamic range compression on max.
Where I think you’re wrong: when you describe the Shuttle returning to Earth at 22,000 mph as a problem. Apollo capsules, and the Orion capsule tentatively/optimistically scheduled for launch next month, had/will have final return velocities right at 24,000 mph. To borrow from Heinlein:
As I recall, Apollo had to hit the atmosphere at a very precise angle: too shallow and they would skip off, too steep and they would burn up. The description I remember is “like hitting a dime with a rifle at a range of a mile.” The Shuttles might not have been built for that kind of stress, although they did reenter from an orbital speed around 17,000 mph. All sorts of orbital mechanics complications when you’re coming in from far out, of course, but there’s a reason the typical impacter has a terminal velocity around 25,000 mph.Report
That’s correct, but the velocities are’t quite the same. I spent some time trying to work this out because it took Apollo 2 days to reach the moon, whereas at 24k, it would take hours. I don’t think that’s relative velocity but I could be wrong.Report
24,000 when you start, but steadily slowing as you go away from the earth.
Simplified numbers for a sanity check. Consider a highly-eccentric elliptical orbit around Earth with a perigee of 500 km and an apogee of 384,400 km. According to this calculator the perigee velocity is 10.7 km/s (~24,000 mph) and the apogee velocity is 0.2 km/s (~450 mph). The period is 245 hours, so the outbound leg is just over five days.Report
Correct, you have to re-enter from what is a relatively stable orbit. Orbital speed at 100 km (Karman line) is ~17500 mph. You can go faster than that, but absent rockets for a controlled descent, you won’t go any slower until you start dipping into atmo.Report
Very nice video essay. I have come up with a few of those same criticisms myself while watching the silly thing, but I’m no physicist, so I loved getting even more Kepler-ish dope. But I must shamefacedly admit that I get a kick out of this preposterous movie and have watched it many times. There’s no hope for FX and goofy heroics nerds like me.
But then, I am almost constantly barraged by the preposterous in movies. You know that evil looking medical saw that all the villains pull out in the torture scenes? The handheld one with the heavy motor and the vicious, circular, toothed saw? Yeah, it’s a cast saw. The blade doesn’t spin (think of the mess in the O.R. if that blade was cutting, unshielded, into anything). It just vibrates through plaster. You can put that buzzing blade right on your hand and just get a little tickle.
And don’t get me started on firearms in movies…
Anyway, I liked your presentation and look forward to more. Thanks.Report