8 thoughts on “The Month in Theaters March 2022

  1. The funny thing about Morbius is that two other vampire movies in pre-production got shelved after Morbius flopped.

    The takeaway was *NOT* “maybe this particular comic book movie formula starring Jared Leto, of all people, flopped”.

    It was “PEOPLE DON’T LIKE VAMPIRES!”

    I really liked Batman and wouldn’t mind spending more time in that universe. But, seriously, 3 hours is a movie to watch at home, not in the theater. People gotta pee!Report

  2. I found The Batman interesting over all but I felt that Robert Pattinson flat out lacked presence and gravitas as the titular character and that is despite the fact that the poor guy was trying his damndest and the costuming department pulled out all the stops to try and find a way to make him loom. The Batmans world? Pretty well done. But Robert Pattinson himself as the Batman just didn’t convince me. He seemed fine as a young Bruce Wayne but I simply didn’t buy he’s been the Batman for several years of story time.Report

              1. I hadn’t considered the significance of them until you pointed out but now that I do that is truly clever considering how all Batmans always do that slow stare thing.Report

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