Virtuous Trash: Of TSA and Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle

Jennifer Worrel

Jennifer Worrel is a transplant from the Great Plains raising two sons and a husband in Metro Atlanta. Extremely likable until you get to know her, she remains a great invite to a dinner party. She prefers peeing in the woods to peeing on private planes and was once told by her husband that she is “way funnier online.” Writes about whatever interests her, she knows a little about a lot. For fun, she enjoys cooking from scratch and watching old Milton Friedman videos on YouTube. Jennifer's thoughts are her own and do not represent the views or position of any firm or affiliate she is lucky enough to associate with.

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  1. I enjoyed this, thanks for sharing it!Report

  2. JS says:

    Worth noting that for about 17 bucks a year, you can keep your shoes and belt on, leave all your stuff in your backpack, carry whatever size bottle you want, and waltz through quickly.

    The cost? A fingerprinting and a “Does this person have a felony record” background check. You don’t even have to go to the airport for an interview, there’s five places within 10 miles of me that’ll do it.

    For 3 more bucks a year, you can do that with customs as well — but that one you DO have to go to a big airport for, and they’ll run your background check right there, probably get you confused with someone else with a similar name and birthday, and then get corrected by a supervisor who points out that “Texas” and “Alabama” are, in fact, two different states to be born in.

    Security theater you can skip for about 17 bucks a year. A decision I made after having to fly twice in the same calendar year. I’ll pay 20ish bucks a year just on the off chance I have to fly to avoid that crap.

    I cannot fathom how many wasted hours are spent in that mess.Report

    • Greg In Ak in reply to JS says:

      Yeah i’ve had TSA Pre for years now. Good deal to avoid the silliness. Getting rid of the 3.4 oz thing would be best but there are ways to get around it.Report

    • Jennifer Worrel in reply to JS says:

      Fortunately, I do have TSA Pre-Check. When I travel for work, sometimes Im wearing steel-toed boots. I’m always asked to remove them. To say nothing of all my creams, potions and powders…A working, traveling mom runs primarily on under-eye cream and dry shampoo. And mimosas, apparently.Report

    • Damon in reply to JS says:

      You know that those finger print records stay in AFIS and anytime a set of unknown prints are run, your records are bounced against them as well with all the other records? Don’t try and tell me that there’s the “legal” and “criminal” side of the search. You really believe that?

      You expect me to give up “stuff” so I can get on a plane faster? Far better to give up “security theatre” first.Report

  3. Burt Likko says:

    Read this while waiting for check-in kiosks to activate at four in the morning at PDX. My mask is already smelly inside from a lingering runny nose that checked off negative for COVID but leaves me self conscious anyway. A long day of inconveniences laden atop the miracle of continent-spanning jet travel is already of me; your column reminds me that I am far from alone in appreciating the ridiculousness that’s settled on this most modern of transit vectors.

    Welcome to Ordinary Times!Report

  4. Saul Degraw says:

    There was a time when I had to fly a lot for work and all of this stuff was annoying. The big issue is that the cost for keeping these measures is minimal and just a bunch of grumbling. The cost for for ditching them and having it lead to a terrorist or near terrorist incident would be politically astronomical fallout even if the chances of such a thing happening are astronomically rare. Add in that most people do not fly often.

    Let this be another example that the overwhelming majority of humans are not and will never be libertarian and all the blog posts in the world will not change that.Report

    • Jaybird in reply to Saul Degraw says:

      I flew back in the 90’s and, believe it or not, they still had security measures. You just didn’t have to take off your shoes.

      If your belt buckle set off the metal detector (and it would), they’d either wand you or ask you to take it off and go through again.

      But you could do stuff like “meet friends at the gate” and “leave your shoes on”.

      How many attacks have been prevented by the shoes thing or the gate thing? Any? Even one?Report

      • InMD in reply to Jaybird says:

        My understanding is that the only actual improvements in security are reinforced cockpit doors and the fact that passengers now assume they need to defend themselves instead of cooperating until they’re ransomed.Report

      • Jennifer Worrel in reply to Jaybird says:

        This comment makes me laugh, but kindly and with gratitude. My first plane tickets were for the non-smoking section in the late 70s, and I became a business traveler in the 90s. I remember the simplicity of mere metal detectors and meeting friends and family at the gate. Simpler times.Report

      • DensityDuck in reply to Jaybird says:

        “How many attacks have been prevented by the shoes thing or the gate thing?”

        The important thing to remember in discussions like this is that if it hadn’t rained that day, Flight 63 would not have made it to Miami.Report

    • Chip Daniels in reply to Saul Degraw says:

      See also too, “OuttaControlCrime!” versus police and penal reform.Report

    • Jennifer Worrel in reply to Saul Degraw says:

      You are very correct on the last point. Although I think libertarian minded folk would like to assume that everyone could make their own risk adjusted decisions, many people wildly overstate some risks while drastically minimizing others. Shoe bombs being a bigger threat than, say, car accidents. I just prefer finding humor in it.Report

      • Most people are not trained in making those kind of judgements, and even the ones who are don’t have access to the information needed to make them effectively. even well meaning libertarians can’t do this effectively in most cases.Report

        • Jennifer Worrel in reply to Philip H says:

          I am probably guilty of miswording the libertarian ideal. Not that Libertarians are somehow better equipped to conduct accurate risk assessments, but that libertarians content to let people live with their own decisions (however they are made).Report

  5. Andrea says:

    To preserve our freedoms, I surrendered to TSA a bottle of Schwartzkoff’s Super Moisturizing Shampoo, the only shampoo that made my hair shiny – and I never found a replacement. You’re welcome, flying public. I’m still a tad bitter.Report

  6. Cite Once says:

    COVID is preventable by using HEPA filters. 99.97% filtration … per air change (try ten an hour).
    At best, a mask gives you two chances — once on exit, and once on entry. Pretty poor odds for an airborne virus.
    Particularly one that comes out your butt.
    Check out the CDC website for the evidence on the above (or read the Nature article).

    Masks are an egregious form of waste, and one that could be entirely prevented by asking public areas to prevent spreading of illness.Report